The area where I live is mountainous so.....this one time when a couple of guys got into some trouble while on top of one the aforementioned mountains, the headline in the local newspaper read:
"Two Men Accused Of Lewd Conduct On Top Of Chunky Gal"
(Chunky Gal is one of the aforementioned mountains here)
Someone sent that headline into WUSY - US101 in Chattanooga, TN and the DJs at the time, Bill Poindexter (Dex) & David Earl Hughes got a huge laugh out of that headline!! LOL!!
"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's Heaven on Earth" - Mark Twain