bet the deflated bit would prolly still call 911 and announce on TMZ that she's suingOriginally Posted by rucyco2
bet the deflated bit would prolly still call 911 and announce on TMZ that she's suing
bet the deflated bit would prolly still call 911 and announce on TMZ that she's suing
Now that's funny.
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OMG- I am laughing so hard at this visual!!!He could boast "2 out of 3 chicks dont object to , react to or are allergic to the MaSheen" - maybe it could run as a double feature with an ad for valtrexAdd in some viagra advertising and it could be the triple feature shown on movie night at the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner has already installed two new bleach blonde HOles with big tits- since Charlie likes plastic inflatables, maybe Hugh would share with him. I'll have to give some thought to a title, as the possibilities are endless.
God Cat- you are hysterical!!!
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Renowned Death Hag
roflmao!
Wanna see my grandkids?
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Mammy...thank you for that!
Renowned Death Hag
Charlie's date isn't the only deflated thing over at the Playboy Mansion...
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Cat,You know I think we are onto something here! A triple feature. Blow up dolls (sans punctures...primarily), valtrex and viagra. The spokes peeps (Heff and Chuck), arms around each others shoulders. The slogan could be "where the fuck are we and whats going on" and the rest of the 2 mins 30 could be taken up with them bumping into walls and the floor.
cdolen...ah thinks we are about to be very rich indeed! Woo hoo!
LOVE IT...I am definitely ready for a career change and could use some serious cash about now...I wonder what other great ideas will come to us in our dreams tonight?!
Me too with the cash (my contract at work is up next friday and even though the euromillions draw is up tomorrow eve with an estimated jackpot of £117 million I think our business idea is most cunning), Charlie is most ripe (out of all celebs) but we need to put our thinking caps on cause he isn't gonna have money forever...and when I say forever I mean past this week! What other celebs need our sex doll / cure your STD's / make fun of you / sell you out to TMZ and / or RadarOnline / ignore you when you call service? Dont say Wilmer Valderama cause thats where I draw a big freakin line!Cat,
LOVE IT...I am definitely ready for a career change and could use some serious cash about now...I wonder what other great ideas will come to us in our dreams tonight?!
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...and apparently so is "Charlie Harper"...EPIC FAIL!!!
Charlie Harper Dies Tragic Death
6/27/2011 1:17 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
"Two and a Half Men" will turn dark for just a minute or two when it premieres in September ... because Alan and Jake will learn Charlie Harper bit the dust.
Sources connected with the show tell TMZ ... Chuck Lorre's plan is to make sure Charlie Sheen can NEVER come back on the show. Although the first show won't be filmed until August 5, producers have been kicking around scenarios, which include Charlie driving a car over a cliff.
Of course, it would be art imitating life, because two of Charlie Sheen's cars went down a cliff on Mulholland Drive.
As for how Ashton Kutcher enters the picture, there's been talk that he buys Charlie's house after Charlie kicks the bucket.
Sources tell us ... the first script still isn't locked and Lorre often makes changes until close to taping, but it's pretty clear -- Charlie Harper is pushin' up daisies.
Last edited by Cynful; 06-28-2011 at 06:05 PM.
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Brooke to Warner Bros: I Want a Piece of Charlie!
6/28/2011 11:43 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Brooke Mueller apparently isn't confident enough that ex-hubby Charlie Sheen will make good on child support, so she got a judge to order Warner Bros. to send $55,000 of Charlie's money her way every month.
Brooke's law firm, Trope and Trope, served legal papers on Warner Bros. last Friday, demanding the studio withhold $55,000 a month from all monies due Charlie to satisfy his child support obligations.
The lawyers are demanding that the studio send the $55 grand a month directly to Brooke.
Sources connected with Brooke concede Charlie is not behind on his child support, but Brooke wants to make sure she gets her support if Charlie begins to run low on cash.
Warner Bros. must comply, because a judge signed the document ordering the studio to divert the money to Brooke.
Garnishment -- tasty on food, bitter on paychecks.
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By Kat Giantis
Hide your daughters, granddaughters, nieces and assorted household pets, because Charlie Sheen is now goddess-free. TMZ says the unemployed former TV star just got the heave-ho from the one goddess who stuck around after the other ones took off.
Word is, Natalie Kenly beat a hasty retreat from Sober Valley Lodge last week, an exit that didn't sit well with the lately low-lying warlock. Sheen apparently ordered Kenly, who goes by Natty Baby and is holder of the prestigious Chronic Girl 2010 title, to return the Mercedes he'd purchased for her.
Oh, and "sources close to the actor" insist the bust-up is "not a common thing for the Masheen!" Yeah, just ask his three ex-wives and those long-gone pair of goddesses, whose names we've already forgotten.
And in what we're hoping is an attempt at typical Charlie braggadocio, he supposedly celebrated his remaining deity's exit by -- and we'll just quote TMZ here to keep our queasiness to a minimum -- "conquering women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out."
Now, pardon us while we scrub ourselves with a wire brush and gallon of disinfectant. OK, moving on â?¦less
So now this douchebag is telling Sports Illustrated that he took steroids while making Major League. Really Charlie!! It was the late '80's!! Who the hell cares! I'm guessing the next stop on his ride will be Celebrity Rehab. Go the fuck away already!!! Try to muster up some class and fade into obscurity. PLEASE!!!!
Its really not the worst thing hes ever done - steroids I mean - didn't he date Kelly Preston?
Renowned Death Hag
I want to fuck Charlie Sheen! So much so that he is my motivation for sticking to my diet. No, I am not crazy. Just head over heels for his wise, learned, self destructive bad boy persona. I bet he is crazy good in bed.
What is triggering this sudden lust? I haven't seen my husband in damn near three months, so I am hella-horny and I just read Charlie's 1998 Playboy article: http://www.flixster.com/actor/charli...yboy-interview. I would totally deep throat him.
So authentic and vulnerable. Like carmelized onions. The things that make you cry can also taste so sweet sliding down your throat. Fuck the Perelson Mansion and Christine Chubbuck footage, let's use our Hag Power to help me fuck Charlie Sheen!
Whew, I'm gonna go take a shower now.
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I am just joking
We've all been there, girl. Dead serious on that.
But...
Would you make sweet love to him through asbestos? Pexiglass? A full body condom?
Renowned Death Hag
I have a feeling I am not the only one who when they see a Charlie Sheen update, looks to see which banner it is posted under.
Renowned Death Hag
Not sure under what conditions I'd have to tolerate asbestos.
Plexiglass is probably assuming that he ends up in jail. So, yes -- I'd do him through plexiglass. Hopefully, conjugal visits aren't just an urban legend.
Now for the full body condom, I honestly believe he is disease free. Sure, he has a penchant for high-priced hookers and porn stars. But, both of those groups have to be routinely tested. An A-list madam can't have her brothel giving all of H-Town a miserable case of crabs. Porn stars are also regulated within the sex industry. I guess the short answer is: No, I would not fuck him through a full body condom. But, I also don't think there is a need to. Like my slutty friends in high school used to say, I'm on the pill. It's not like I'm gonna get preggers.
Last edited by KCBee; 07-08-2011 at 10:32 PM.
Well, does Allan and Jake come with the house?...and apparently so is "Charlie Harper"...EPIC FAIL!!!
Charlie Harper Dies Tragic Death
6/27/2011 1:17 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
"Two and a Half Men" will turn dark for just a minute or two when it premieres in September ... because Alan and Jake will learn Charlie Harper bit the dust.
Sources connected with the show tell TMZ ... Chuck Lorre's plan is to make sure Charlie Sheen can NEVER come back on the show. Although the first show won't be filmed until August 5, producers have been kicking around scenarios, which include Charlie driving a car over a cliff.
Of course, it would be art imitating life, because two of Charlie Sheen's cars went down a cliff on Mulholland Drive.
As for how Ashton Kutcher enters the picture, there's been talk that he buys Charlie's house after Charlie kicks the bucket.
Sources tell us ... the first script still isn't locked and Lorre often makes changes until close to taping, but it's pretty clear -- Charlie Harper is pushin' up daisies.
Renowned Death Hag
[QUOTE=Cat_AmmaKittehKat;1165888]He could boast "2 out of 3 chicks dont object to , react to or are allergic to the MaSheen" - maybe it could run as a double feature with an ad for valtrex
Donna,
Oh my...with teeth or without?!?!
Last edited by Cynful; 07-08-2011 at 07:44 PM.
He's probably back to his old tricks by now that the Goddesses are gone! With half the money he pays 1 prostitute, he could get his teeth fixed AND bleached! UGH!
I wish the show would be a raging success just to show that arrogant bastard that he's not as irreplaceable as he thinks he is. I don't expect that to happen, but I hope it does. He repulses me with his disgusting behavior and the lack of desire he has for cleaning himself up and being a decent father to his kids. I hope he goes completely broke and nobody will hire him. He would have nobody to blame but himself although he probably wouldn't see it that way. I used to be a fan of his back in the days of "Cadence" and "Hot Shots," but I can't stand him now.
Renowned Death Hag
Crazy or not, I admire anyone who has the power to live their life without needing the approval of others.
Renowned Death Hag
He is going to need the approval (to some extent), of others if he wants to be hired and remain employed...he does need the job, as monthly child support for his four youngest children is $110,000. per month.
He should care about the well being of his children whether anyone else likes him or not. His four youngest children are too young to really know what is going on, but he has a grown daughter that is in her mid 20's that has to be embarrassed and sad about the kind of father she has.
Renowned Death Hag
According to TMZ, it looks like ChaCha and his ex, Brookie-Poo, may be on again. Dammit. I missed my chance!
Thank god for her sake the full body condom exists!
Renowned Death Hag
Wow...Brookie-Poo is looking frightful these days, even worse than usual. If they get back together, she and the Masheen will be the most "tore-up" couple in Hollywood.
Mueller Headed South of Border For Extreme Rehab
7/17/2011 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Brooke Mueller is going to Mexico to ingest a bunch of hallucionogens -- but not for fun -- to break her addictions.
Sources connected to Brooke tell TMZ ... Brooke is going to a treatment facility in Cancun that specializes in prescribing a drug that is not legal in the U.S. It's called Ibogaine, a substance extracted from an iboga plant. Some studies show it interrupts addictions to alcohol, cocaine, methadone and heroin.
Brooke is saying the program is seven days and it's "extreme," but she's confident it will "rewire" her brain to break her addictions.
Brooke has been hospitalized since her confrontation Thursday on a United jet bound for Cancun. We're told she'll make the trip when she's released from the hospital.
Last edited by Cynful; 07-17-2011 at 04:21 PM.
A British "explorer" type called Bruce Parry experienced the iboga root. The clips are available on youtube. This is (supposedly) a seriously effective way of ridding the body of addiction when administered by an experienced practitioner. Bruce Parry said that, even though he wasnt experiencing any kind of mental or physical issues, it was totally life changing.Mueller Headed South of Border For Extreme Rehab
7/17/2011 1:00 AM PDT by TMZ Staff
Brooke Mueller is going to Mexico to ingest a bunch of hallucionogens -- but not for fun -- to break her addictions.
Sources connected to Brooke tell TMZ ... Brooke is going to a treatment facility in Cancun that specializes in prescribing a drug that is not legal in the U.S. It's called Ibogaine, a substance extracted from an iboga plant. Some studies show it interrupts addictions to alcohol, cocaine, methadone and heroin.
Brooke is saying the program is seven days and it's "extreme," but she's confident it will "rewire" her brain to break her addictions.
Brooke has been hospitalized since her confrontation Thursday on a United jet bound for Cancun. We're told she'll make the trip when she's released from the hospital.
Renowned Death Hag
I too have heard that this can be a very viable way of overcoming lingering addictions, although it is not legal in the US. IIRC, the success rates are quite high, and its effects are permanent. Where else besides Mexico is this treatment available?
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Did anyone see the Charlie Sheen roast? Very funny. Jeff Ross rocked.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
That roast was brutal! My husband watched it and I saw little bits of it.
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Anyone see the new Two and a half Men with Ashton replacing Charlie ? I didn't but read it was pretty awful.
I was curious how the show would be but not curious enough to actually watch it. Ashton Kutcher trips the gag reflex in me for some reason.
I watched it and it was terrible. It was so silly it wasn't funny to me at all.
Renowned Death Hag
He doesn't need to ACT stupid, he IS stupid.BLECH.
Senior Death Hag
To me, the premiere of this show was a mixed bag. The scenes showcasing Charlie's funeral were not only in bad taste but just not funny. It seemed to me that producer Chuck Lorre took personal potshots at Charlie Sheen at the expense of the show. Charlie's mom tried to sell his house and that was funny with guest spots by John Stamos, Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson. Jon Cryer had a poignant moment with Charlie's ashes. I like Ashton Kutcher but he looked like he wandered over from another TV series and, to be fair, it's hard to establish a character in 10 minutes of TV time. I think it would have been better to have done an arc of shows leading up to the Ashton character being introduced rather than to try to shovel the death, funeral, and Ashton into 30 minutes. I hope this improves but I miss the comedic rapport Sheen had with Jon Cryer.
True. It was a hatchet job without even an attempt at humor Lorre's temper tantrum was more important than actual entertainment.
Kutcher is very one dimensional. He sounded like an older version of his Michael Kelso character.
Oh yeah Jeff Ross was quite possibly the best part of the roast.
Renowned Death Hag
I think Charlie's rebuttal was the best part. He's such a bad boy, yet cool as a cucumber.
Death Hag of Legend
Hes doing Direct TV commercials now. Does that mean hes winning?
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
I wonder what kind of money he is making for the commercials? I would think any company that values it's image would cut a wide path around a nutter like him, but what do I know?
Renowned Death Hag
Ironic that his upcoming new FX show is called "Anger Management".
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Casper, I love you so much baby boy... waking up with you in the house is a blessing every day! Thank you for filling our home and hearts with so much love, joy, laughter and ever so sweet Sammy smiles! We belong together! XOXOX
I saw him on a couple of talk shows last week and he is still NOT funny. I don't think he's doing any more "WINNING"
Renowned Death Hag
Sadly, I think he is back on the hard stuff. He looks really jittery and skinny in recent footage. Can't wait to see his new show, but I wonder if he can physically last 100 shows.
Charlie Sheen = Meth Mouth - he is getting a creepy looking now. Those baby mamas better be getting legal advice in case Charlie
falls off his perch.
Renowned Death Hag
It's hard to believe I used to have a HUGE crush on him in high school. Of course, he looked like THIS back then..
And he was replaced by...
The sad part is, most people make fun of him and play along with his being a hot mess. This man REALLY needs some intervention, and fast. It's just so sad that drugs did this to such a great actor that was really a huge talent, at one time. Just say NO, people!
Renowned Death Hag
Yeah, it is sad. He used to be so good looking. Last I saw him he looked horrible. That partying is really taking its toll on him. I wonder if he dad has been in touch with him or tried to talk him into getting help.
The funny thing is he looks so so icky skinny in that last picture but my mom was talking about how he was bragging that he was still at his high school weight at that time. Uhh, that is probably not normal for a 46 year old man, especially if that's how it's going to make you look. He looked much better when he was in his 20s and filled out a bit, just healthy I guess.
And I'll admit that I was having fun with it and playing along when this all first started, the crazy interviews, crazy videos and tweets, tiger blood, all that, but since then it has just become sad.
Last edited by atomicbettie; 06-19-2012 at 08:39 AM.
That's Charlie??????!!!
He looks like a bum down on Hastings.
Renowned Death Hag
I know, yuck, huh? That looks like it's from one of the videos when everything first started actually, the one where he says "what kind of dog is that, it's a SHEEN dog!" among other things, I thought that's what he was wearing, and his hair was a mess in that one.
Here's an image from last week, at the Kings game, before he went off on a security guard who wouldn't let him back in after he left for a cigarette (policy will not let anyone back in after leaving) and he tells her to blow his balls among other things. Even tho he looks a little more put together he still looks horrible in this picture, definitely taking his toll on him. Click to make bigger and see, his skin especially looks horrible.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...bits-face.html
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