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    Anything by Shania Twain

    I HATE Shania Twain's music! She's very pretty, yes, and her voice is okay (in a sort of lounge singer way; though she's no Patsy Cline) but her song lyrics are insipid! I especially HATE that song, not sure of the title, with the refrain, "Man, I feel like a woman...." ACK!!!!

    I also HATE "Stuck with You" by Huey Lewis and the News! "Yes, it's true, yes, it's true, I'm so happy to be stuck with you...." Gosh, Huey, weren't you just the Cole Porter of the 80s? NOT!


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    Y.M.C.A. Thanks to that senetor, everytime someone does something wildly inappropriate the DAW! DAW! DAW! DAW! DAW! openning sequence pops into my head.
    Who Better to laugh at what's inapproriate than me? Politically incorrect people like myself enjoy undaunted humor.


    That lady was my grandma who past away 2 years ago. She was young and angry in this picture though lol. I guess someone needs to get out there and shovel.

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    I just thought of a really bad song... "Joy To The World" by Three Dog Night.
    What a steaming hunk of crap that song is.
    I HATE that song.

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    "Calling All Angels" by Jane Siberry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linnythepooh View Post
    Love is a battelfield by Pat Benatar.
    The video was far scarier than the song!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lulu View Post
    I don't know who sings it but I think it's called "Final Countdown". Pretty sure it's an 80's hair metal band.

    God, now it's in my head...
    The band was called Europe.
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    Quote Originally Posted by firegilnotguns View Post
    Yeah I like that one, too, and it's not just because they play it every time Scotland scores!
    I agree with sweetpea...the song stinks, big time!
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellfire View Post
    LOL, maybe they are blinded by the light wrapped up like a duche another runner in the night. lol

    Crimson and clovers use to get to me. Over and over Crimson and Clovers I heard that song over and over until it grew on me lol. Fleetwood Mac should stop playing on all Classic rock stations. (Anything by them don't play it please)
    http://www.kissthisguy.com/lyric.php?id=4443
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    "I'm Strokin'

    Can't remember who sang it but it is the stupidest song ever about masturbation, I think....
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    [quote=attackatdawn;28514]
    Quote Originally Posted by Philliefan View Post
    Does anyone remember a song called 'They're Coming to Take Me Away"...cannot remember the artist, the flip side had the song in reverse...showing my age...that was on a 45.

    quote]

    oh yes I remember & dislike the song well!

    [SIZE=5]Napoleon The 14th Lyrics[/SIZE]


    [SIZE=4]They're Coming To Take Me Away Lyrics[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]Remember when you ran away[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And I got on my knees and begged you[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Not to go because I'd go berserk?[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]WELL,[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]You left me anyhow and[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Then the days got worse and worse[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And now you see I've gone completely[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]out of my mind,[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]AND[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2][chorus 1][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]They're coming to take me away,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Haha, they're coming to take me away,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]To the funny farm[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Where Life is Beautiful all the time[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And I'll be happy to see[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Those Nice Young Men[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]In their Clean White Coats[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And they're coming to take me AWAY,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]HA HAAAAA[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]You thought it was a joke,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]When I had said that losing you[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Would make me flip my lid,[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]RIGHT?[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]You know you laughed.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]I HEARD you laugh, you laughed[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And laughed and laughed[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And then you left,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And now you know I'm Utterly Mad[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]AND[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2][chorus 2][/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]They're coming to take me away,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Haha, they're coming to take me away,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And Chirping Birds and basket weavers[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Who sit and smile and[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]Twiddle their thumbs and toes[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And they're coming to Take me Away,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]HAHAAAAAAAAA[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]I cooked your food,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]I cleaned your house,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And this is how you pay me back[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]For all my kind unselfish loving deeds[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]HUH?[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]Well, you just wait,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]They'll find you yet,[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]And when they do, they'll put you in[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2]the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2]AND[/SIZE]

    [SIZE=2](chorus 1)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2](chorus 2)[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=2](chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)[/SIZE]



    Wow, that song really is dogshit!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=14sZGLnHXxs
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curtis Radiohead View Post
    "I'm Strokin'

    Can't remember who sang it but it is the stupidest song ever about masturbation, I think....
    That was performed by Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter.

    And he's actually singing about doing the deed, not choking the chicken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldil View Post
    That was performed by Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter.

    And he's actually singing about doing the deed, not choking the chicken.
    Whatever it was, it was terrible.
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    Anything by Rod Stewart.

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    That stalker's theme song from Mister Mister, Broken Wings.

    OOO Baby all I know
    You're half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole. Creepy

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    American Pie by Don McLean - I hate that FUCKIN' song!

    I was at an indoor charity flea market/garage sale in Austin today and they were playing music from the 60's/70's over the intercom system, and that damn song come on and people were singing along to it around me - talk about fuckin' torture! It's amazing I didn't run out there!

    But I had some shopping to do...

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    The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
    Kung Fu Fighting
    Silly Love Songs
    And...no, this is TOO painful; must stop...

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    This is why im hot..not sure who sings it but i hate that song

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    Anything by Rick Astley

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    Lucy in the sky with diamonds... William Shatner
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!

    Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carrieann View Post
    Baby Got Back - Sir Mix alot
    awww..but that is my THEME song BABY!!

    (does the big ol' butt dance)

    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tara9smith View Post
    This is why im hot..not sure who sings it but i hate that song
    Yes, Tara, you are hot...
    "You are my center when I spin away..." TY

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    Really nice selection of dogshit (I like that adjective, Curtis!) music here!

    My alltime worst is "Never Been to Me" too, and they still play that shite here.

    "Leather and Lace" can still put me off my lunch.

    Anything by Celine Dion.

    "This Kiss This KISS!"

    "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. Fookin contradictory lyrics. First he says "I've got a plan," then he whines that "I'll never see you again." Which is it, buttmunch? Dipsh*t.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herekittykitty View Post
    Anything by Celine Dion...
    Anything by her makes my ears bleed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxxx View Post
    oh God, I lived through Disco, so anything Disco.........Disco Duck, Rubberband Man ....EWWWWWWW disco Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    disco is actually not that bad, depending on what disco song it is. I agree disco duck and rubberband man are sucky songs, as well as many others. I do happen to like Ring my bell by Anita Ward, and a few Chic songs. I guess I would have had to live in that era. I was born in 1980, and I think a lot of todays music sucks!

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    Pick any rap crap song. That's the worst I've ever heard. Oh and that song "Umbrella" by Rhianna.

    ella, ella, ella, eh, eh..... I fucking hate that shit!

    Now I'm pissed off.

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    any new country sucks! (except shooter jennings, i love him!) anything by gwen stefani really pisses me off, the best way to put me in a bad mood is to play HOLLA BACK GIRL. ugh, hate it. OH, and any nickelback shit.
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    Billy Ray Cyrus, "Achy Breaky Heart."

    I SO hated that song....grinding my teeth just thinking about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuburbanDeathHag View Post
    Afternoon Delight.....It doesn't get any worse than that.
    That song seems to be evrywhere at the moment, did one of them just die or something?

    My own least favourites

    Happy Talk- Captain Sensible
    Little White Bull - Tommy Steele
    Love Changes Everything - Michael Ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by xenaswolf View Post
    That (&%$*((*W$*W%(#W!!! song by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock...Picture...omg just shoot me when that comes on.

    I got kicked out of a bar for kicking the shit out of the jukebox when that came on...
    A woman of action! I love that. LOL!!!

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    This is for the real "old timers" here. The youngsters have only seen 45 records; well...maybe never; probably about as often as rotary phones...

    anyway; I think it was the 45 single of John Lennon's "Instant Karma"; that on the "B" side had Yoko's "Who Has Seen The Wind".

    OMG! I know that love is blind; but it must be thourghly deaf as well. What was John thinking???

    I searched for a link on YouTube; but you are fortunate. I did not find one.

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    I hate:

    Anything by Laura Brannigan, especially "Gloria" and "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" as it sounds like she's straining her voice & screaming the songs

    That Paula Cole song "I Don't Wanna Wait;" what kind of fracking piss-poor rhyme scheme is "open up your morning light, say a little prayer for I??"

    I hate "This Kiss", "MacArthur Park," and that stupid country song "Honky-Tonk Bodonkadonk" because it's the stupidest made up word I've ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy J. View Post

    does anyone remember....Pac Man Fever?

    UGH !!!
    Remember it? I got the album!
    --john

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    2 Christmas ones that come to mind... being that we're in the season and I hear them constantly...

    Christmas Wrappings - the Waitressess
    Baby it's cold outside - by anyone.

    Oh man
    I could puke.
    --john

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    Muskrat Love

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    Back in the 60's there was a song called The Ballad of the Green Beret. I hated it. Even at a young age the war in Vietnam seemed wrong and this piece of tripe was all about glorifing that war.

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    cherry pie by warrant.................that song makes me violent, oh and anything by Poison

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    "Groovy Kinda Love" by Phil Collins sucks highly.

    "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes makes me want to rip out my own spine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crimson and clover View Post
    cherry pie by warrant.................that song makes me violent, oh and anything by Poison
    LOVE Bret and LOVE warrent, not particuarly Cherry Pie though.

    Never was a fan of any of the Robert Pamler songs.

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    "Hey Jude" by the worlds most famous teeny bopper Paul McCartney


    "Its raining men" by three tons o fun or whatever

    "Papa was a rolling stone" by one of the many temptation clones. You know "Wherever he laid his was his home". The we hate daddy song. They even killed him "When he died all he left us was a loan" (alone?). God we had to endure this crap!
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    Haven't read this whole thread so pardon me if this is a repeat, but Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille. A small sampling of the lyrics.....

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
    Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
    And she say yes
    With her kisses

    And now hes ticklin her fancy
    Rubbin her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin and jingin the jango
    Floatin like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    La da da da da ...


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    My heart will go on by Celin Dion & I will always love you by Whitney Houston both make me want to slap the elderly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shell_belle View Post
    Haven't read this whole thread so pardon me if this is a repeat, but Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille. A small sampling of the lyrics.....

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin on cheese
    Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
    And she say yes
    With her kisses

    And now hes ticklin her fancy
    Rubbin her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle

    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin and jingin the jango
    Floatin like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

    La da da da da ...

    Boy are we on the same page today, I posted this a few hours ago. An abomination. Especially the bacon/cheese part. BLECH!!!! Huge hit, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by janel View Post
    Back in the 60's there was a song called The Ballad of the Green Beret. I hated it. Even at a young age the war in Vietnam seemed wrong and this piece of tripe was all about glorifing that war.
    The song was so artificial. Just be patriotic and march.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAT2EDSKIN View Post
    My heart will go on by Celin Dion & I will always love you by Whitney Houston both make me want to slap the elderly.
    my sentiments exactly. hahahaha lol

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    Skyrockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Everytime I hear that I wanna pull my eardrums out and stomp on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    Skyrockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Everytime I hear that I wanna pull my eardrums out and stomp on them.
    Funny, I would have said that too a few years ago, but lately I've been kinder to certain things I remember from the 70s. The harmonies in that one are lovely. The other "bad" song I like is "Precious and Few".....beautiful!

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    Heyyyyyyy.....

    Quote Originally Posted by mrsjorgy View Post
    "Beth" by KISS

    They had a lot of cheese in their catalog...but this one tops it.
    I LOVE this song....course it helps my nickname is "Beth".....so I will try to understand your opinion.....

    BTW There is also "Elizabeth" by the Statler Brothers and "Elizabeth" by Billy Something-or-Other Country Boy....who knew so many words rhyme with "Elizabeth"???
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    you ALL made the list for putting all that crap in my head :
    "Oh My God Becky, look at her butt! It is like: I like big butts and I cannot lie.." CURSE YOU ALL!!!!

    And then, the Macarena. And Barbie Girl. One of the rock stations I listened to growing up in BFE KY buried both of those albums under the concrete of a new club. \m/ (rock fingers)


    rock on hags!



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    That song by Chumbawumba (I get knocked down, or something) or whatever they are called irks me badly...and that song "If I could walk 500 miles"...really bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    Skyrockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Everytime I hear that I wanna pull my eardrums out and stomp on them.
    You need to watch the Anchorman version - they have a film clip of this song they did in the special features section of the DVD.

    Stay Classy

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