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  1. #751
    candleinthewind Guest
    The Macarena. I even hate the video with the dudes in suits singing while the hoochies dance.

    The one that goes all I want to do is a boom boom boom and a zoom zoom

  2. #752
    STORMIE Guest
    Any song by Taylor Swift - I'm sorry but the little girl cannot sing.

  3. #753
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    Quote Originally Posted by ;25584
    Does anyone remember a song called 'They're Coming to Take Me Away"...cannot remember the artist, the flip side had the song in reverse...showing my age...that was on a 45.

    Anything disco...remember the DJ in Chicago who blew up a stack of disco records and caused a riot in the late 70'? Steve Dahl...he was my hero!

    Heck, yeah, I remember "to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their nice white coats, THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!

  4. #754
    Northern Lights Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Fancynancy View Post
    Heck, yeah, I remember "to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their nice white coats, THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!
    I remember that too! One my friends loved it and she played it all the time, it drove me nuts. So much that I was ready to go to the funny farm, just take me away

  5. #755
    Heavenly Tiger Guest
    The worst is Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw which I despise on so many levels.

  6. #756
    slw Guest
    anything that comes from rap
    Would that be rap with a capital C?

  7. #757
    Meli Guest
    Hands down, Cotton Eye Joe. I HATE that damn song!!!!!

  8. #758
    insanejeff Guest
    This crap I keep hearing every time I'm in a store this holiday season. "It's the Little St. Nick" which seems to be by the Beach Boys. Annoying as hell.

  9. #759
    Nicki Guest
    99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

  10. #760
    slw Guest
    This crap I keep hearing every time I'm in a store this holiday season. "It's the Little St. Nick" which seems to be by the Beach Boys. Annoying as hell
    Is it me or do all the Beach Boys songs sound exactly the same?

  11. #761
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    That Song Is Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Lights View Post
    I remember that too! One my friends loved it and she played it all the time, it drove me nuts. So much that I was ready to go to the funny farm, just take me away
    Just a novelty song. Novelty songs are just parodies. Not to be taken seriously. I get a kick out of that song. "I'm Henry The 8th I Am " by Herman's Hermits makes me sick to my stomach and I love the band too, everything except that song. I love" The Streak"- Ray Stevens, hilarious. And what about "Mule-Skinner Blues" - That song reminds me of an Oakie about to vomit but the darn thing is catchy. My ex-wife said it reminded her of an Oakie taking a dump in an outhouse in Oklahoma. LOL

  12. #762
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    Quote Originally Posted by slw View Post
    Is it me or do all the Beach Boys songs sound exactly the same?
    Yep...

    The song borrows its rhythm and structure from the group's 1963 hit "Little Deuce Coupe". (An alternate version, utilizing the melody from "Drive-In", was recorded for the album but remained unreleased until a 1992 CD reissue.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by slw View Post
    Is it me or do all the Beach Boys songs sound exactly the same?
    No, it's not just you.

    Can I put in a vote for "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?". That song screams "white trash" like nothing else.

  14. #764
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    Quote Originally Posted by amaranthaseven View Post
    Can I put in a vote for "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer?". That song screams "white trash" like nothing else.
    My gf and I were coming up with alternate, goofy, off the wall different lyrics for the refrain. Some were even obscene.
    Just one of those "Funny to no one but ourselves" moments.

  15. #765
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    Ebony and Ivory.
    Gag me.

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    [SIZE=5]Angel Eyes[/SIZE]
    The Jeff Healey Band
    written by J. Hiatt and F. Koller

    Girl, you're looking fine tonight,
    and every guy has got you in his sights
    What you're doing with a clown like me,
    is surely one of life's little mysteries

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?

    Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance,
    never even got one second glance
    Across a crowded room was close enough,
    I could look but I could never touch

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?

    Don't anyone wake me,
    if it's just a dream
    'Cause she's the best thing,
    that's ever happened to me

    All you fellows, you can look all you like,
    but this girl, you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight

    There's just one more thing that I have to know,
    if this is love why does it scare me so?
    It must be something only you can see,
    'cause girl I feel it when you look at me

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?


    Blech.
    Nothing but a string of shitty cliches stitched together by a shitty voice and mediocre musicianship to form a substandard and irritating shit filled soiled diaper of a song. Whats with all the references to seeing and looking anyway? Your blind motherfucker! Shouldnt you be talking about how her underarms and pussy hairs smell? Blech. This song has always pissed me off. Undeserving of any praise.
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    [SIZE=5]Angel Eyes[/SIZE]
    The Jeff Healey Band
    written by J. Hiatt and F. Koller

    Girl, you're looking fine tonight,
    and every guy has got you in his sights
    What you're doing with a clown like me,
    is surely one of life's little mysteries

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?

    Well, I'm the guy who never learned to dance,
    never even got one second glance
    Across a crowded room was close enough,
    I could look but I could never touch

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?

    Don't anyone wake me,
    if it's just a dream
    'Cause she's the best thing,
    that's ever happened to me

    All you fellows, you can look all you like,
    but this girl, you see, she's leavin' here with me tonight

    There's just one more thing that I have to know,
    if this is love why does it scare me so?
    It must be something only you can see,
    'cause girl I feel it when you look at me

    So tonight I'll ask the stars above,
    "How did I ever win your love?"
    What did I do?
    What did I say,
    to turn your angel eyes my way?


    Blech.
    Nothing but a string of shitty cliches stitched together by a shitty voice and mediocre musicianship to form a substandard and irritating shit filled soiled diaper of a song. Whats with all the references to seeing and looking anyway? Your blind motherfucker! Shouldnt you be talking about how her underarms and pussy hairs smell? Blech. This song has always pissed me off. Undeserving of any praise.
    I feel the same about Feelings and You light up my Life. Gag.
    GOD IS NOT DEAD





  18. #768
    Nelliebean Guest
    "Someone's knockin' at the door" by Sir Paul.
    As much as I love Macca he's made a few stinkers.

  19. #769
    Pat Bateman Guest
    ^^^
    Somebody's knocking at the door
    Somebody's ringin the bell
    Somebody's knocking at the door
    Somebody's ringin the bell
    Do me a favour
    Open the door
    Let em in

  20. #770
    james1977 Guest

    Ha ha

    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    "Someone's knockin' at the door" by Sir Paul.
    As much as I love Macca he's made a few stinkers.
    He's made some Stinkers and Some Turkeys. In 1976 Paul was writing to 5th Graders. The stuff sounded good. I loved it in 4th Grade. But as we grew up we all said "This is crap". Paul has layed some stinkers all right.." Honey Pie" from The White Album is awful. "When I'm 64" is terrible for a great band like The Beatles to record a 20's song like that. Embarrassing. But maybe those songs got Hurricane Smith to record "Oh Babe What Would You Say", one of my all-time favorites. So maybe something good came out of it. But Paul could get down with "Maybe I'm Amazed ", how can he write 10 year old crap like "Let Em In"? I can relate. That crap does sound good at a 10 year old level though. So does "Sugar Sugar"

  21. #771
    Nelliebean Guest
    "When I'm 64" showed some versatility. I wouldn't call it a bad song but different.

  22. #772
    GrinReaper Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    "When I'm 64" showed some versatility. I wouldn't call it a bad song but different.
    It's a sweet song.

  23. #773
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    I hate anything by Coldplay and James Blunt (I want to take potshots at him).
    'Babe' by Styx.
    That mushy one by REO Speedwagon.
    I'm a big Journey fan, but hate 'Open arms'.
    Anything R'n'B I despise! Ukkkkk!

  24. #774
    Nelliebean Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad View Post
    Anything R'n'B I despise! Ukkkkk!
    WHAT!
    You hate R&B? Sacrilegious, indeed!

    Vlad, that bum sniffing has affected your taste in music.

  25. #775
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    WHAT!
    You hate R&B? Sacrilegious, indeed!

    Vlad, that bum sniffing has affected your taste in music.
    I fear you may be right Nellie
    I am amused and annoyed at the jewellery overload, hats that perch on top of the head as opposed to worn properly, posey hand gesturing wannabees that a lot of R'n'B peeps are. Sometimes the tunes are catchy, I guess I just dislike some of the clowns performing it!

  26. #776
    orionova Guest
    My dad to this day still hates 'Harper Valley PTA'. I hate 'Disco Duck', and despise 'You Light up my Life'. I love 'They're Coming to Take me Away, Haha!", and use it as a ring tone. My aunt called it her theme song.

    If you think 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' is bad, just have a listen to Dr. Elmo's sequel, "Grandma Just Rode over via Broomstick". Same damn tune, same damn tuneless singing, different lyrics.

    http://mog.com/music/Dr._Elmo/songs#play

  27. #777
    james1977 Guest

    Love Harper Valley P.T.A.

    Quote Originally Posted by orionova View Post
    My dad to this day still hates 'Harper Valley PTA'. I hate 'Disco Duck', and despise 'You Light up my Life'. I love 'They're Coming to Take me Away, Haha!", and use it as a ring tone. My aunt called it her theme song.

    If you think 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' is bad, just have a listen to Dr. Elmo's sequel, "Grandma Just Rode over via Broomstick". Same damn tune, same damn tuneless singing, different lyrics.

    http://mog.com/music/Dr._Elmo/songs#play
    I love" Harper Valley P.T.A"., everyone is a damn hypocrite. It says it all to well." You Light Up My Life " makes me wanna puke, It's just crap. Someone's idea of writing a song that they think others will like. Total slickness and it makes me wanna find a vomit bag. Harper Valley is hip. Love That 1968 Country Funk.

  28. #778
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    "Perfect" by that crappy band Simple Plan is BY FAR THE WORST.SONG.EVER.
    Last edited by ColorfulCasey; 12-30-2009 at 11:25 AM. Reason: typo

  29. #779
    sheri Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by candleinthewind View Post
    The Macarena. I even hate the video with the dudes in suits singing while the hoochies dance.
    The one that goes all I want to do is a boom boom boom and a zoom zoom
    My 12 year old son was born dancing the Macarena. How sad is that?

    Quote Originally Posted by STORMIE View Post
    Any song by Taylor Swift - I'm sorry but the little girl cannot sing.
    That and she's annoying as hell. ALl that writhing around on stage, horny as all get out and she's only 19. Grow up little girl, take some singing and dancing lessons and come back when you have some REAL TALENT!!! And stop messing up a Def Leppard hit. (Like Taylor remotely knows the innuendo behind Pour Some Sugar On Me; anyone that's seen Crossroads on CMT knows what I mean).

    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad View Post
    I hate anything by Coldplay and James Blunt (I want to take potshots at him).
    'Babe' by Styx.
    That mushy one by REO Speedwagon.
    I'm a big Journey fan, but hate 'Open arms'.
    Anything R'n'B I despise! Ukkkkk!
    REO - "Can't Fight This Feeling"...you mean THAT song???
    Last edited by sheri; 12-30-2009 at 03:26 PM.

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    Gerardo- (Roll the "R") Rico Suave:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeX9zoWSut8

  31. #781
    crimson and clover Guest
    anything emo

  32. #782
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowblowmonroe View Post
    "I'm Like a Bird" by Nelly Furtado... that teenage pregnancy did her some good musically .. that is the cheesiest crap I have ever heard
    she really mean't " i'm like a turd"

  33. #783
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy Furr View Post
    The first one that comes to mind is Mariah Carey's Touch My Body...honestly, how has she made from that pile of poop?
    you mean, her body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    [SIZE=5]Angel Eyes[/SIZE]
    The Jeff Healey Band
    written by J. Hiatt and F. Koller

    Blech.
    Nothing but a string of shitty cliches stitched together by a shitty voice and mediocre musicianship to form a substandard and irritating shit filled soiled diaper of a song. Whats with all the references to seeing and looking anyway? Your blind motherfucker! Shouldnt you be talking about how her underarms and pussy hairs smell? Blech. This song has always pissed me off. Undeserving of any praise.
    ...uhhh, usually I don't comment on others comments, but......I think your comment was way out of line and quite nasty, omg. Jeff Healey had a beautiful voice and was a very talented musician... He fought cancer in his life and passed away in March 2008. Hate the song, but not the singer, geeeeeezzzzzzzzzz.

    Miss Chunk
    "I guess every form of refuge has its price"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meli View Post
    Hands down, Cotton Eye Joe. I HATE that damn song!!!!!
    Me too! My boyfriend likes that song but I, on the other hand, cannot even tolerate it.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...

  36. #786
    STORMIE Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by mcconk2 View Post
    you mean, her body?

    Yeah, haven't you seen her squeezed into a dress about 5 sizes too small?

  37. #787
    pvezz Guest
    I had to google this P.O.S. by typing in "fiesta forever; baby I like it" - OMG this song makes me want to gouge out my own eyeballs and stick them in my ears!!!!! It is some crappy song by Enrique Iglesias 'featuring Pitbull' whoever the HELL that is......

    It is hard to tune in radio stations at work; the only station I could pick up was some crappy adult contemporary garbage - they play this song EVERY OTHER FREAKING MINUTE! I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Rant over -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7XoFWq0tCw

    Man, I'm gettin' old.

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    Red, Red wine.....omg, that song makes me want to tear my Mom's couch apart! Yuk!

    Miss Chunk
    "I guess every form of refuge has its price"...

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    The theme for the TV series Daniel Boone. Ew. It's been echoing in my head for a month. Ack.
    GOD IS NOT DEAD





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    A Private Affair - Garfield
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPK_s9Ry6yo
    Just for its sheer pretention.

    Ugh I just found out its been sampled in a hip hop song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ATzsy0RyhY
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

  41. #791
    pvezz Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    A Private Affair - Garfield
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPK_s9Ry6yo
    Just for its sheer pretention.

    Ugh I just found out its been sampled in a hip hop song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ATzsy0RyhY



    Holy shit; that's way worse than mine. Holy shit.

    Yeah Jacob had been a butcher
    For some twenty-two and a half years

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    Quote Originally Posted by pvezz View Post
    Holy shit; that's way worse than mine. Holy shit.

    Yeah Jacob had been a butcher
    For some twenty-two and a half years
    PRIVATE AFFAIR

    Penny for your thoughts
    Mister, penny for your thoughts
    You look so far away
    It must be nice to drift that way

    Maybe it's a lady youâ??re missing
    My, I hope not
    You see I've been watching you
    Well you don't seem impressed

    Jenny is my name
    And pleasure is my game
    And I keep a tidy home

    And I was good once as I ever once was
    'bout as good as one night should be
    But not really quite as good as in years gone by

    Yes I'm as good once as I ever once was
    'bout as good as one night should be
    But not really quite as good as in years gone by

    Time fly now
    Well time fly

    Actually I was thinking
    You see it helps me to relax a bit
    I'd just eaten dinner in Paris
    And I walked along the shore, summers eve

    Well Jacob is my name
    And the butcher is my trade
    Yet I haven't seen work
    For quite some time

    And I'm not as good as I once was
    Or as good as one night should be
    Yet I haven't really thought about it in a long, long time

    No I'm not as good as I once was
    Or as good as one night should be
    Yet I haven't really thought about it in a long, long time

    It's been a long time
    Been a long time now
    Been a long time

    But I could use some conversation
    If you care to stay a while
    That'd be fine Jacob, she said
    But not here

    So they walked for a while
    And they spoke that little truth
    You see there's no need to lie
    When talking to a stranger

    Yeah Jacob had been a butcher
    For some twenty-two and a half years
    Until in times when there was difficulty
    And so little business

    And Jenny she was a housewife
    For only three years
    When her man had been killed
    In a political battle

    Now when Jacob heard this
    He looked at Jenny
    And he called out
    Yes he called out

    Jenny this world
    It's a private affair
    For those out there
    For those with the power

    Oh Jenny this world
    It's a private affair
    For those out there
    For those with the power

    That may be so Jacob
    But if it wasn't for ones like you and I
    They'd not be there now

    Ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    Late at night, when youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    Late at night, when youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    When it's late at night, and youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    When it's late at night, and youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    So damn wrong
    So damn wrong

    You know it seems I've been fighting since the day I was born but I know that I can move on
    And it looks like I'll be fighting till the day that I die but I don't let it bring me down

    It seems I've been fighting since the day I was born but I know that I can move on
    And it looks like I'll be fighting till the day that I die but I don't let it bring me down

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    When it's late at night, and youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    When it's late at night, and youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong

    There ain't no sense to bitch about it â??cause you all know what's gone wrong
    When it's late at night, and youâ??re in your bed, the bad don't seem so wrong
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

  43. #793
    Klopek Guest

    WOOF!

    Anything by Yoko Ono. Like this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx_5y...eature=related

  44. #794
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klopek View Post
    Anything by Yoko Ono. Like this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx_5y...eature=related
    I can't comment on this specific song as I don't have any speakers on this computer, but due to previous encounters with her music I'm going to guarantee I agree.

    But that's beside the point. The real reason I'm replying is so I can tell you how awesome your screen name and avatar are, that's one of the greatest movies ever!

    "There go the god damn brownies!"

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    I can't stand these 70's songs:

    Undercover Angel by Alan O'Day
    Chevy Van by Sammy James
    The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace

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    Lucy in the sky with diamonds..... William SHATner... How appropriate.
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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  47. #797
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    Do You Love Me ( now that I can dance)

    I HATE that stupid song!!!

  48. #798
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds..... William SHATner... How appropriate.
    Baw haw haw! Shat indeed!

    Add Disco Duck to the mix. Stupidity at its worst.

  49. #799
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    Any and all pop music being released today.

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    The first song that popped in my head was "Chick-a-boom". Hated it as a kid, and hate it more now.
    Cindy

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