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    How about the Worst song you ever heard?

    In my personal top two are:

    "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes
    "Do You Believe?" by Cher

    but the absolute WORST, IMO, is this Paul Anka classic, "Having My Baby". Look at the lyrics! WTF?

    [Paul:]
    Havin' my baby
    What a lovely way of sayin'
    How much you love me
    Havin' my baby
    What a lovely way of sayin'
    What you're thinkin' of me
    I can see it, face is glowin'
    I can see in your eyes
    I'm happy you know it

    [Both:]
    That you're havin' my baby

    [Paul:]
    You're the woman I love
    And I love what it's doin' to ya

    [Both:]
    Havin' my baby

    [Paul:]
    You're a woman in love
    And I love what's goin' through ya

    [Paul:]
    The need inside you
    I see it showin'
    Whoa, the seed inside ya
    Baby, do you feel it growin'
    Are you happy you know it
    That you're

    [Both:]
    Havin' my baby

    [Odia:]
    I'm a woman in love
    And I love what it's doin' to me

    [Both:]
    Havin' my baby

    [Odia:]
    I'm a woman in love
    And I love what's goin' through me

    [Paul:]
    Didn't have to keep it
    Wouldn't put ya through it
    You could have swept it from you life
    But you wouldn't do it
    No, you wouldn't do it

    [Both:]
    And you're havin' my baby

    [Odia:]
    I'm a woman in love
    And I love what it's doin' to me

    [Both:]
    Havin' my baby

    [Odia:]
    I'm a woman in love
    And I love what's goin' through me

    [Paul:]
    Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
    What a lovely way of sayin'
    How much you love me

    [Paul:]
    Havin' my baby
    (havin' my baby)

    [Odia:]
    I'm a woman in love
    And I love what's goin' through me

    Anyone else?

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    Does my old high school fight song count?

    On! On great Miner team!
    On to the frey!
    On! On to victory
    for that's the fairest Gillespie way!

    V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
    The Miner team,
    the Miner team
    Rah Rah Rah!

    (repeat first verse)
    Tra li
    Tra la
    Ter rah rah rah
    Gilespie High School
    Rah Rah Rah!

    Yes. It was terribly inspiring.
    [SIZE=2]I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.
    [SIZE=1]~Gilda Radner[/SIZE]
    [/SIZE]

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    OMG LMAO. I just absolutley peed myself reading those lyrics. That is the most absurd thing.

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    Don't worry, be happy"

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    I can't stand Where did you get that body from song!!!!!!!!!!!!!As a matter of fact some young girl called in and requested it tonight on my way home from work and wanted to dedicate it to her father.................. WTF???





    Lyrics: Will.I.Am - I Got It From My Mama

    Lyrics taken from the: Original Version


    Ladies x3
    Here we go

    Chorus: 2x
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it got it got got it

    Honey lookin' good from her head to her toe
    Beauty overload, body out of control
    She twenty-four, she could be a model
    So beautiful, also natural
    Mommy lookin good from her head to her feet
    She forty-four, but she still lookin sweet
    And you can tell her daughter ain't even at her peak
    Cause her mama lookin so hot, packin that heat
    So be a good girl and thank your mama
    She make me steamin like a sauna
    Look out, look out, here she come now
    Look out, look out, here she come

    Chorus: 2x
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it got it got got it

    Girl, your beauty is a sensation
    You sittin in, in a temptation
    I never knew a girl could shine like a sun
    You better thank your mama, cause girl, you the one
    We should have a date of celebration
    Celebratin god's best creation
    Girl you got a beautiful vibration
    Everyday should be your birthday, hun
    You make the guys all dumb
    Maybe cause you're blessed with the beautiful buns
    Maybe cause your beauty keep the dudes on sprung
    Wonderin just where you got that from

    Chorus:
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got it got it got got it

    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    You can tell all this right here
    I got all this from my mama
    All of this stuff right here
    I got all this from my mama

    Ladies x7
    Here we go

    If the girl real fine,
    Nine times out of ten,
    She fine just like her mama.
    If the girl real pretty,
    Nine times out of ten,
    She pretty like her mama.
    And if her mama real ugly,
    I guarantee ya she gon' be ugly like her mama.
    And if her mama real ugly,
    I guarantee ya she gon' be ugly like her mama.
    If the girl real sexy,
    Nine times out of ten,
    She sexy like her mama.
    If the girl real hot,
    Nine times out of ten,
    She hot just like her mama.
    And if her mama real ugly,
    I guarantee ya she gon' be ugly like her mama.
    And if her mama real ugly,
    I guarantee ya she gon' be ugly like her mama, like her mama…

    Chorus:
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    Baby where'd you get your body from
    Tell me where'd you get your body from
    I got it from my mama
    I got it from my mama
    I got i from my momma

    Last edited by WendyK; 10-16-2007 at 06:12 PM. Reason: added lyrics

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    Without a doubt, Wake Me Up Before You GoGo....by Wham.

    The sorriest POS ever.

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    Either "My Baby Daddy" by B Rock and the Bizz or "Donkey Butt" by 69 Boyz, but they both still crack me up!

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    Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

    Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

    My Humps - Blackeyed Peas

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    Oh Forgot another " Baby Mama Drama" by Fantasia Barrino ( puke gag barf)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WendyK View Post
    Oh Forgot another " Baby Mama Drama" by Fantasia Barrino ( puke gag barf)
    Wendy, your av scares the shit out of me - LOL!

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    Number One, by Smash Mouth.

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    Any rap or hip-hop songs - and especially coming out of a car with the windows and license plate frame rattling at the same time.

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    "Islands in the stream" Kenny & Dolly-God I hate that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Celine Dion butchering Etta James' song At Last.

    Charlie Daniels Band, Devil Went Down To Georgia

    ANYTHING by Ted Nugent (Wango Tango in particular, sorry I may be a MI girl but I hate the Nuge with a white hot passion)

    That stupid Pina Colada song from Shrek that was a big hit in the 70s (Do you like Pina Colodas? Getting Caught in the rain? Are you not into disco? Are you into Champagne?)

    The theme from The Family Guy, which gets stuck in my head until I think I'm insane

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    "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by
    Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods.
    Small wonder they haven't been
    inducted into the Rock and Roll
    Hall of Fame.

    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bring_Out_Yer_Dead View Post
    "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by
    Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods.
    Small wonder they haven't been
    inducted into the Rock and Roll
    Hall of Fame.

    Cheers,
    Doug
    Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods actually had another hit besides that infamous Billy tune. They had "Who Do You Think You Are". Actually not a bad tune, shame they are more known for Billy Don't Be a Hero.

    The worst songs I can remember was the hits Donnie & Marie put out back in the 70s. Songs like "Morning Side of the Mountain" and "Deep Purple"

    does anyone remember....Pac Man Fever?

    UGH !!!

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    I've always despised that "I'm Henery the Eighth I Am" by Herman's Hermits. What the hell! "Second verse, same as the first!"

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    What about the song - He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss) (produced by Phil Spector). Absolute disgrace.

    How can you hate the pina colada song? those lyrics are hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    Any rap or hip-hop songs - and especially coming out of a car with the windows and license plate frame rattling at the same time.
    i dispise MOST rap songs, i know that a common misconception is that they are the same, hip hop on the cantrary is a lifestyle, and music comes from the likes ok RUN DMC, common, mos def, tablib qweli, dead prez, concious rappers with more organic beats, ect. people dont take it into consideration or are just brainwashed to think they are the same, when they are not. IMO, of course. i know that some rap songs are rediculously out of control, but there are some good ones.
    Last edited by SanDiegodeathhag19; 10-17-2007 at 12:05 AM. Reason: missed points

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    That (&%$*((*W$*W%(#W!!! song by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock...Picture...omg just shoot me when that comes on.

    I got kicked out of a bar for kicking the shit out of the jukebox when that came on...

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    Islands in the stream
    That is what we are
    No one in-between
    How can we be wrong
    Sail away with me to another world
    And we rely on each other, ah-ah
    From one lover to another, ah-ah

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    I just found something funny. I said in another thread that "We built this City" by Starship was the most frightening song from my childhood. Now I just read that it's Blender.com's number one worst song ever. Ironical.

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    If I have to hear The Pina Colada song ONE MORE TIME, some poor jukebox is going to get the crap knocked out of it with my Louisville Slugger.

    I remember that song being played CONSTANTLY when I was a kid, and I hated it then. Now? I REALLY think it sucks. One of the most insipid, vapid, disgusting pieces of musical crap ever to grace the ears of its victims, I tell you.
    Tact is for those who are bad at sarcasm.

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    Billy Don't Be A Hero - can't remember who did it back in the 70's


    What fresh hell is this ? ~ Dorothy Parker

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    Arms of an Angel by Sarah McLachlan -- that is one song that makes you want to slit your wrists...

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    honey which i changed the station on the FIRST time i heard it is usually in the top 5 of any list of worse.

    another contender is Seasons in the Sun by somebody. ecch,as m ad magazine might say.


    you light up my life is not as bad as the other two,marginally better because the song at least changes keys a time or two.

    i can think of other bad ones,but i don't want to right now.

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    Seasons in the Sun...Terry Jacks...check him out on youtube....eeek!
    I'm going to get blasted for these, but "Nights (Knights?) in White Satin" by the Moody Blues and "Stairway to Heaven" are way up on my "Yuk" list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pvezz View Post
    Wendy, your av scares the shit out of me - LOL!
    LOL that's ok She/ Him/ It is harmless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDiegodeathhag19 View Post
    i dispise MOST rap songs, i know that a common misconception is that they are the same, hip hop on the cantrary is a lifestyle, and music comes from the likes ok RUN DMC, common, mos def, tablib qweli, dead prez, concious rappers with more organic beats, ect. people dont take it into consideration or are just brainwashed to think they are the same, when they are not. IMO, of course. i know that some rap songs are rediculously out of control, but there are some good ones.
    Sorry to say, I just don't like ANY rap songs.

    But these songs elicit a groan from me and the channel quickly gets changed if they play on my favorite rock stations:

    1. American Pie - Don McLean
    2. Twilight Zone - Golden Earring
    3. Radar Love - Golden Earring
    4. Blinded by the Light - Manfredd Mann
    5. Frankenstein - Edgar Winter Band
    Last edited by Aries65; 10-17-2007 at 09:29 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    I just found something funny. I said in another thread that "We built this City" by Starship was the most frightening song from my childhood. Now I just read that it's Blender.com's number one worst song ever. Ironical.
    LMAO - I HATE THAT SONG! I can't believe I forgot to list it!!!

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    Worst instrumental for me is that Beyond Annoying song used in Kill Bill and those Vonage commercials.
    Holy Smokes I HATE that song. Seriously I am moments away from smashing the tv if I can't get to the mute button on time.
    I think it's by some Japanese band.
    Wooo-Hooo-Whooo (something like that).

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    Quote Originally Posted by WendyK View Post
    Oh Forgot another " Baby Mama Drama" by Fantasia Barrino ( puke gag barf)
    Don't you mean Fantasy Burrito?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pvezz View Post
    Wendy, your av scares the shit out of me - LOL!
    Ha, yeah, I second that!

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    I don't know who sings it but I think it's called "Final Countdown". Pretty sure it's an 80's hair metal band.

    God, now it's in my head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lulu View Post
    I don't know who sings it but I think it's called "Final Countdown". Pretty sure it's an 80's hair metal band.

    God, now it's in my head...
    \
    I think it was a band called Europe~I hate it too!

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    "Islands in the stream" Kenny & Dolly-God I hate that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey now! the Bee Gees wrote that! lmao!

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    Mambo #5 ugggggggggh!

    You're so Vain....ummmmm???? the song IS about him!

    sorry I will get slayed for these but I don't care....as a karaoke Goddess these songs must be removed from every book across the nation!

    Devil went down to Georgia
    Family Tradition
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    Mambo #5


    I could go on but one of them will end up creeping into my head and I'll go nuts!

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    I thought of another song I hate - "Groovy Kinda Love" by Phil Collins....

    How about that Stones tune they play on the credit card commercials? "I'm FREE, to do what I WANT, any olllllleeeee tiiiiiiimmmmme...." - Is that a real song? WTF?


    {{{{{SHUDDER}}}}}}

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    Worst song for me is that one by LFO, "Summer Girls". I remember hearing it and going "WTF.. someone wrote this, then produced it and made a video for it... really?"

    Lyrics are too long but if you want to read them (no clue why you would), but if you would: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lfo/summergirls.html

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    I've always hated Piano Man by Billy Joel. Just makes me want to hang myself, or just gouge my own eyes out. Not sure why. It just grates on me worse than ABBA. Also, anything by ABBA.

    I think Convoy might be the absolute worst song. 10-4, good buddy!

    I am sad to say, yes, I remember Pac-Man fever, being ten years older than baseball myself.

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    By the gods, where to start! It seems like there are more stupid songs out there every time I turn around.
    I hope to never hear "My Heart Will Go On" as performed by Celen Dion, or anyone else, ever again. It was a crappy song to begin with, and then got overkill airplay. The lyrics make no sense at all and are redundant.

    Then there is "MacArthur Park". I'm sure in someone's marijuana-addled mind that song made sense. Either that, or it's code for some depraved set of sexual practices and the lyrics went completely over my head, but still . . .
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacArthur_Park_(song)

    It made Dave Barry's list of worst songs ever recorded (as recorded by Richard Harris- whoa!), so I'm not entirely alone in my opinion. Hee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by don't_axe_me View Post
    Seasons in the Sun...Terry Jacks...check him out on youtube....eeek!
    I'm going to get blasted for these, but "Nights (Knights?) in White Satin" by the Moody Blues and "Stairway to Heaven" are way up on my "Yuk" list.
    I'd be last to blast you. And if I never have to hear "Hotel California" ever again, I'll be grateful.

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    Don't know who did it, don't really care. If I ever meet her, I am going to smack her. Don't even know the title of the song- I just know the first line is "I'm a big big girl in a big big world". Shoot me now.

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    "This Could Be the Start of Something"

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    Afternoon Delight.....It doesn't get any worse than that.

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    "You Light Up My Life" - Debbie Boone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    "You Light Up My Life" - Debbie Boone.
    Hey, I actually like that one!

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    Michael Jackson's You are not alone, the video was pretty frightening too a naked MJ and Lisa Marie Presley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....man....I do not want to be alone with him, but I don't have to worry about that, I'm not a young boy.

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    I'm probably gonna get blasted for this....since I'm not even sure how to spell it but I've always LOATHED the song "Tutti-Fruiti" by Little Richard
    MacArthur's Park never made any sense to me & never will!

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnitelamp View Post
    honey which i changed the station on the FIRST time i heard it is usually in the top 5 of any list of worse.

    another contender is Seasons in the Sun by somebody. ecch,as m ad magazine might say.


    you light up my life is not as bad as the other two,marginally better because the song at least changes keys a time or two.

    i can think of other bad ones,but i don't want to right now.
    Do you mean that song "Honey" where that guy comes home and finds his wife dead? I was just getting ready to post that one when I saw your post. Oh.My.God. That is the worst ever.

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