On my to do list before I kick off. Get down and see that part of the world.Originally Posted by neilmpenny
On my to do list before I kick off. Get down and see that part of the world.
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Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Because without the O, it would take on a whole new meaning!
why do I have 4 eyes... but can only see out of 2?
why do I care?
Why is giving the finger called flipping a bird?
I take it you don't like my avatar.
I think it is an expression of your freedom for expression. Personally, I think I like it
thank you.
This one actually has an answer. A blind person can use the ATM while seated behind the driver. I have seen this in action.
If you said goodbye to Stevie Wonder, would he say ,"See ya later"?
hahahahaha these were great thank you soo much i needed that laugh like you wouldnt believe.
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LOLYeah but during the week? that's a waste of valuable energy... I need that when sitting by my computer for 8 hours a day
AND I DON'T MASTURBATE THAT MUCH... 2x a day TOPS.
This event has nothing to do with sex, it is from the bladder being full like others have said. I have two young boys and they wake up the same way. It's just a reaction the penis has.
Count me on the morning flag poles.
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Thats what the super secret man cabal wants you to believe!
I woke up this morning with Norwegian Wood! What should I do? Wait--that joke has implications I haven't fully thought out yet.
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HAHA. Think of a naked Yoko Ono. That will get it down!
It's working! Thanx.
This thread cracked me up, thanks for a smile so early in the morning.
Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood?
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I don't care what the medical reason is... Morning Wood is the best when you have a pretty lady next to you as you wake up
She would agree as well.
<notice how the "M" and "W" get capitalized, it's that important folks>
p.s. how the fuck did this thread get revived, HA!! makes me smile.
If any of ya'll have seen the movie "Office Space"-- one of the little things you'll notice upon viewing it for the 18th time or so is that the name of Peter's apartment complex is "Morning Wood"... Genius.
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me and my friends went through a tiny period in college where we wanted to write all surfer songs. One of the lyrics was "My boards made out of Morning Wood"... tis a damn shame the project was never erected, would have been a blast.
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Renowned Death Hag
Yeah, I hear that.
(hmm, maybe I should have capitalized the "O" instead.)
mOrning wOOd
Renowned Death Hag
jason, this thread is a fad "instant classic" Some threads just have to be revisited!I don't care what the medical reason is... Morning Wood is the best when you have a pretty lady next to you as you wake up
She would agree as well.
<notice how the "M" and "W" get capitalized, it's that important folks>
p.s. how the fuck did this thread get revived, HA!! makes me smile.
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Jefe, it's like an old friend just popping up to say "Hey, Remember ME!!!" much like Morning Wood.
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A naked Yoko Ono! Thanx a piss load for that visual. You would think that by my age a guy shouldn't have to deal with getting into a yoga position just to take your first tinkle of the day. Morning Wood is a hasal, but I do like their lead singer. Girl has got a voice.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
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Hey all... in this thread you don't need to worry about staying on or off topic, talk about whatever the (BLEEP) you like.
My weekend was good, didn't watch the superbowl and didn't give a shit about it... right now I'm a bit tired but excited because tomorrow I am having one of my songs mixed.
Anything cool/uncool happen to you this weekend?
Last edited by Jason; 02-04-2008 at 09:19 AM.
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Thanks Jason, alot of off topic posts lately I hear!! Oh...we need to be serious though!!!!
I (beep) hate the weather fluctuating in Ohio. Today, we are in the 40's, tomorrow is gonna be 60(yes 60 motherf"beep" degrees) and Wednesday will be in the low 30's! Sucks!
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There is already a thread for this.
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I didn't watch the superbowl either, watched an old movie instead. Really didn't do to much this weekend and now I have a bunch of erands to run that I am putting off so I can play in here.
I didn't want to get up this morning, was bitchy to a coworker already... I'm eating orange Tic-Tacs and I have to pee.
Happy Monday!
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shhh... don't wanna get us closed down nowThanks Jason, alot of off topic posts lately I hear!! Oh...we need to be serious though!!!!
oops, sorry... can we be merged?
I LOVE your thread jason!!! AWESOME! So this weekend the "SnooperBowl" was being played around the corner from my house....Very cool! Went out...drank some Makers Mark...watched the SuperBowl....
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I agree, the weather fluctuation here can be a nightmare. I know you'll understand what I mean when I say I have gone from heat to air conditioning in a day.
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My company actually compiles all of the commercials that run during the Superbowl... so this morning was a pretty stressful one because our clients are sitting there waiting for their DVD to arrive ASAP. That's about the extent of my worries when it comes to the game... I did manage to eat a bunch of crap though!!!
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During the "SnooperBowl" Snoop Dogg was coaching his team of 10 and 11 year olds against a local team. Pretty groovy. I ate too much too. Between the carbs and the beer I was out early.
Welcome Back Jason!!
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Actually there is probably a thread about nothing but I honestly didn't do a search for it.The Engle? That thread moves so fast that I can't keep up and my posts were ignored over there.
What the hell is the Snooperbowl? I'm glad I missed that shit.
I finally got to make my nachos... and about barfed when I ate them. To heavy for me! Shoulda stuck with the chicken wing dip!
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The Super Bowl was boring; I did however enjoy the Puppy Bowl on animal planet. Cute stuff.
??If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.? - Michael Jackson
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My gf's father actually made cannelloni from scratch (he used to be a chef) and it was AWESOME!!! took some for lunch today
Snoop Dog has a youth football league. he has a SnooperBowl pre SuperBowl every year for the past 6 years.
P.S. Were you banned Jason? How did I miss it??
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it's really hard to keep up there, it moves too fast for me. lol. i do post but i don't go backwards and read previous posts.The Engle? That thread moves so fast that I can't keep up and my posts were ignored over there.
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Oh really, I've never seen or knew about the Snooperbowl, so you enjoy this?Snoop Dog has a youth football league. he has a SnooperBowl pre SuperBowl every year for the past 6 years.
P.S. Were you banned Jason? How did I miss it??
The Engle thread is like the Zep Song "Stairway to heaven." If you read it backwards it has a secret deep down meaning!!!
Nope but I do like Snoop. Don't really like football too much. Hard to follow. I like football parties...and the SuperBowl commercials.
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