... well certainly a usless fact...
as is this: The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.
There was a housefire here recently; the entire family got out safely, but one dead body was found inside. Turns out it was that of the person who set the fire.
Now that's what I call fast-acting karma! baw haw haw!
I'd love to do me some pumpkin chunkin'.
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In Taiwan a third of all funeral processions feature a stripper.
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Now there's a novel idea. Liven things up a bit. Let's put the 'FUN' back in funeral!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
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LMAO!
Do you throw money at strippers at a funeral? Do they pop out of a casket like they sometimes pop out of birthday cakes? Strippers and funerals - they just go together!
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You always auditions strippers. We need to know if the carpet matches the curtains.
LOL!
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A friend of mine wants to have his body rigged so when a mourner walks by a tape if him will say "Thanks for stopping by" and either he will sit up or his hand will raise as if to shake hands....his wife has said no way lol
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You have a higher chance of being killed by a donkey than dying in a plane crash.
Man at the Pearly Gates: "I was just trying to get a little ass!"
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If I'm ever in a plane and both wings break off I'll think "shoulda bought a lottery ticket".
Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40320 ways to arrange the other eight reindeer.
Can you name them? I could only get 5 with out looking it up.
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Dasher is the other
Donder? Innit like Donder & Blitzen; thunder & lightening sort of thing?
Human hair is estimated to grow at 0.00000001 miles per hour.
Every second, Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate
What is the rate for Preparation H?
Rats can't vomit.
"Corduroy" comes from the French, "cord du roi" or "cloth of the king."
But I like corduroy! Damn!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
I love that noise it makes when it rubs together.
swisch swisch swisch
Swisch swisch swisch....RAH!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin