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  1. #51
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Watch or PERV? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Is there a fundamental difference?

  2. #52
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    Is there a fundamental difference?
    Not to you I suppose, hence you wearing the boxers.

    I like to watch it so I can make bitchy comments about their outfits. Then I fall asleep. If the guys were naked then I would perv, but alas they are fully clothed, always a disappointment.

  3. #53
    Dying Breath Guest
    did you see that last "number"? .. wtf.. did they use stagehands familys for the back up? The costumes? Plastic dealer hats from church casino nights... I am scared.. really scared.. the recession is worse than I thought

  4. #54
    Mrs. Watson Guest
    Renee Zellwinger looks like a bobble head. Pretty dress, boring ass color. What did she do to her hair? It looks awful.

  5. #55
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Dying Breath View Post
    did you see that last "number"? .. wtf.. did they use stagehands familys for the back up? The costumes? Plastic dealer hats from church casino nights... I am scared.. really scared.. the recession is worse than I thought
    You think that means the attendees got a goodie bag only worth $10k this year?

  6. #56
    Mrs. Watson Guest
    Heh, I'm all snarky on their outfits while I'm sitting here in an old Michigan State shirt that was my dad's (he died in 2000) and a pair of plaid sleeping pants that I shrunk so much my husband can't fit his fat ass in them anymore.

    I look loverly, LMAO!

  7. #57
    PvN73 Guest
    A Jon Stewart joke about impending happy events, noting the status of Jessica Alba, Cate Blanchett and the previously overlooked Nicole Kidman. "... and the baby goes to ...
    Angelina Jolie!"
    I guess that makes it official.

  8. #58
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Why no Angie at the Oscars? Was she supposed to be there? Is Brad being nominated for something? I'm so lost, I don't keep up with the Jolie-Pitts. But she is preggers right? lol

  9. #59
    Mrs. Watson Guest
    Jon Stewart is so cute. I just want to put him in my pocket and take him home and put him up on my bookshelf.

  10. #60
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    The Halle Berry/Judy Dench thing isn't workin' guys.

    Where is that beating a dead horse emoticon when you need it...??

  11. #61
    pvezz Guest
    LMAO at that dude trying to yell over the music - LOL!

  12. #62
    Mrs. Watson Guest
    Wow, these acts have been really bad.

  13. #63
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    lead actress already?

  14. #64
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Watson View Post
    Wow, these acts have been really bad.
    Do you think we forget how bad it is after a year and then when you watch it next time you are amazed at how shite it really is but for some reason you cannot look away?

  15. #65
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean View Post
    lead actress already?
    Things do seem to be moving rather briskly, don't they?

  16. #66
    Dying Breath Guest
    Brad was busy with "24 hours of Jackass" on mtv...

  17. #67
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean View Post
    lead actress already?
    no just best supporting actor / /actress so far as well as just now the sound mixing editing, (Bourne Ultimatum - back to back oscars)

  18. #68
    Dying Breath Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Do you think we forget how bad it is after a year and then when you watch it next time you are amazed at how shite it really is but for some reason you cannot look away?

    This year seems as bad as the " Oprah... Uma".. year...

  19. #69
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    Things do seem to be moving rather briskly, don't they?
    yes very. Who is that that won anyway?

  20. #70
    PvN73 Guest
    Best Actress: Marion Cotillard, in an upset.

  21. #71
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    Things do seem to be moving rather briskly, don't they?
    Can you not keep up with the pace anymore Bob?

  22. #72
    Jazbabee Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    Things do seem to be moving rather briskly, don't they?
    This has to be one of the shittiest years/ceremonies I can recall. Even Rob Lowe & Snow White were better than this mess !!!!

  23. #73
    Mrs. Watson Guest
    It seems like the filler stuff gets worse every year.

    Jon Stewart seems very calm and on his game this year. He seemed very nervous last year.

  24. #74
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Can you not keep up with the pace anymore Bob?
    I'm old...

  25. #75
    Dying Breath Guest
    Does anyone know who wrote the music for the part of the show that "remembers the past" it is the same almost as the part of the show where they show who died this year... the first 10 stanzas are amazing....to me anyway

  26. #76
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    I'm old...
    No excuse BOB.

    did you know that the ads for this coverage are going for $US1.8 million for 30 seconds

    can you imagine what they would pay for coverage of YOU in your BOXERS watching the OSCARS?

    There isnt enough money in the world...

  27. #77
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    No excuse BOB.

    did you know that the ads for this coverage are going for $US1.8 million for 30 seconds

    can you imagine what they would pay for coverage of YOU in your BOXERS watching the OSCARS?

    There isnt enough money in the world...
    On the phone to my agent as we speak...

    Sidenote: Why does Renee Zellweger always looked like she just sucked on a lemon?

  28. #78
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    On the phone to my agent as we speak...

    Sidenote: Why does Renee Zellweger always looked like she just sucked on a lemon?
    THAT is so true! Who knows, maybe she saw her reflection? She needs to eat more.

  29. #79
    Dying Breath Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    On the phone to my agent as we speak...

    Sidenote: Why does Renee Zellweger always looked like she just sucked on a lemon?

    Lots of the stars do it .. right before scenes.. to tighten the smile... (I think hers is from poor coaching.. if not.. when the facts of the lemons peels with fecal matter on them come out.. she will be w/o a job)

  30. #80
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Dying Breath View Post
    Lots of the stars do it .. right before scenes.. to tighten the smile... (I think hers is from poor coaching.. if not.. when the facts of the lemons peels with fecal matter on them come out.. she will be w/o a job)
    Otherwise known in the business as a "shit-eating grin".

  31. #81
    Dying Breath Guest
    hahaha.. more than they know....

  32. #82
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    I hope I look that good at 98 years old.

    Hell....I hope I'm still wasting oxygen at 98 years old!

    Edit: he might celebrate #99 before he leaves the stage.

  33. #83
    Dying Breath Guest
    I hope I look that good in 10 years

  34. #84
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    that almost made me fall asleep!!

  35. #85
    Dying Breath Guest
    Speaking of falling asleep.. goodnight all.. sweet succulent dreams.. time for a cup of tea... and a pillow.

  36. #86
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    nite dying breath!

  37. #87
    Noelle Page Guest
    This musical number is gawdawful. What ever happened to the days when songs like "Long Ago and Far Away" were Oscar contenders? Oscar songs these days are by definition THE WORST!

  38. #88
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    This musical number is gawdawful. What ever happened to the days when songs like "Long Ago and Far Away" were Oscar contenders? Oscar songs these days are by definition THE WORST!
    I agree. Enchanted got 2 songs? WhatEV! horrible.

  39. #89
    Noelle Page Guest
    Well, thank heavens "Happy Working Song" didnt win.

    Oh, ha ha the girl didnt get to speak.

  40. #90
    motherogod Guest
    Ugh, Kristin Chenoweth really made me want to barf when she sang the second of three poor-man's cinderella songs. I'm sure she rocks on Broadway, but like nails on a chalkboard otherwise.

    I agree, Jon Stewart is the high point of the show. I was just hoping to see the clip from "there will be blood:" I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

    That is interesting that they've already had outstanding female actor in a leading role (a.k.a. actress in the old days)... when is the "In Memoriam" usually.

    Ugh, Cameron Diaz. Tara Reid's intellectual equal.

  41. #91
    Noelle Page Guest
    Jane Wyman gets HALF A SECOND?

  42. #92
    Noelle Page Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    Betcha Heath will be the last face on the "actors we've lost this year" montage....:-(

    DING DING DING!

  43. #93
    Overtaxed Guest
    Why does Cameron Diaz get invited to the Oscars? Her work his hardly Award-worthy. She always looks like "who did it and ran" year after year.

  44. #94
    Warmed Over Guest
    I call first lap dance from an academy award winner.

  45. #95
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Congrats to Daniel D. Lewis!!!

  46. #96
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean View Post
    Congrats to Daniel D. Lewis!!!
    Dratz! I wanted Viggo Mortensen to win. He was great in Eastern Promises.

  47. #97
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Dratz! I wanted Viggo Mortensen to win. He was great in Eastern Promises.
    Viggo is a great actor. Very underrated.

  48. #98
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    are they going over time limit??? I thought they were going to end at 8:30pm PST.

  49. #99
    PvN73 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by soundqcar View Post
    Viggo is a great actor. Very underrated.
    Have you seen Eastern Promises? He was magnificent in that. Just Magnificent.

  50. #100
    Warmed Over Guest
    Coen Brothers rock.

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