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Yes
No
Sometimes
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Are you talking about your cheese? Old, cold, covered in mold......shorties? Mice?
yes, what is he talking about? I am dying to know.
4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n.
Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.
You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.
For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.
Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.
Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. You’ll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, it’s alright listen. Slice of pizza, it don’t matter if a bit’s miss’n. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it don’t stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez it’s a lot. They’ve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby scream’n man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what we’re face’n. All those little faces. Come on let’s erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)
Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez you’ll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.
Got crackers, got chips, got pudd’n cups. You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Here’s what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)
Ummmm alrighty then
Otay...
{backing slowly away....}
This thread has serious issues!! None of it makes any fucking sense!!
Sorry y'all...I actually googled what Brad wrote and cut and pasted what came up...I have no freakin' idea what this is...
"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."
lol..
-Morbid1
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Betcha I looked at this thread ten times and left it alone. (confused)
We have a train with santa driving. We had a big santa but some kids popped it and we could not keep repairing it.
Nothing screams WRONG more to me than seeing inflatable snowpeople in FL....maybe the ones inside of those snowglobe things wouldn't be so bad. But then again, there will be enough decoration inside that I don't feel compelled to add to the door wreaths.
I prefer the "Less is more" approach. Some people just overdo it to the point where it gets really tacky.
I always wondered in the warm climates how that would be.
omg this one house back home in omaha. Has so many damn lights and shit on there, you can feel the heat off of them, from our yard. And its like daytime all month long lol
Yeah, Danny I was hoping you were blowing up someone's blow-up. Damn.
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Joan Rivers
ummmmmm.......alrighty then ! Is that even English ??/ <backing out of this thread S-L-O-W-L-Y>
It's death or food related?
Necrophilia related?
***grin***
I don't know.
Brad where are you?
[SIZE=5]This is your brain[/SIZE]
This is your Brain on Drugs:
Maybe it's this?
I suspect that the vague reference that DeathyBrad was making was the reminder that Christmas is for kids. (of course I could be waaaay off base)
Trust me, I barely know what I'm thinking half of the time. It was just my guess.
I can't imagine anyone in my neighborhood putting up inflatable stuff. The neighborhood kids would steal it, as they steal everything that isn't welded down. Bitter, me?
I like the over-the-top Christmas displays. Hey, it's not my electric bill! In my old neighborhood (same city) there were two houses that would always compete to see who could top the other each year. They both had life-size, illuminated Nativity scenes amongst other things. Fun! Tacky, too, of course, but fun!
My brother has a Homer Santa one that is pretty cool.
I want this one SO bad...
http://www.lighterside.com/product/c...&WT.svl=83004#
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
...P.S. i got it!! Thanks dietcokeofevil!!!
He must love Fruit Cake.
The worms Crawl IN.
The Worms Crawl Out,
The worms WHAT, WOW MAN THANKS
"SMMMMMMMGGGTTTHHH"
Good Shit
Is this from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? The rapping cow/spider?
The rapping cow/spider is as good as anything at this point.
It is MC Pee.
Maybe our resident couch doctor can shed some light on this but it looks like his ego is screaming for validation or maybe it's phallic symbolism of some kind. Otherwise I'd just say someone's shorts are on too tight and it's cutting off circulation to the brain.
Giving or Receiving, and I mean Christmas presents!
But who wants to bet this thread will stray off that course?
Giving, but I absolutely won't be mad is someone wants to give me something.