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  1. 03-31-2014, 06:44 PM #1
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    Man allowed hyena to eat his genitals

    Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because a witch doctor told him it would make him rich

    • Chamangeni Zulu said was told that losing body parts would make him rich
    • Said was 'instructed to be naked' by a witch doctor and to go into the bush
    • Mr Zulu said witch doctor did not clarify that body parts would be 'lost'
    • Recovering in Zambian hospital and has lost three toes as well as genitalia
    • Attachment 50353 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...make-rich.html
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  2. 03-31-2014, 06:47 PM #2
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    Damn...damn.

    Damn.
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  3. 03-31-2014, 08:32 PM #3
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    Upside: This dumbass won't be reproducing

    Downside: He can now only count to 17
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  4. 04-01-2014, 05:52 AM #4
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    And he's smiling in that pic! Holy hell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy A. View Post
    And he's smiling in that pic! Holy hell!
    Must be some good drugs they gave him! My response to the whole thing: "Well, daaaamn!" If I had even a passing thought to trusting the advice of a witch doctor, that is now entirely lost.
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    Had to be drugs.....Guys....if some one accidently kicks or knees you down there, you are in PAIN......But I am with Neil on this one....he can't spread his stupid through kids. As a matter of fact, this would be a great sentence for the DuPont Heir for the child rape, although he will probably just try to have sex with the hyena
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  7. 04-01-2014, 03:02 PM #7
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    Zambia.
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  8. 04-01-2014, 03:29 PM #8
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    Gee, wonder at what point he thought enough is enough?

    Yup, he looks happy.
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    Yeah the witch doctor mostly likely cut off his genitals and sold them to an impotent customer seeking to restore virility.

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    Considering that with his private parts gone he won't have a wife, the getting rich part may be true
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    Brilliant plan!

    Damnit! We don't have hyenas around here; maybe if I coat them in peanut butter and chase down some raccoons?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Brilliant plan!

    Damnit! We don't have hyenas around here; maybe if I coat them in peanut butter and chase down some raccoons?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Brilliant plan!

    Damnit! We don't have hyenas around here; maybe if I coat them in peanut butter and chase down some raccoons?
    Ha! We have some possums that hang around the house that would go for that I am sure and you would not have to chase them down.
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