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    Ordering Pizza While Stoned

    Next time....just order online. Or have someone more sober than you make the call...

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    Who gives a shit what others think when you get the munchies.

    Munch on!!!
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    Yeah, but if the person answering your call can't understand you....there's a problem. I used to get stoned effers and drunk effers when I worked overnights. I'm sure they still come through, but as I now work 6am to 2pm, I do not deal with them anymore.
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    At least the stoners just get confused and not belligerent like the drunks. ;-)
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    This is true. Although I did have a drunk sit in my drive through for FIFTEEN MINUTES and ordered two McDoubles.
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    I'm guilty. I order pizza a few times a month while stoned. That's usually the only time I want pizza. I personally don't have problems speaking when I'm high. But I will say that idiots should never get stoned and order pizza. You just can't get high enough to make dumbassness go away.

    I must say that I have been stoned and found it funny to fuck with people though. I try to avoid fuckin with people that prepare my food. That's just never a good idea.
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    LOL! Agreed!
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    that's gotta hurt, who the hell would be thinking of Pizza while getting stoned? you people are out there!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    that's gotta hurt, who the hell would be thinking of Pizza while getting stoned? you people are out there!
    Prosciutto e funghi with black olives, artichokes and anchovies. Yum!

    Btw, in Australia the term 'stoned' is the effect of marijuana, not booze. Just as 'fanny' in not your ass, but the female nether region.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Prosciutto e funghi with black olives, artichokes and anchovies. Yum!

    Btw, in Australia the term 'stoned' is the effect of marijuana, not booze. Just as 'fanny' in not your ass, but the female nether region.
    Wonder what ordering pizza while being stoned is like in Afghanistan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    Wonder what ordering pizza while being stoned is like in Afghanistan.
    You would order Pide or Lahmashon.
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    I want pizza now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seagorath View Post
    I want pizza now!
    You ALWAYS want pizza

    nom nom nom.
    Last edited by neilmpenny; 01-31-2014 at 01:42 AM.
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    I had buffalo chicken pizza for the first time last weekend, I'm sure that's the bee's armpits while stoned.


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    ROFL at "the bee's armpits." I was actually considering making my own buffalo chicken pizza next weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiaBrown View Post
    ROFL at "the bee's armpits." I was actually considering making my own buffalo chicken pizza next weekend.
    the thing I liked about this particular one I had, the sauce on the pizza was still your typical pizza sauce, but the chicken was cubed and marinated with the buffalo sauce. I think if they used buffalo sauce instead of pizza sauce I would hate it.


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