It took me a few hours to get all the branches off my back porch before I could safely start on the bloody mess in my back yard.
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The ice was from a 1/2 inch to 3/4's.
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It took me a few hours to get all the branches off my back porch before I could safely start on the bloody mess in my back yard.
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The ice was from a 1/2 inch to 3/4's.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
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The Tiny Terror Moderator
Dear Effers,
Signed,
The Mean Mexican Lady
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
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Little Bit can't even. Lol!
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Beautiful young lady, Ria,
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Thank you.Originally Posted by navallint
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Renowned Death Hag
To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
You taught me music, vocals, and how to fight. I can only hope I am half the man you are
When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
March 1934-July 2016
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lmao
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Ria, she is gorgeous!
Navalllint - OMG That is perfection!!!! There is something so un-wholesome about Ted Cruz.... Grandpa Munster is much better looking. If that was a 'Who would you rather?' I'd pick Grandpa, for sure. Someone said that Cruz has the most punch-able face ... Something about his smirk... It's not just one thing, There is something so icky about him. And that's before you even know what a DB he is.
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Thank you.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Renowned Death Hag
A++ lol
lmao
The Tiny Terror Moderator
I'm just gonna leave this right here....I'm sure a LOT of our hubbies would qualify for daycare....
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
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The Tiny Terror Moderator
I am going to hell. Rofl.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
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I hate to say it, but I don't get it! The License Plate, I mean. It will probably come to me later. I love the idea of husband day care. Funny how the sign has assorted breads as the lure.
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Hids, it's a South Park thing. One of the characters is a kid named Timmy who's in a wheelchair. He only says one word, his name. He says it, "TIMMMMAAAAAAY!!!!" Over and over again.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Renowned Death Hag
Oh, TIMMAY Thanks... I'm slow.
Found on FacebooK:
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Thanks for that PurrPurr, I actually smiled today! Weird feeling... OK, what are those? They aren't rats are they?
Yesterday was going to the pharmacy. I had to stop at the gate because there was a big grasshopper staring me down. I hate grasshoppers and crickets. I kept kicking the gate, trying to make him leave, but he held on tight, pointing his grasshopper antlers at me. I had decided not to go, and as I turned back toward the front door, he flew past my ear. I hate those things.
Baby opossums.
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A baby got in our house one time. I was walking from my office into the dining room, happened to glance at the coat tree, and there it was, perched atop my pea coat. Did I scream bloody murder? You bet I did. And Nabo made friends with it and before long he was holding it up so it could gnaw on an ear of KFC corn. "Him's hungry," Nabo said.
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Baby animals are so adorable. I wonder if the mother opossum sees them and thinks, oh they are cute! Or is it all maternal instinct with non-human creatures? I wonder if the cute factor plays a big role in survival, if baby animals were homely, would the mother abandon them? Even the animals that are 'so ugly they are cute' have a better chance of survival, being protected and fed, because they have big eyes, and cute little feets.
Baw haw haw!!!
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Bwahahahaha!!!!!! *spits Diet Pepsi*Baw haw haw!!!
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Renowned Death Hag
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"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
Renowned Death Hag
Congrats Hid. Wow......big twins. Your niece deserves a medal after that ordeal. Best of everything to your family.
To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
You taught me music, vocals, and how to fight. I can only hope I am half the man you are
When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
March 1934-July 2016
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The Tiny Terror Moderator
Here are a couple of pics from Little Bit's party.
Getting ready to blow the candles out. She is growing into a very beautiful young lady. She is now 13 years old, so from here on out I shall refer to her online as Miss E.
Here is her cake. Chocolate cake with whipped icing instead of that sugary stuff. I served this cake with chocolate and cookie dough ice creams.
The setup. The goody bags had pictures of Anna Kendrick as Beca, and under the picture, it says, "I love you, awesome nerds." (In the goody bags were journals that said "Dream Big" on them, pink pencils, lip gloss, Rainbow Nerds candy because duh LOL, suckers, and Barden Bellas scarves.)
The Crush soda bottles had labels I'd made with a picture of Rebel Wilson as Fat Amy, with the words "Crushed it" on them and the soda flavor, orange. I had intended to have at least two flavors to choose from because not everyone likes orange soda. But neither my grocery store nor Walmart had any other flavors BUT orange available in six-packs.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
You are a great mommy, Ria, I'm sure she and the guests had a blast.
Renowned Death Hag
It looks like you planned a really great party, Ria. Now I want a big piece of cake!
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Mr Sweeney through a damaged door.
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Miss E came back from vacation with a jump drive FULL of pictures. Grandpa said he turned her loose with a camera. LOL! The first picture is her with her grandparents. Technically, they're her great-grandparents.
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"I just go here!"
"I am not psychic. I AM psychotic. BIG difference."
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