"In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package."
- Got naked, climbed onto the victim's roof.
- Attacked victim by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
- Ran into victim' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
- Dodged bullets fired by victim.
- Masturbated in the living room.
- Rubbed clothes on his face in the victims' son's room.
- Defecated on the floor in two places.
- Drank the contents of the vacuum.
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