http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2...-shooting.html
However it appears to be gang related so you know the news boys are not going to be sending out the big guns to cover it. I wonder if it will even make the evening news.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2...-shooting.html
However it appears to be gang related so you know the news boys are not going to be sending out the big guns to cover it. I wonder if it will even make the evening news.
Probably not, pwem.Originally Posted by pwem
Sending out the big guns to cover a shooting...a little punnery there, pwem?
Aww, shoot
Death Hag of Legend
The wordplay here is very low calibre.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Well, you have me over a barrel there.
It's all good as long as long as none of these puns go off half-cocked.Well, you have me over a barrel there.
Oh Lord Dirk!
Time to muzzle the naysayers.
Now, now, far be it for me to breech the piece - that would be a bore.
Three puns in one sentence - that must be some kind of record.
Renowned Death Hag
Hmmm. I've been rifling through my brain for a clever pun here but I can't seem to come up with anything.
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
I heard that REM is bringing out a new CD sponsored by the NRA called SAFTP - Semi-Automatic for the People.
And there is the lovely MiraculousMandarin.
I shell always hold you in high regard.
Renowned Death Hag
And where did you hear that from? I would take it with a grain assault.
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
Renowned Death Hag
And there is the lovely MiraculousMandarin.
I shell always hold you in high regard.
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
My talent agent told me. Of course, this is the same guy who told me I don't have any flaws that a good head shot couldn't fix.
Renowned Death Hag
Wow. This thread has strayed waaayyy off target.
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
Well, if you guys will excuse me. Time for breakfast with the latest magazine.
Renowned Death Hag
Have a wonderful breakfast pwem
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
Senior Death Hag
Give'me back my bullets....
Renowned Death Hag
gun lovin Tx... how ironic
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Renowned Death Hag
LOL oh the puns.
"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff." -Dr. Loomis
Naw, they're just shots in the dark.
Yeah, we definitely need stronger federal pun-control legislation. But Playboy is going to be pretty boring if we're only allowed 10-shot magazines from now on.
Renowned Death Hag
"Death has come to your little town, Sheriff." -Dr. Loomis
This thread is at the top? LOLOL!!
I better take stock of the situation and fill in the blanks.
Later I will be watching Arsenal play football
Gawd, it's great to be amongst punologists.
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