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    No 4th of July fireworks mishaps.?
    Congrats USA.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherlondon View Post
    No 4th of July fireworks mishaps.?
    Congrats USA.
    please read the prior entry:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015...?utm_hp_ref=uk

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    another nominee - I couldn't stop laughing

    http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/...e46988790.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    another nominee - I couldn't stop laughing

    http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/...e46988790.html
    Would have been better if he was dressed like Santa.....but yeah...he gets the award. I guess he did not search for a diagram of chimneys on Google
    To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
    You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
    You taught me music, vocals, and how to fight. I can only hope I am half the man you are
    When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
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    Almost the same thing happened in 2008c. IIRC the stupe tried to out run the cops, bailed into a swamp, and got et.

    I told my then county mountie NIL and he said "Good."

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    What an idiot....Local ponds in Brevard county = gators. Shame they had to kill the gator. Could have made about 15 pairs of boots with his ass.
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    To my Father. Even though you have crossed the plane, you will always be with me.
    You were not just my Father, but my hero. My life has been a poor attempt to be like you
    You taught me music, vocals, and how to fight. I can only hope I am half the man you are
    When I close my eyes I can see you. And finally, Thank you Dad. for everything.
    March 1934-July 2016

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    Man chokes to death during KFC eating contest

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    A contest to eat 3 chicken wings in 5 minutes...only 3 wings in a whole 5 minutes? Did he die of old age? Sheesh...

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    Thank goodness for idiots. They brighten my life everyday. Except when they are on the other end of the phone when I'm dealing with some form of Government Agency.
    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    I guess I am the only one that likes this thread. I found this one funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-st...174839868.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    I guess I am the only one that likes this thread. I found this one funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-st...174839868.html
    Just because it works in cartoons doesn't mean it will work in reality...

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    I like cartoonish people. They amuse me.
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    Indonesian singer dies after getting bitten by cobra she brought onstage

    http://nypost.com/2016/04/07/singer-...-bit-by-cobra/

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/singe...minutes-later/
    Last edited by cash; 04-07-2016 at 01:08 PM.

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    These people make me feel so good about myself. Even when I do the dumbest shit, it has never been THIS dumb.

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    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    lol

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    ^^That^^ story is so sad. I hope they fine the heck out of the idiot that did this.
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    Seriously. I read about it yesterday, but I don't remember the article noting it was at night. I wouldn't set a toe in Australian waters in broad daylight, much less at nighttime.

    To be fair, I wouldn't live in the Northwest US, either, where when you go out to your car a grizzly might pop up and say "How do!" before it gobbled you up. Uh, no. I'm staying right here in Georgia with rattlesnakes and Bobby Brown.
    Last edited by cindyt; 05-30-2016 at 10:19 PM.

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    People are so f*&^ing stupid but I do agree with Cindyt here. I'm not setting foot anywhere in Australia that isn't a populated city. I mean if I were to ever get to visit Australia. I'm from Florida and Louisiana. We see a lot of ugly things there. Big bugs, nasty snakes, etc etc but Australia is no place to be messed with. Nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domino View Post
    People are so f*&^ing stupid but I do agree with Cindyt here. I'm not setting foot anywhere in Australia that isn't a populated city. I mean if I were to ever get to visit Australia. I'm from Florida and Louisiana. We see a lot of ugly things there. Big bugs, nasty snakes, etc etc but Australia is no place to be messed with. Nope.
    Heck, I wouldn't set foot in a city either. They have these honking spiders that get in houses and will seek you out. I can't remember what they're called. But i saw a show about them on Animal Planet and it freaked me out.

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    27 year old Canadian man dies while car surfing

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    Dude melted after falling into an acidic hot spring at Yellowstone.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...llowstone.html
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    A fine example of how education does not equal intellect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    Dude melted after falling into an acidic hot spring at Yellowstone.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...llowstone.html
    Sonds like an excellent place to go for a walk with the mother in law
    Some compare Elvis to God.. I mean He is good, but He is no Elvis

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    Lost his head, didn't learn his lesson.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697...dsworth-London
    If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by navallint View Post
    Lost his head, didn't learn his lesson.

    http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/697...dsworth-London
    Oh, my.

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    Reports now say that he was not decapitated - he only suffered fatal head injuries.

    Wow, that's a relief - getting decapitated in that fashion would be so embarrassing that it would be hard to live it down.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Reports now say that he was not decapitated - he only suffered fatal head injuries.

    Wow, that's a relief - getting decapitated in that fashion would be so embarrassing that it would be hard to live it down.

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    Holy crap!

    They did that with a real gun!!!???

    Jeeze - you never point a real gun at something unless you intend to shoot it. Anybody should know better, a cop especially.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Ohio couple overdoses on heroin with child in backseat

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    One Texas police department's joke led to a woman's arrest after it sent out a fake alert asking residents who had recently purchased meth to get it tested at the station for Ebola contamination. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ug-arrest.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Ohio couple overdoses on heroin with child in backseat

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-backseat.html

    I was thinking that their behavior was somewhat irresponsible; then I noticed that the kid was in a car seat; so gotta give credit where it's due.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Here are a couple from my neck of the woods. I am living in Ecuador.

    This one is in the city of Machala, which is in southern Ecuador, about an hour orth of the Peruvian border. Motorcycle robberies are really common here and I love how the intended victims go after him. then the ice cream man brigade arrives. Watch the ice cream man in the yellow shirt. Luckily the police (The guy in the neon vest and brown pants) finally arrives for the robber's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcX3P6FCHXQ



    This one takes place in a cyber cafe in Guayaquil. These crooks learned the hard way that the guy with the loot should leave before the guy with the gun.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m26U8XMwUhc


    Then this one from Chile. I have been robbed on the bus six times, so was really happy to see this hero bus driver. he drives and beats the crap out of the guy at the same time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSbA_vlc7a0

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    Another mother overdosing in public with a child. Tough to watch her two year child screaming

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post


    One Texas police department's joke led to a woman's arrest after it sent out a fake alert asking residents who had recently purchased meth to get it tested at the station for Ebola contamination. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ug-arrest.html
    That's fucking brilliant! ha ha ha! I love it!

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    More heroin addicts overdosing in public - draws a crowd

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ng-heroin.html

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    Anorexic New Jersey woman has right to starve court rules

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    Florida family attacked by pit bull while trying to dress it in sweater - thankfully no one died.

    http://www.torontosun.com/2017/01/02...t-in-a-sweater

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Florida family attacked by pit bull while trying to dress it in sweater - thankfully no one died.

    http://www.torontosun.com/2017/01/02...t-in-a-sweater
    Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

    Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.
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    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

    Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Must have been one of those "ugly" Christmas\Holiday sweaters.

    Ol' Scarface has some dignity and fashion sense even if the owners don't.

    lol

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    Japanese man found dead under massive pile of porn magazines

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Japanese man found dead under massive pile of porn magazines

    http://nypost.com/2017/03/03/man-fou...-of-porn-mags/
    Holy moly! Six Tons.
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