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    Quote Originally Posted by YuukaK View Post
    Not even if I marry a Canuck huh?
    hmmm. we'll take it into consideration. but it's iffy.
    and it'll cost you lots of timbits.

    incidentally, most tim hortons are privately owned and my local one has given my daughter free timbits with no scandal.
    I am more disturbed that there is no apostrophe in "hortons"
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    I don't mind giving up something called Timbits, especially since I can't control the urge to giggle EVERY SINGLE TIME I see that phrase.

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    (The strangest: The one that compares us to Blegians. I mean, wtf?!?!? We get called all sorts of things. But Belgians?)

    Its from all the waffling.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Waffling or wassaling Clean? *giggles*

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    I love the song: Blame Canada- from South Park.
    That was once nominated for a Academy Award.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    I have to admit to being amused by that song. I'm kinda nervous, my Canadian is coming to visit me for the first time.

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    Belgians?? WTF? We are being compared to waffles and Poirot? I guess it could be worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YuukaK View Post
    I have to admit to being amused by that song. I'm kinda nervous, my Canadian is coming to visit me for the first time.

    Jeezus, you actually own one? Good for you. I've heard we don't do well in cativity

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    One of these days Canada will
    rule the World. (You can count
    on it)
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Jeezus, you actually own one? Good for you. I've heard we don't do well in cativity
    *laughs* Well no, I don't own him. He's my boyfriend though, so....it counts right?

    London: I for one welcome our Canadian overlords. *giggles*

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    Canadians and Graffiti :)

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    Great pic! That about sums us up. Thank you

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    Even our graffiti lulls one into a false sence of security.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YuukaK View Post
    *laughs* Well no, I don't own him. He's my boyfriend though, so....it counts right?
    Sure that counts.
    Some advice though for his arrival: Have lots of beer, Tims and, if possible a DVD of the gold medal Canada-US games from the 2002 and 2010 Olympics.
    Say "eh" a lot.

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    Make sure there is a pair of worn jeans, a Maple Leaf's t-shirt, and a plaid flannel shirt in the closet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Sure that counts.
    Some advice though for his arrival: Have lots of beer, Tims and, if possible a DVD of the gold medal Canada-US games from the 2002 and 2010 Olympics.
    Say "eh" a lot.
    He doesn't drink, I don't know where a Tims is here in Florida, and I think I can find those DVDs somewhere. I've never really heard any of his family or him say eh. *giggle*

    Pwem: I love those ideas. Though he cheers on Vancouver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YuukaK View Post
    He doesn't drink, I don't know where a Tims is here in Florida, and I think I can find those DVDs somewhere. I've never really heard any of his family or him say eh. *giggle*

    Pwem: I love those ideas. Though he cheers on Vancouver.
    Beware. He's prone to rioting.

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    I guess I need to pack a Canadian tuxedo in my bug-out bag for that crucial first encounter with our future overlords.

    Say, what is a "hoser" really, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KissingJosh View Post
    Even our graffiti lulls one into a false sence of security.
    The first time I was violently assaulted was in the Vancouver area. And I saw my first body bag there (a drug overdose), too. Then I had my new car, my pride and joy, broken into downtown. (After that, I always took transit downtown.)

    When I was living in Texas, I had a discussion with an English lady in a checkout line, and dispelled her naive illusions about Vancouver. Forget about picture postcard mountain views (normally the clouds obscure those) and concentrate on the spent syringes and used condoms in your office parking lot. And the drug addicts openly shooting up in parks, and the open air drug bazaar that in those days operated in plain view across the street from the main police station.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Sure that counts.
    Some advice though for his arrival: Have lots of beer, Tims and, if possible a DVD of the gold medal Canada-US games from the 2002 and 2010 Olympics.
    Say "eh" a lot.
    Sounds like heaven.
    "Death has come to your little town, Sheriff." -Dr. Loomis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I guess I need to pack a Canadian tuxedo in my bug-out bag for that crucial first encounter with our future overlords.

    Say, what is a "hoser" really, eh?
    I could be wrong but I believe it was created by the actors Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis as the characters "Bob and Doug MacKenzie" on the Canadian comedy show (that is still rerunning on The Comedy Network) SCTV and it is either short for "hosebag" or "hosehead" or it was coined to describe a beer swilling, Canadian back bacon gorging, hockey loving garden variety ..er I guess not necessessarily rednecked working class Canadian joe. And whenever I visit my immediate family in Northern Ontario I cringe at the flagrant use of "eh". But that is simply part of the geography, much like your gay German raunch porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    I guess I need to pack a Canadian tuxedo in my bug-out bag for that crucial first encounter with our future overlords.

    Say, what is a "hoser" really, eh?
    Not sure what that is. Did you mean a Kenora dinner jacket? (That's a checked lumberjack shirt, btw. I have two, naturally...)

    Future overlords? Someone's let the secret out. http://www.americabutbetter.com/

    Quote Originally Posted by KissingJosh View Post
    I could be wrong but I believe it was created by the actors Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis as the characters "Bob and Doug MacKenzie" on the Canadian comedy show (that is still rerunning on The Comedy Network) SCTV and it is either short for "hosebag" or "hosehead" or it was coined to describe a beer swilling, Canadian back bacon gorging, hockey loving garden variety ..er I guess not necessessarily rednecked working class Canadian joe. And whenever I visit my immediate family in Northern Ontario I cringe at the flagrant use of "eh". But that is simply part of the geography, much like your gay German raunch porn.
    Pretty sure you're right about the origin of hoser, as best I can remember from the 70s.

    (Also, my mom still gives me shit when I say eh too much. She says it's "common" lol)

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    Common! Lol!
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    September 13 and it is still summer but it feels like bright Fall day. You know you are living in Canada.

    Time to get the mukluks out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxster View Post
    The first time I was violently assaulted was in the Vancouver area. And I saw my first body bag there (a drug overdose), too. Then I had my new car, my pride and joy, broken into downtown. (After that, I always took transit downtown.)

    When I was living in Texas, I had a discussion with an English lady in a checkout line, and dispelled her naive illusions about Vancouver. Forget about picture postcard mountain views (normally the clouds obscure those) and concentrate on the spent syringes and used condoms in your office parking lot. And the drug addicts openly shooting up in parks, and the open air drug bazaar that in those days operated in plain view across the street from the main police station.

    Fallen leaves of East Van -- every city has their problems though

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Not sure what that is. Did you mean a Kenora dinner jacket? (That's a checked lumberjack shirt, btw. I have two, naturally...)

    Future overlords? Someone's let the secret out. http://www.americabutbetter.com/



    Pretty sure you're right about the origin of hoser, as best I can remember from the 70s.

    (Also, my mom still gives me shit when I say eh too much. She says it's "common" lol)

    The version of the Canadian tuxedo that I'm familiar with is jeans and a matching jeans jacket.

    My parents used to have the big old Hudson's Bay mailorder catalog. It lived right next to the Whole Earth Catalog in our living room.

    For the record, I think I would feel pretty comfy in a Kenora dinner jacket. Do they make them in 7XL for Americans? I like to be able to turn around inside my clothes.

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    Yummm, barbequed moose steak is delicious. It tastes just like beef.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KissingJosh View Post
    Yummm, barbequed moose steak is delicious. It tastes just like beef.

    Not a chance I'd try that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosebud666 View Post
    The version of the Canadian tuxedo that I'm familiar with is jeans and a matching jeans jacket.

    My parents used to have the big old Hudson's Bay mailorder catalog. It lived right next to the Whole Earth Catalog in our living room.

    For the record, I think I would feel pretty comfy in a Kenora dinner jacket. Do they make them in 7XL for Americans? I like to be able to turn around inside my clothes.
    No problem - we all have extras.
    (I actually did mail my old one to one of the hags in GA a few Christmases ago as part of a care package. She no longer talks to me lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by YuukaK View Post
    I have to admit to being amused by that song. I'm kinda nervous, my Canadian is coming to visit me for the first time.
    Don't be shy let your true inner Canadian show eh,
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxster View Post
    The first time I was violently assaulted was in the Vancouver area. And I saw my first body bag there (a drug overdose), too. Then I had my new car, my pride and joy, broken into downtown. (After that, I always took transit downtown.)

    When I was living in Texas, I had a discussion with an English lady in a checkout line, and dispelled her naive illusions about Vancouver. Forget about picture postcard mountain views (normally the clouds obscure those) and concentrate on the spent syringes and used condoms in your office parking lot. And the drug addicts openly shooting up in parks, and the open air drug bazaar that in those days operated in plain view across the street from the main police station.
    What you describe re: spent syringes etc is true but is such a small part of Vancouver. We have been trying to solve the problems with safe injection sites and more beds for rehab but it is slow going. Still, we try to do our best.

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    I've heard most of Vancouver isn't so bad, as long as you aren't a female traveling alone. Boyfriend put his foot down about letting me go by myself whenever I manage to get up there.

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    I have never heard that warning for females traveling alone in Vancouver. I think that could be applied anywhere from Winnipeg to Hoboken. It is just a matter of what area in the city you are and what time. You are not going to hit Hastings Street at 11:30 pm.

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    I wouldn't be by myself ANYWHERE at that time of night Pwem. Call me crazy...

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    What was the name of that documentary they did on the drug problem there? I remember the police were so sensible and actually treated the addicts like human beings. I wonder if it's still that way?

    EDIT: Through A Blue Lense.
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    I've always loved "Kids in the Hall" (and I'm not saying that just because I want to get on the Canadians' good side before they invade us).

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    That safe injection site has been in place for about 10 years and it's done nothing tio clean up the area.
    Not that I know anything about Vancouver - I've never been there.
    But whenever people here start agitating for a SIS, Vancouver's ongoing problems always come up.
    I don't understand why a place as relatively small as Vancouver can have such obvious, public problems and Toronto doesn't...

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherlondon View Post
    "Canadians:the most evil race on earth"

    This sounds like something PM Stephen Harper
    or former PM Brian Mulroney would say because
    they seem to hate Canada.

    In that they love all things American.

    They so want us to be the 51st State of America.
    (shame on them)
    Some of us love Canada.

    Here in Canada we are so proud of our part
    in the War of 1812.
    Just for you, I kept the sentences short.

    What idiotic statements. Do Canada a favour and move. Australia will take you. I'll buy the ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    That safe injection site has been in place for about 10 years and it's done nothing tio clean up the area.
    Not that I know anything about Vancouver - I've never been there.
    But whenever people here start agitating for a SIS, Vancouver's ongoing problems always come up.
    I don't understand why a place as relatively small as Vancouver can have such obvious, public problems and Toronto doesn't...
    Because the drug addicts from Toronto move to Vancouver. The weather is better and I do believe a lot of the drugs come through the port.

    Toronto is more sensible. They have the bad weather to keep the riffraff out

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    Quote Originally Posted by pwem View Post
    Because the drug addicts from Toronto move to Vancouver. The weather is better and I do believe a lot of the drugs come through the port.

    Toronto is more sensible. They have the bad weather to keep the riffraff out
    Oh sure. Blame Trawna. Everyone else does.

    Actually if this thread was called "Torontonians: The Most Evil Race on Earth?" I bet a lot of people in other parts of the country would have NOOOO problem with it at all.

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    Duster, I was complimenting Toronto. I lived there. I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Just for you, I kept the sentences short.

    What idiotic statements. Do Canada a favour and move. Australia will take you. I'll buy the ticket.
    LOL, unlike you I'm a proud Canadian, Maybe you should move to
    the USA.
    But if you feel the need to send me some money, please do.
    Just give me a PM
    It's like a few thousand dollars to go first class
    to Australia.
    Hope to hear from you soon.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Harper is a cunt. So is Mulroney. Where's my ticket?
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    I'm thinking of moving to Canada. Would I be welcome?

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    We let anyone in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beep View Post
    Harper is a cunt. So is Mulroney. Where's my ticket?
    Couldn't have said it better myself.
    Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beep View Post
    We let anyone in.
    I don't do illegal or addictive drugs and I love baking. I dunno if that helps. *laughs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by theotherlondon View Post
    LOL, unlike you I'm a proud Canadian, Maybe you should move to the USA.
    But if you feel the need to send me some money, please do. Just give me a PM. It's like a few thousand dollars to go first class to Australia. Hope to hear from you soon.

    Having read some of your posts, it's obvious that you did not learn anything about the Parliamentary system while in school. You are hardly a proud or responsible Canadian.

    Perhaps, due to a family situation, you didn't get much of a formal education. Still, it's shameful that you know so little about how things work in Ottawa. Take some time to learn about Parliament, its history and how it operates before you post idiotic statements about democratically elected Cdn PMs hating Canada and wishing to become the 51st state.

    If you wish to continue this further, take it to PM. Frankly, you are an embarrassment to real Canadians.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Having read some of your posts, it's obvious that you did not learn anything about the Parliamentary system while in school. You are hardly a proud or responsible Canadian.

    Perhaps, due to a family situation, you didn't get much of a formal education. Still, it's shameful that you know so little about how things work in Ottawa. Take some time to learn about Parliament, its history and how it operates before you post idiotic statements about democratically elected Cdn PMs hating Canada and wishing to become the 51st state.

    If you wish to continue this further, take it to PM. Frankly, you are an embarrassment to real Canadians.
    Having read you're posts you still seem to hate
    everything we true Canadians love about Canada.

    Just like Stephen Harper, Brian (Mr. GST) Mulroney,
    Mike Harris and of course Conrad Black a traitor to
    my country I love so much. (who all still wish we were
    the 51st State of America)

    Still waiting for you to PM me back and send me some
    money for the trip to Australia you think I should take.
    (don't back down now)

    Remember you are the one who brought it all
    up about buying me a plane ticket. (first class
    please)
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