A truly great moment in a film full of great moments.Originally Posted by Harry in Connecticut
Renowned Death Hag
A truly great moment in a film full of great moments.
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On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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Renowned Death Hag
Not positive of the title. I think it was McQ. John Wayne plays a contemporary detective. He kicks open the bad guy's door, saying "knock knock" as he does it, the bad guy reaches for a gun and John Wayne point his gun at the bad guy's crotch and says "Go ahead and you'll be singing soprano." With his unique way of delivering a line it was funnier then hell.
John Trim On Face Book
On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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Braveheart - " Every man dies, not every man truly lives "
Death Hag
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' face car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigga's skull!
My favorite is what I have as my signature!!When I feel like giving up or people I know want to call it quits, I quote John Belushi:
"Over'? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”
It was from a book that was adapted into a movie
'Cold Comfort Farm'
The line "I saw something nasty in the woodshed!"
Renowned Death Hag
"I'm not going to debate you Jerry." Steve Buschemi in "Fargo". I say this when I'm tired of arguing with my s.o.
Prognosis Negative from Seinfeld. I have used that since it was initially aired and I love it!
anything from Napoleon Dynomite - GOSH! Can you bring me my chapstick, my lips hurt real bad!
In the film 'Cold Comfort Farm' The woman is always saying "I saw something nasty in the woodshed."
But someone does reply to her near the end of the film. Something like "You did,but did it see you baby?"(you have to see it understand how funny that is)
Renowned Death Hag
Prognosis Negative! Ha.
It is absolute GOLD. I use it EVERY time i say no to something - I wonder why people would get shitty with me? I do like to mix it up though and say prognosis positive - keeps them guessing!
Oooh....let's see...
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be...and more of a woman than you'll ever get!"
"Fat guy in a little coat...fat guy in a little coaattt..."
"Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfafa or Spanky?"
"...Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says 'Oh..my..God'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out.."
"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?" "You mean Shenanigans?"
So many more, so little time
Some of my favorites: (hope I get 'em right)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."--Jaws
"Would you like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit?"--Arthur
"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat bastard cream there is not."--The Full Monty
"I'm going to put this away, and then I'm going to tell you a story that'll make your balls shrink to the size of raisins"--Notting Hill
"You make me want to be a better man."--As Good As It Gets
"Oh no; I can't. It's my turn to pull the balls at the rectory."--Mrs. Doubtfire
"Maybe it's because I fight and fuck too much."--One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
"Now I don't have a decent handbag."--Tootsie
"He smote the bank!!!"--Michael
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."--Shawshank Redemption
"He shit." (He cheat)--The Terminal
Val Kilmer in Tombstone..... loved that too..
From the "Godfather"
"Leave the gun...take the cannoli" ~Clemenza
-Morbid1
I thought of another from The Birdcage:
".......on page two, it's PORNO, not PRONTO."
Pretty much every line in that movie is brilliant.
Albert,
~Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Funny movie!
lol..
-Morbid1
Senior Death Hag
Senior Death Hag
"That's called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out a person's body."
Eddie Murphy - Trading Places
"This One Goes To Eleven" - Spinal Tap
Oooh....let's see...
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be...and more of a woman than you'll ever get!"
"Fat guy in a little coat...fat guy in a little coaattt..."
"Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfafa or Spanky?"
"...Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says 'Oh..my..God'. New guy's in the corner puking his guts out.."
"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?" "You mean Shenanigans?"
say team ramrod say team ramrod
and that's the first time i had crabs
So many more, so little time
candy gram for mongo
candy gram for mongo
from blazing saddles
Clint Eastwood Classics
From Dirty Harry:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
From Magnum Force:
A man's got to know his limitations
And one more from Sudden Impact:
Crook: [during a diner robbery] What's you doing, you pighead sucka?
Harry Callahan: Every day for the past ten years, Loretta here's been giving me a large black coffee- except today she gives me a large black coffee and it has sugar in it. Alotta sugar. I just came back to complain.
Crook: Say what, sucka?
Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who'se we sucka?
Harry Callahan: [slowly drawing his .44 Magnum] Smith and Wesson... and me.
Oh ,and don't get me started on Outlaw Josie Wales quotes.
Renowned Death Hag
Thank you for putting this up! I had to steal it for my blog!
In this Politically Correct world where everyone is offended by the slightest thing, and those in power must legislate our lives, I want to scream: PEOPLE, GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!
In movie, Say anything:
"I give her my heart, and she gives me a pen"
One Life to Live
Jack: "Ouch, stop slapping me"
Skyler: "The game is called Slap Jack"
I can't remember where I got this but I use for the *&%holes in my life.
"I have no problem, going back to prision"
From Dirty Harry.... Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That's my policy.
Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that's my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. Mayor: [after Callahan has left] I think he's got a point.
THAT my friend is ABSOLUTE SOLID GOLD DANCER material!
I love Dirty Harry, i have them all on DVD. My lord he was sexy when he was younger.
hhmmm....
You're gonna need a bigger boat.....I got a taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him....that's some bad hat Harry...all from Jaws
Any line from Steel Magnolias!!!
any line Val Kilmer says in Tombstone!!!
Yep those are my 3 favorite movies...could ya tell LOL
Renowned Death Hag
West Wing:
Sam Seaborn: How do you feel there, Big Guy?
Toby Ziegler: Like I just got screwed with my pants on.
Leo McGarry: This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, "Hey, you, can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole. Can you help me out?" The priest writes a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey, Joe, it's me. Can you help me Out" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are you nuts? Now we're both down here." The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before - and I know the way out."
Tombstone:
You've called down the thunder, well now you've got it!
Jack Johnson: Doc, you ought to be in bed, what the hell you doin' this for anyway?
Doc: Because, Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Jack Johnson: Hell, I've got lots of friends.
Doc: I don't.
Billy Clanton: You know any Stephen Foster?
Doc Holliday: Pardon?
Billy: Stephen Foster. Oh, Susannah, Camptown Races. Stephen stinkin' Foster!
Doc: Well, this happens to be a nocturne.
Billy: A which?
Doc: A nocturne! You know, Frederic fucking Chopin?
Unforgiven:
MUNNY: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill 'im. Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends. Burn his damn house down. Nobody better shoot.
Death Hag
Ike: "Yeah, Law Dog. Law just don't go 'round here. Savvy? Tombstone
Mine are:
I'm not as stupid as you look
Does the bear sh*t in the woods
You're as old as the man you feel
My bottom hurts just thinking about it.
Why the hell did i miss this thread?? i love this stuff, keep them coming!
Dirty Harry!! Probably in my top 10 movies of all times.
And Morbid1, that one from Clemenza just reminded me how i freaking adore that movie.
"Maybe it's because I fight and fuck too much."--One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. And this one,i love it. i love that film.
Some more i love:
Remember you're fighting for this woman's honor…which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho in Duck Soup
One of my favoritesFrom Sunset Boulevard)
Joe Gillis: You used to be in pictures. you used to be big
Norma Desmond:i am big, its the pictures that got small
Fasten your seat-belts, it's going to be a bumpy night" Bette Davis in All about Eve
i have nipples Greg, would you milk me?" Meet the Parents, by Bobby DE niro.
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"F*** 'em if they can't take a joke." Broken Arrow
Victims ... aren't we all?" The Crow
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Apocalypse Now
Ed Masry: So what makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?
Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.
They've done studies you know... 60% of the time it works EVERY TIME.
BRIAN FANTANA - talking about Sex Panter... by Odeon. Anchorman.
Usual Suspects:
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
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I also love the line up when the cops can't understand Fenster. I LOVE it but I don't swear so I can't put it here
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Mallrats
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
Honest to God, when Vincent accidentally shoots the kid in the back seat of the car, and everything goes to hell in a handbasket? EVERY SINGLE TIME he accidentally shoots the kid, I start snickering and giggling.
One of my friends was horrified the first time she sat through Pulp Fiction with me, and I laughed my ass off during the whole movie. She was saying, "My GOD, how can you LAUGH at that?"
Uhh, because it's funny as hell? If you pay attention to Pulp Fiction, it's fucking hilarious.
And gets funnier with each & every viewing.
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
"Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin' back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin' for me."
Helen Lawson (Susan Hayward), to Neely O'Hara (Patty Duke)
--Valley of the Dolls
Can't believe your friend couldn't see the humor in Pulp Fiction, even my 75 yr old Mother thought it was a scream. Had to give her oxygen when the camera pans to Jules's wallet in that trash bag and it really DID have "bad mother fucker" on it. My favorite PF line is "Say what again!" And the whole "foot massage" scene. LMFAO
Could be worse, could be raining. Young Frankenstein.
If she doesn't reach over and unlock the door, dump her. She's a selfish bitch. A Bronx Tale
69 Dude! Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Tony Curtis in one of those Roman Epics with laurence Olivier standing in his Roman outfit etc looks out over the horizon and says "Yonder lies da fadder land"
L-O-L I am DYING dirk...that movie was "SPARTACUS" and you got Curtis dead-to-rights, Rome by way of Brooklyn!
Yeah you can take da boy outta Brooklyn but you can't take Brooklyn outta da boy..a classic..
Renowned Death Hag
anything from that movie!
Frankly my dear i dont give a damn - good old Rhett butler in gwtw
who framed roger rabbit
Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Bill and ted
Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes.
waynes world
Wayne Campbell: Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?
It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
That's the smell of desire my lady.
okay my husband and i have a favorite line and it goes "what are we going to do today brain?" "what we do everyday" "try and take over the world" when so one asks me what i did today i always say what i do everyday and no matter who i say it to, they always finish the line.
Johnny Cash..."I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"
Now, thats a classic!
Draculas's daughter last line: [SIZE=2]??She was beautiful when she died...a hundred years ago.?
Angels with dirty faces last line: [/SIZE][SIZE=2]It's true, boys. Every word of it. He died like they said. All right, fellas. Let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could.?[/SIZE]
I'll make ya famous.
Young Guns
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