Bad Joke #2
Since you LOVED my first joke....here's another!!!
This nymphomaniac goes to the supermarket and gets all hot and bothered looking at the cucumbers and tomatos....so, she gets what she wants and goes to the checkout counter...they ask her if she'd like a bagboy to help bring her things to the car. "Golden Opportunity" she's thinking.....so they're walking around the parking lot 45 minutes to an hour, looking for her car and she decides to make her move...she starts rubbing up against him and sticks her hand down his pants! He doesn't seem fazed by this so finally she whispers in his ear, "You know....I've got an itchy p*ssy". He looks at her and says, "Lady, I don't know one Japanese car from the next!".
Come on..it's funny! I have a million of them!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!