Who Is Your FAD Crush/ One night stand

[StewartGilliganGriffin]

I wanna slam all you bitches. Assume the position ladies!

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[Jason]

as a severely twisted narcissist, I have a crush on myself... sorry ladies.

[LLC]

I wanna slam all you bitches. Assume the position ladies!

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Bwahahahahahha. I like jokes that go too far.

[Katrinawitch]

I wanna slam all you bitches. Assume the position ladies!

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

[StewartGilliganGriffin]

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

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[weirdgurl]

They say the Luxor in Las Vegas is nice.

Due to time zones, it is officially your birthday and my birthday at the same time. Duel (the one that means two, not the one with guns or swords...) celebration next year at the Luxor? Or will we have missed the deal on Orbitz by then?

[Maxster]

Due to time zones, it is officially your birthday and my birthday at the same time. Duel (the one that means two, not the one with guns or swords...) celebration next year at the Luxor? Or will we have missed the deal on Orbitz by then?

Dual celebrations at the Luxor next year could be arranged. There will be new deals on Orbitz, too, as a briefly underbooked Strip tries to lure in suckers, I mean patrons, into the gaming establishments.

[weirdgurl]

DUAL!!!
OMG thank you! My tired little brain could not come up with the correct spelling last night for love or money .

[Tony Trout]

Guess I'm losin' my sex appeal....how could a guy like me who's so handsome have that happen????

[ichabodius]

as a severely twisted narcissist, I have a crush on myself... sorry ladies.

This bit of info has been FAD knowledge since around late Oct of 2007.
Got any solo vids on Xtube?

[Jason]

This bit of info has been FAD knowledge since around late Oct of 2007.
Got any solo vids on Xtube?

I'm having a CGI video made to where I won't be solo... stay tuned!

[Aviatrix]

Well, I'm not sure about the one-night stand thing--I'm not that bold or brave anymore. (And of course the fact that I have exactly zero sex appeal). I will say that there are many, many people on these boards that I'd like to hang with for a weekend. Some brewsky, some whiskey, some music (and yes, DANCING), laughter, tears, and just a great big 'ole party. Yes indeedy. Would be heaven for me!

Instead of a one night stand, I'd rather think of this. I really wouldn't entertain the idea of a one night stand. But I'd love to hang out with McMorbid, Jason (despite his ego), Neil, Barbossa (he's gone though), Cynful, and I'm VERY sure a few others, I'm just drawing a blank.

[Upset]

Instead of a one night stand, I'd rather think of this. I really wouldn't entertain the idea of a one night stand. But I'd love to hang out with McMorbid, Jason (despite his ego), Neil, Barbossa (he's gone though), Cynful, and I'm VERY sure a few others, I'm just drawing a blank.

What happened to Barbossa?

[Aviatrix]

He was chased off of here by someone.

[neilmpenny]

He was chased off of here by someone.

Ah. I was wondering as well. I wasn't here when that happened.

[Upset]

He was chased off of here by someone.

That's terrible! I love it on here. I'd hate it if I was made to feel so uncomfortable that I had to leave.

Of course, I haven't seen GuiltyLittleDeathHag on here since I said she was my crush. Purely a coincidence, I'm sure! LOL

[neilmpenny]

That's terrible! I love it on here. I'd hate it if I was made to feel so uncomfortable that I had to leave.

Of course, I haven't seen GuiltyLittleDeathHag on here since I said she was my crush. Purely a coincidence, I'm sure! LOL

Cue 'Twilight Zone' music.

[cindyt]

FYI, Barbossa chased himself off. That is all. Back on topic.

[Maxster]

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The first string is in binary ASCII character codes, and spells out "W. Axl Rose and his Id, ego, and super-ego."

The second string is in hexadecimal ASCII character codes, and spells out "Especially his super-ego, the critical and moralizing turns me on."

[Aviatrix]

ASCII??? Now that's a term that I haven't heard of in a LONNNG time! Like mid-90's long time!

[Rosebud666]

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The first string is in binary ASCII character codes, and spells out "W. Axl Rose and his Id, ego, and super-ego."

The second string is in hexadecimal ASCII character codes, and spells out "Especially his super-ego, the critical and moralizing turns me on."

Wow . . . this is the kind of sexy talk that really gets my motor running.

[Maxster]

That must be why they encrypted it.

[Hidium]

Maxter is that your picture as your avatar? If so, you are too cute!

[Maxster]

No, that's the late Christopher Jones in his definitive role as Max Frost in "Wild in the Streets" (1968).

My profile picture is real, though.

[Maxster]

There ya go. Weirdgurl he's making a pretty nice offer!!!

As it turned out, Vegas is not for weirdgurl; instead, we met up in L.A., and did the Helter Skelter tour.

[RiaBrown]

The first string is in binary ASCII character codes, and spells out "W. Axl Rose and his Id, ego, and super-ego."

The second string is in hexadecimal ASCII character codes, and spells out "Especially his super-ego, the critical and moralizing turns me on."

And that is why Maxster is my FAD crush. *swoons* Love a tech guy.

Wow . . . this is the kind of sexy talk that really gets my motor running.

That's when I say, "Talk nerdy to me..."

[findadeathaddict]

As it turned out, Vegas is not for weirdgurl; instead, we met up in L.A., and did the Helter Skelter tour.

Yay! Good for you! I hope you guys had a great time!

[weirdgurl]

Yay! Good for you! I hope you guys had a great time!

We had an awesome weekend! Maxster is a super tour guide around LA if your tastes run towards death haggish.

I also got to meet Scott Michaels while we were there. I like Maxster better

[RiaBrown]

Sweeeeeeet!!!!!!

[findadeathaddict]

We had an awesome weekend! Maxster is a super tour guide around LA if your tastes run towards death haggish.

I also got to meet Scott Michaels while we were there. I like Maxster better

[Hidium]

We really had an FAD Forum love connection? So cool! The Helter Skelter tour is very conducive to that sort of thing. Scott is a great tour guide. His office is full of death hag collectibles. I'm trying to get my husband to take a day off to go on the other tour, since I've done the Helter Skelter tour with a friend. The huz and I still have a crush on each other, after 22 years. I do imagine what it would be like to meet all of you though.

[Hidium]

Tony Trout, I think you're cute. I have a type, I like guys with dark hair and glasses. I think I like guys with glasses because when they take them off I'm better looking.

[Aviatrix]

His, so happy for you and the huz! You're actually one of the others I'd like to hang with. Along with Cindy t and findadeathaddict!

I've got to get off this particular thread! If I forgot any of my FAD friends Of be in big trouble!

[Aviatrix]

We really had an FAD Forum love connection? So cool! The Helter Skelter tour is very conducive to that sort of thing. Scott is a great tour guide. His office is full of death hag collectibles. I'm trying to get my husband to take a day off to go on the other tour, since I've done the Helter Skelter tour with a friend. The huz and I still have a crush on each other, after 22 years. I do imagine what it would be like to meet all of you though.

His, so happy for you and the huz! You're actually one of the others I'd like to hang with. Along with Cindy t and findadeathaddict!

I've got to get off this particular thread! If I forgot any of my FAD friends I'd be in big trouble!

[findadeathaddict]

His, so happy for you and the huz! You're actually one of the others I'd like to hang with. Along with Cindy t and findadeathaddict!

I've got to get off this particular thread! If I forgot any of my FAD friends Of be in big trouble!

Thank you!! That made my day. How sweet of you!!

[Hidium]

Thanks! Yeah, I've been married 22 years, 5 of them happy. lol kidding. I met my husband when he came to my apartment to fix my telephone. He was my phone man. Later, he called to make sure my phone was working. He called again later that evening, and the next day... Silly story, but we like it.

[weirdgurl]

Thanks! Yeah, I've been married 22 years, 5 of them happy. lol kidding. I met my husband when he came to my apartment to fix my telephone. He was my phone man. Later, he called to make sure my phone was working. He called again later that evening, and the next day... Silly story, but we like it.

I love that! What a sweetie you got!

[Mcafgr]

Thanks! Yeah, I've been married 22 years, 5 of them happy. lol kidding. I met my husband when he came to my apartment to fix my telephone. He was my phone man. Later, he called to make sure my phone was working. He called again later that evening, and the next day... Silly story, but we like it.

Great story.....something to hand down to the young ones!

[findadeathaddict]

Thanks! Yeah, I've been married 22 years, 5 of them happy. lol kidding. I met my husband when he came to my apartment to fix my telephone. He was my phone man. Later, he called to make sure my phone was working. He called again later that evening, and the next day... Silly story, but we like it.

You are lucky! I wish I could find someone. The pickings are slim around here. And my FAD hubby is married in real life . But he's happily married and that makes me happy!

[Tony Trout]

You are lucky! I wish I could find someone. The pickings are slim around here. And my FAD hubby is married in real life . But he's happily married and that makes me happy!

*very single and lonely guy points and waves*.....Pssssst!!! Over here!!!

Tony Trout, I think you're cute. I have a type, I like guys with dark hair and glasses. I think I like guys with glasses because when they take them off I'm better looking.

I'm sure you're probably gorgeous even if I had my glasses on.

[Mcafgr]

You are lucky! I wish I could find someone. The pickings are slim around here. And my FAD hubby is married in real life . But he's happily married and that makes me happy!

You will find someone......the good news is that they are looking for you too.

[Hidium]

FADAddict, you'll find someone, you're a young pretty lady. In LA you'd be scooped up in no time. Yeah, back in my day you had more opportunities, now everything is done on-line, you hardly have to leave the house. I met my first husband in high school, I had a boyfriend I met at an antique store, and one that I met in rehab. All of those were bad ideas. I seem to be a weirdo magnet, so don't take advice from me. Mcafgr is right, someone is looking for you right now.

That would be a fun time, you with me, Aviatrix and Cindy. We'd have a lot of fun!

[RiaBrown]

Thanks! Yeah, I've been married 22 years, 5 of them happy. lol kidding. I met my husband when he came to my apartment to fix my telephone. He was my phone man. Later, he called to make sure my phone was working. He called again later that evening, and the next day... Silly story, but we like it.

Awww, how sweet! I met my hubby at work, we used to work at Hardee's together. He and I hated each other at first sight. Then a year or two after we met, he got hit by a truck while he was crossing the street to come to work.

He was in the hospital for several days, and called up to work to talk to everyone. The phone got put in my hand, and well, I couldn't be a bitch. The guy was in the hospital with a broken leg, broken thumb, and other injuries.

I put my bitchiness aside, talked to him. After that, the hatred started to dissipate and we gradually became friends. I became his boss. In February of 97, I got offered a better job more in my field of study. I accepted the job and promptly quit Hardee's.

Four hours after I quit, he came knocking on my door. He was so nervous he stumbled over his words, unable to take his eyes off his shoes. How could I say no? He was so shy he was cute.

And the rest is history. Schmoo came along in 98, after the doctor told me I'd never have children due to the physical damage my past caused. We married in 02, and Little Bit came along in 03.

FADAddict, you'll find someone, you're a young pretty lady.

Yep. What she said. I swing both ways and I think you are as cute as a button, FADAddict.

[findadeathaddict]

*very single and lonely guy points and waves*.....Pssssst!!! Over here!!!





I'm sure you're probably gorgeous even if I had my glasses on.

Tony we do have Elvis in common!!! I need to share my Graceland pics on the forum so you can see them!

You will find someone......the good news is that they are looking for you too.

Thank you so much. It doesn't feel that way but hopefully someone will come along.

FADAddict, you'll find someone, you're a young pretty lady. In LA you'd be scooped up in no time. Yeah, back in my day you had more opportunities, now everything is done on-line, you hardly have to leave the house. I met my first husband in high school, I had a boyfriend I met at an antique store, and one that I met in rehab. All of those were bad ideas. I seem to be a weirdo magnet, so don't take advice from me. Mcafgr is right, someone is looking for you right now.

That would be a fun time, you with me, Aviatrix and Cindy. We'd have a lot of fun!

We would have a blast! So much fun. And thanks for the pep talk. I live in a really small town, so that doesn't help. I'm sure LA would be great.

ooo ooo ooo me me me

Findadeathaddict - ignore those other guys

Hahahaha. LOL@ you Human. You are a mess.

[findadeathaddict]

yea but i get results

It's all about the results - what you achieve in the end.

[human]

It's all about the results - what you achieve in the end.

yea Mozart got results but they still chucked him in an unmarked grave

[findadeathaddict]

yea Mozart got results but they still chucked him in an unmarked grave

Very true. So did Bill Clinton - got results that is (don't throw tomatoes folks, but I love me some Bill).

[findadeathaddict]

My FAD crush is findadeathaddict. That smile is heartwarming

Awww thank you! That is so nice of you.

[findadeathaddict]

My pleasure, you are gorgeous

Thank you!!

[Paulination]

Very true. So did Bill Clinton - got results that is (don't throw tomatoes folks, but I love me some Bill).

It's all good. Even as a conservative I find Bill a smooth motherfucker!