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    Apparently my mother is the town c*nt whore.

    From: it_related@hotmail.com "Hussein Hajo"

    Subject: tupac deseved to die??

    Listen here you lame fuck, 2pac is not like anyone else i belive you have noticed that by now. He was sent down by God to die for our sins specially for the poor and the hopeless. If i lived anywhere near you i would personaly found you and bitch-slapped your white nerdy as.

    Your mother is the town cunt whore, if she wasn't you would't say anything bad about this saint!!
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    Oh. My. Gawd.
    The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.

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    What happened? Can we see the letter he wrote? Why do you allow these twatwaffles to get to you?

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    That's the complete letter. It's in response to a (admittedly bad) joke I made on his page.

    paraphrasing, "Tupac was a big fan of Jim Carey, and for that reason alone he deserved to die."
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    Oohhhhh, my bad. For a moment I thought you had lost your mind. Glad to know it wasn't you.

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    "tupac was a big fan of jim carey, and for that reason alone he deserved to die."
    lmfao!!
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    Can't he at least spell 'Ass' correctly? Nothing bothers me more than the bad spelling of 'Ass'.

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    If i lived anywhere near you i would personaly found you and bitch-slapped your white nerdy as.
    Judging by this person's grammar and spelling, I'm pretty sure you're safe because I seriously doubt they could do anything so complex as reading a map.
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    "He was sent down by God to die for our sins specially for the poor and the hopeless"

    <--que in music from Psycho!

    It makes me fearful that people like this are free to roam the streets and use the internet!!!

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    Scott you are cruising for an east west thang for sure!
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    So apparently your mom is the town whore and Tupac was Jesus. I didn't get those memos.

    Can't spell "ass", doesn't know to capitalize "I" when used a a pronoun. Probably has no idea what a pronoun is. Can't spell "believe", can't spell "especially". Doesn't know "personally" has two "l"s, not one. Oh, and used the wrong tense of "find"! Doesn't know how to use commas. He gets a "C", based completely on his passionate stance and avoiding the Tourette's Syndrome tendencies of the "Cluster Fuck, Bitch!" camp. Based on spelling and grammar alone he gets an "F" from this reader.

    At least he only threatened to bitch slap your ass, Scott! Didn't someone else threaten to burn your house down and kill your dog, or something? I'm sorry you have to field death threats from people with thin skins and low IQs.

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    Sent by god to doe for our sins?????

    WTF?

    Sins like ever elevating his sorry ass to any sort of fame?

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    What a whackadoodle.

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    hahahaha!

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    LMAO! Honestly, I really hate sharing a world with morons like "Hussein Hajo". I wonder if that is a correct spelling of his name? Doubt it....
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    I don't think the joke was lame. I agree. So when he is done he
    can come bitch-slap my as!

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    Was the underwater basket-weaving class at the HooHoo Hotel full so maybe he went for creative writing instead? We'll no doubt never know the answer to that question.

    Honestly. it was a joke. And it was a funny joke.

    And really, he should think before sending stuff like this to people:

    Your mother is the town cunt whore, if she wasn't you would't say anything bad about this saint!!
    Because I'm sure that even though you're not the type who would do this, he absolutely sets himself up for poking with a stick about his own mother by folks who would get a laugh from seeing his head explode on paper.

    Think, crazy people, think, before you send stuff to people.
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    Wow

    Over Tupac??


    TUpac?

    Wow

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    Seriously, Tupac is his god and he spelled it with a number???? LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tebssis View Post
    Seriously, Tupac is his god and he spelled it with a number???? LMAO!
    Is there anybody named 6pac yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Is there anybody named 6pac yet?
    According to this guy, that would be 2pacs' dad!
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    Sheesh Scott, this topic was misleading to me. Because I thought you were talking about...you know...maybe...your own....I don't want to say it. I am glad it wasn't about what I thought it was about. That it was someone else's mom...
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    oh, I never thought of that. Oh well, curious people will read and finger it out. My mom knows me better.
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    I thought the same thing as Desertrose when I saw the topic. I'm so glad for you it's not your mom. lol

    (I'm very new here and really love this site. I've been reading for about 3 years, but couldn't get my hubby to get a "real" email account for me so I could tell you all how much I love your posts)

    I love what you said on the site and I totally agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scott michaels View Post
    paraphrasing, "tupac was a big fan of jim carey, and for that reason alone he deserved to die."
    lmfao.....

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    I tell you some people are just gone... And here I thought Sefina's Pop was nasty.
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    Wow Scott, you certainly know how to attract the crazies with the truth and that's one of the reasons we luv ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Michaels View Post
    oh, I never thought of that. Oh well, curious people will read and finger it out. My mom knows me better.
    Um, Scott...did you mean to say "finger it out" instead of "figure it out"? Or was that just a lovely Freudian slip that slid into the light of day?

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    To be the town's c*nt whore at her age! I think it's marvelous when seniors keep active.

    I read that Obama is going to make Betty White D.C.'s Honorary C*nt Whore for Christmas. She's already practicing straddling a big evergreen for the ceremony.

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    So.....why didn't he just spell out cunt or was it just too complex for him that he had to put in an "*" for the u?

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    No, I spelled it that way in the subject, out of respect for people that find the word objectionable. Also, I did spell finger on purpose. Another funny that fell flat.
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    Another funny that fell flat.
    Didn't.
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    ha anudder roast ic
    damn i was lookin for a good town c*nt whore

    thot yas all tawkin bout me
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    again )
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    n btw OZZY was sent here to save the poor
    by chargin 1000 bukx a seat in toronto n he aint comin to london
    so fukit ill just rely on 2pac to save me
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Didn't.
    I got it too. But my mind ALWAYS goes "there".

    Like when my niece (24) and I were talking about hair color and she said she likes to keep her roots done often because her boyfriend usually only sees the top of her head and it was a few seconds before I realized she meant just because he was soooo tall. A true blonde moment.
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    So twatpuc was JC? That changes things up a bit. Just put yer moron filter on a higher setting Scott.
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    but it's more fun this way.

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    You have more patience than I am capable of. I just can't suffer fools gladly. Wish I owned my own island.
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    i was afraid to look at this post at first i thot hmmm shoodnt this be in the life rears its hed thingy but hellsbells its bin here for so long i had to sneek a peek
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    i love a good raost the beef is always well marinated
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    many a strange adveture begins after midnight. and ambian
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    no ambian here just a good sense of humer lol

    ok so to be the tch in hollywood ? come on man
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    So Tupac is Jesus huh?
    Looks like Im screwed.
    Does that mean that Surge Knight is God? And P. Diddy is the archangel Gabriel.
    Hmmmm so that would make Biggie Satan then?

    Wow I would hate to live in that guys head. Even if you went for a visit you wouldnt come out alive.

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    wat about snooop he made that movie bones so he can be resurrected
    you know where it is yo it usually depends on where you start

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    for Soul Plane - he gets a lifelong pass. LOVE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Michaels View Post
    No, I spelled it that way in the subject, out of respect for people that find the word objectionable. Also, I did spell finger on purpose. Another funny that fell flat.

    Sorry, Scott...wasn't thinking about that at the time. Guess it was a blonde moment. Glad to hear you're still stirring the pot and the nuts.

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    If tupac is Jesus then my white 'as' is surely going to Hell.
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    Finger this, Hussein!


    What a doofus!!

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    It's okay Scott. If this guy does happen to kill you, I hear that Tupac is a very benevolent messiah and will probably intercede on your behalf. Jesus is his homeboy.


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