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    Quote Originally Posted by Oogie Boogie View Post
    I know I am in the minority here, but I kind of like Kris Kardashian (ducking to avoid the rotten fruit being chucked my way).

    Say what you will about her, she is certainly a shrewd businesswoman. Look at the Kim's sex tape incident; talk about making lemonade from lemons!

    Hey, if you're going to whore out your daughters, you may as well be the best at it!
    As a business woman, she did her job well. As a mother, um...
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    Rob Kardashian is tasty. I love this family and never miss a show. Yes Rob is lazy and don't make millions, but I want a taste lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oogie Boogie View Post
    Hey, if you're going to whore out your daughters, you may as well be the best at it!
    She's 3 for 5 right now (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe). She'll be batting 1000% once the younger two, Kendall and Kylie, graduate from
    the renowned WhoreTra$hian School for Girls. Each will have earned a Bachelor of Ka$h degree, awarded by and for Kri$ herself so
    she can take her 50% cut right off the top. Off the top of the girls' bare breasted Playboy gigs that is.
    Last edited by Cynful; 09-07-2011 at 03:12 AM.

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    I'm sure someone already posted this but they should check with somebody before they ad the word KLAN to the Kardashian Kollection KLAN.

    http://www.allvoices.com/contributed...s-klan-problem
    When you lose a parent you lose your past. When you lose a spouse you lose your present. When you lose a child you lose your future.
    R.I.P Kim: http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...336317&df=all&
    R.I.P Dad http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...&GRid=93315851
    R.I.P Mom http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg...&GRid=97780420

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    ugh cannot stand them..this entire family pretty much got famouse over a sex tape and being a Paris Hilton hanger on...two thigs I have a total lack of respect for. They are funny sometimes and I agree the mom seems like a savvy buisness woman..but when you make 3 mill from Vivid entertainment for a sex tape oh and a sex tape with Ray Jay..at that!! Sorry ..I just am not buying this brand of bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    She's 3 for 5 right now (Kim, Kourtney and Khloe). She'll be batting 1000% once the younger two, Kendall and Kylie, graduate from
    the renowned WhoreTra$hian School for Girls. Each will have earned a Bachelor of Ka$h degree, awarded by and for Kri$ herself so
    she can take her 50% cut right off the top. Off the top of the girls' bare breasted Playboy gigs that is.
    Aren't the last two Jenner's kids? (with Kris) He had some kids before entering into the marriage and they don't figure prominently on the show. I have a suspicion that his kids are off limits for the reality gig. Kris can whore out her kids as much as she likes, he has no say in it. IMHO Bruce gets a lot of stick for being pussy-whipped, but it generally to do with Kris's kids, where he figures he has no say, so why bother pushing his opinion. So he goes along. Anyway, by the time they are old enough, the reality world will be over the Kardashians.
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    you have to give some credit to at least Kourtney- shes the only one who went to college & got her degree in Business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Aren't the last two Jenner's kids? (with Kris) He had some kids before entering into the marriage and they don't figure prominently on the show. I have a suspicion that his kids are off limits for the reality gig. Kris can whore out her kids as much as she likes, he has no say in it. IMHO Bruce gets a lot of stick for being pussy-whipped, but it generally to do with Kris's kids, where he figures he has no say, so why bother pushing his opinion. So he goes along. Anyway, by the time they are old enough, the reality world will be over the Kardashians.

    Yes Neil...it's like the Brady Bunch on crack. When they met, Kris had four kids and Bruce had four kids, then they had two kids together.
    They've got a baseball team plus two spares. Hey wait, they haven't marketed and sold that yet...cha ching, cha ching. Ringy dingy, ringy dingy...
    "Hello? Is this Major League Baseball? It's Kri$ Ka$hTra$hian Jenner calling. Got any openings? I've got a few you might be interested in.....
    wanna see?!?"
    Last edited by Cynful; 09-09-2011 at 10:42 PM.

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    I really hate these "I have no talent but I'm famous" types.

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    I hate these "famous for being famous" and/or "famous for knowing somebody famous and riding on their coattails" famous. Ugh.
    "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

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    Kim is currently watching the Serena Williams match at the U.S. Open and is being referred to as high-quality star power. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Aren't the last two Jenner's kids? (with Kris) He had some kids before entering into the marriage and they don't figure prominently on the show. I have a suspicion that his kids are off limits for the reality gig. Kris can whore out her kids as much as she likes, he has no say in it. IMHO Bruce gets a lot of stick for being pussy-whipped, but it generally to do with Kris's kids, where he figures he has no say, so why bother pushing his opinion. So he goes along. Anyway, by the time they are old enough, the reality world will be over the Kardashians.
    I don't think his other kids are off-limits. I think they just don't care to be on the show. Two of his sons were in reality shows. Brody Jenner was on "Keeping up With the Kardashians" a few times in the earlier seasons. Brody and his brother Brandon were on "The Princes of Malibu", a reality show. And we all know Brody was on "The Hills". Bruce has two kids from his first marriage, but I haven't heard much about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    I don't think his other kids are off-limits. I think they just don't care to be on the show. Two of his sons were in reality shows. Brody Jenner was on "Keeping up With the Kardashians" a few times in the earlier seasons. Brody and his brother Brandon were on "The Princes of Malibu", a reality show. And we all know Brody was on "The Hills". Bruce has two kids from his first marriage, but I haven't heard much about them.
    Thanks for that, I was not aware.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aedgar5000 View Post
    Kim is currently watching the Serena Williams match at the U.S. Open and is being referred to as high-quality star power. Ugh.

    More like low-quality porn remnant dumpster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aedgar5000 View Post
    Kim is currently watching the Serena Williams match at the U.S. Open and is being referred to as high-quality star power. Ugh.
    High quality trash is more like it. Star power? How low Hollywood has fallen. Clark Gable must be spinning in his grave. I truly wish the media and those entertainment news shows would stop gushing over every move these lowlifes make. Their PR folks must be working overtime. Anyone who drags a photog around on their honeymoon just so they can make money selling pictures is a huge media whore. Gag, hurl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    More like low-quality porn remnant dumpster.
    Hahahahahaha....love it.

    Quote Originally Posted by deanfan View Post
    High quality trash is more like it. Star power? How low Hollywood has fallen. Clark Gable must be spinning in his grave. I truly wish the media and those entertainment news shows would stop gushing over every move these lowlifes make. Their PR folks must be working overtime. Anyone who drags a photog around on their honeymoon just so they can make money selling pictures is a huge media whore. Gag, hurl.
    Agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aedgar5000 View Post
    Hahahahahaha....love it.


    Agreed.

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    I was looking at 'Frownies' the other day at Stein Mart...Kris is their new spokesperson...made me second guess my purchase.. What we women do for beauty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by michihunt View Post
    I was looking at 'Frownies' the other day at Stein Mart...Kris is their new spokesperson...made me second guess my purchase.. What we women do for beauty...
    lol I wouldn't trust anything she says. After all, didn't she recently get a facelift? They were really working that well for her, huh?

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    I'm might be alone in this but i'm addicted. I can't help it I love the kardashians!

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    My brother works part time security at an upscale bar here in the Twin Cities.

    Last weekm Kim and her hubby Kris (who is from the Twin Cities) came into the bar as they have in the past over the summer. This time however, the bar had the heads up, the crew was with them filming for Keeping up with the Kardashians.

    My brother and one other security got on camera and will be on the show.

    Although I cannot stand her, my brother did say she was super tiny and quite stunning in person.

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    I used to watch off and on in the beginning. But the day Kourtney told her mother to "shut the f**k up, I was just DONE.

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    If I'd told MY mother to "shut the eff up," I'd be picking my teeth up off the floor.
    "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

    "I just go here!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancynancy View Post
    I used to watch off and on in the beginning. But the day Kourtney told her mother to "shut the f**k up, I was just DONE.
    Nice way to talk to your mom, even though I don't care for the whole gang. I would never have said that to my mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiaBrown View Post
    If I'd told MY mother to "shut the eff up," I'd be picking my teeth up off the floor.
    My dad is a super mellow guy, but if I ever would have said that to my mother, he would have knocked me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deanfan View Post
    Nice way to talk to your mom, even though I don't care for the whole gang. I would never have said that to my mom.
    You just don't talk to your mother that way. I have jokingly said, "Oh, Mom, stop it," or "Cool it, Mom!" but NEVER "shut up" or "shut the eff up." Never ever ever ever in a million years.
    "Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancynancy View Post
    I used to watch off and on in the beginning. But the day Kourtney told her mother to "shut the f**k up, I was just DONE.
    I NEVER curse in front of my parents. I don't even say damn or hell. It just feels wrong. One time I was getting something out of a cupboard and this huge glass bottle of pine nut oil fell out and I JUST caught it. I said "oh my effin' God!!", effin' being the actual F word. I had no idea my mom was around and she heard it. She asked me why am I using words like that?! I was mortified! It's the first and only time I will EVER curse in front of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiaBrown View Post
    You just don't talk to your mother that way. I have jokingly said, "Oh, Mom, stop it," or "Cool it, Mom!" but NEVER "shut up" or "shut the eff up." Never ever ever ever in a million years.

    Every one of the Ka$hTra$hian offspring are crass, rude and uncouth. Ugly is as ugly does. It will serve Kourtney right when her two year old son tells HER to EFF OFF!!!
    Last edited by Cynful; 09-09-2011 at 12:09 PM.

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    In my opinion, if Kris was any kind of decent mother instead of a mother who encourages her daughters to act like money grubbing whores, her daughters may have more respect for her. Respect is earned, not demanded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aedgar5000 View Post
    My dad is a super mellow guy, but if I ever would have said that to my mother, he would have knocked me out.
    My father would have killed me. No shit.
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    My dad would knock my teeth down my throat if I ever said anything like that to my mom. He probably still would and he is 63.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancynancy View Post
    I used to watch off and on in the beginning. But the day Kourtney told her mother to "shut the f**k up, I was just DONE.
    It's one thing to act like that toward your mother, but to say the f-word?

    No, just...no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doyleloyal View Post
    I'm might be alone in this but i'm addicted. I can't help it I love the kardashians!
    you are not alone my friend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    My dad would knock my teeth down my throat if I ever said anything like that to my mom. He probably still would and he is 63.
    I know my DH would if Jory EVER said anything like that to me. Jory bucked up to me several times, swore at me, and each time DH put him in his place. Now Jory's 13, in a facility to get his bipolar depression stabilized, and is realizing that I am a good mother trying my best. He has since apologized for his actions and I have come to terms with the fact that I have a special-needs child. He doesn't look like one on the outside, but he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouya Ohtori Ouran Host View Post
    It's one thing to act like that toward your mother, but to say the f-word?

    No, just...no.


    It was weird, I was hurt by it, you know? And I'm not even there! Just the idea of what a mother does and who she is--she probably sat up nights with her when she was sick and showed her more love than she can imagine. Ugh! I can't stand those people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fancynancy View Post
    It was weird, I was hurt by it, you know? And I'm not even there! Just the idea of what a mother does and who she is--she probably sat up nights with her when she was sick and showed her more love than she can imagine. Ugh! I can't stand those people!
    I know Kris Kardashian isn't really the greatest mother in the world, but a mother is still a mother.
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    Kris would get more respect if she quit trying to be her kid's friend instead of their mother. There is no excuse to talk to your mom like that and they obviously don't respect her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Kris would get more respect if she quit trying to be her kid's friend instead of their mother. There is no excuse to talk to your mom like that and they obviously don't respect her.

    She's too busy being their pimp to waste time being their mother.

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    LOL, yeah you have definitely got a point there! Being a mother isn't nearly as profitable as a sex tape of your daughter getting popped in the pooper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    LOL, yeah you have definitely got a point there! Being a mother isn't nearly as profitable as a sex tape of your daughter getting popped in the pooper!

    As a friend of mine always used to say, "WAIT! That is EXIT only!!!" GAWD, WhoreTra$hian doesn't have a vacant hole in her body. That woman has held more fluid than the Grand Canyon. Obviously Kri$ (and Kri$) found it to be worth its weight in gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aedgar5000 View Post
    Kim is currently watching the Serena Williams match at the U.S. Open and is being referred to as high-quality star power. Ugh.
    Talk about lowering Hollywood standards. More like a high-quality sperm dumpster, and I'm being nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurrPurr View Post
    Talk about lowering Hollywood standards. More like a high-quality sperm dumpster, and I'm being nice.
    Yep, she's not called "WhoreTra$hian" (aka Tra$hHump) for nothing.

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    Kim makes me miss the good old days and golden age of amatuer porn when Paris Hilton was the marquee name depository for video taped multi-orafice DNA donorship. Come (er, no pun intended) back Paris, we hardly knew ye....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonecold View Post
    Kim makes me miss the good old days and golden age of amatuer porn when Paris Hilton was the marquee name depository for video taped multi-orafice DNA donorship. Come (er, no pun intended) back Paris, we hardly knew ye....
    Ha ha ha!!! Excellent Stonecold!!! ...and she was the one stop store for all hip STD transactions. Now that's HOT. Literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    Ha ha ha!!! Excellent Stonecold!!! ...and she was the one stop store for all hip STD transactions. Now that's HOT. Literally.
    Designer STD's only, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonecold View Post
    Designer STD's only, please.

    Nothing less. After all, it's the House of Hilton (and it's a BIG one).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    Nothing less. After all, it's the House of Hilton (and it's a BIG one).
    LOL... oh yeah. Complete with valet parking in her whatzit.

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    GAWD, these are the laziest most irresponsible people I have ever seen...

    Rob Kardashian: 'I May Have Gotten a Girl Pregnant'...

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/31/r...girl-pregnant/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    Rob Kardashian: 'I May Have Gotten a Girl Pregnant'...

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/31/r...girl-pregnant/
    He may?!

    On the flip side, I'm actually a bit relieved that the girl "supposedly had a miscarriage."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynful View Post
    GAWD, these are the laziest most irresponsible people I have ever seen...

    Rob Kardashian: 'I May Have Gotten a Girl Pregnant'...

    http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/31/r...girl-pregnant/
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyouya Ohtori Ouran Host View Post
    He may?!

    On the flip side, I'm actually a bit relieved that the girl "supposedly had a miscarriage."

    I guess he must be so busy humping his unprotected way through the entire city of Los Angeles, that he has NO TIME to practice for DWTS like all the other contestants.

    Rob Kardashian Is NOT Taking His Role On DWTS Seriously!

    http://perezhilton.com/2011-09-07-ro...with-the-stars

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