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  1. #151
    lass1 Guest
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: salut

    You: you french?

    Stranger: oui

    You: my french sucks

    Stranger: tu es francais

    You: non

    Stranger: ok

    You: I speak English and can swear in a few languages

    Stranger: my English is poor.

    You: well its not as bad as my french

    Stranger: well

    You: I learned in school but no one here speaks it so I forgot most of it

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Well crap maybe I should have swore in French?

  2. #152
    lass1 Guest
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl

    You: old/a lot/earth

    Stranger: stupid jew

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wait, wait I'm not stupid or a jew. lol

  3. #153
    Layla331 Guest
    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: bawk bawk

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    sometimes...people just don't want to talk i guess

  4. #154
    dovescry1999 Guest
    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hello

    You: WILMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: I see you screwing Barney in there, you BITCH!!!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  5. #155
    dovescry1999 Guest
    Either this guy was really lonely, or I really have no life...

    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: SHHHHHHHH!!!!

    Stranger: asl

    You: they can hear you...

    Stranger: *whispers* ok, sorry

    Stranger: I'll try to keep my clicking down

    You: What you wearing ?

    Stranger: not much. what are you wearing

    You: sweaty overalls...

    Stranger: why are they sweaty?

    You: just had an intense workout...

    Stranger: in overalls

    You: it takes a lot out of me to walk up 6 stairs...

    Stranger: are you a big person?

    You: had to go to the Ice Cream shop...

    You: No, I'm not big...

    Stranger: ahah ice cream shop

    You: just under 420 pounds

    Stranger: thta's not big

    You: I know. That's what I keep telling the people who replace my toilet...

    Stranger: hahah

    You: Ever had to have cracked porcelin picked from your backside ?

    You: Most interesting sexual experience I have ever had...

    Stranger: haha

    Stranger: you're funnt

    Stranger: funny too

    You: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!THEY CAN HEAR YOU!!!

    You: ICH?

    You: yep...

    You: is that you, Ich ?

    Stranger: yes, it is myself

    You: . Prove it. Where did I meet you ?

    You: Who is Scott ?

    You: How many loaf=ves of bread can I benchpress ?

    Stranger: we met on the moon and scott is our alien daughter that has been birthed by a cow. you can bench press 0 loaves of bread because you eat them

    You: Can I spread Chunky Peanut Butter on you ?

    Stranger: sure, you can do whatever you like with your peanut butter

    You: Then, slow roast you over an open fire, until you are just crispy enough to crunch when I bite into you ?

    You: Damn, I'm hungry...

    Stranger: as long as you put mustard on my carred remains

    You: I love mustard !

    You: I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack of Slim Fast...

    You: Now I have the trots...

    You: Be right back...

    You: I'm back...

    Stranger: welcome back

    You: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight ?

    Stranger: nope

    You: Why can't I quit you Ennis ?

    Stranger: but I'l be right back, I gotta make myself cum

    You: Can I watch?

    You: Cum numbs my lips, so I don't swallow...

    You: Inless it taste like Chicken...

    You: Damn I'm hungry...

    Stranger: cum taht tastes like chicken? now that is cum taht I couild stmach

    Stranger: seriously, brb, gotta make myself cum

    You: I ask you if I could watch...

    You: Can I ?

    Stranger: asl first

    You: What color is your toilet paper ?

    You: 29/f/Texas

    Stranger: msn adress?

    You: www.tocatchapredator.com/msnbc

    Stranger: that's a website goofy

    You: I know...you're gonna get me thrownin jail...

    You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Jail............

    Stranger: they have good pancakes in tehre

    You: Damnit to Hell...I'm Hungry!!!!

    You: How do you know this ?

    Stranger: my uncle

    You: Pirst, you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

    Stranger: if you really want to watch me cum, then I need your msn adress so I can add you

    You: NEALY O'HARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: O.k. Why not just give me yours ?

    You: I'll bring my pink panties...

    Stranger: you want to see or not? lol

    You: You and I must make a pact,,,We must bring Salvation back, where there is love...I'll be there...

    Stranger: where there is a couple trying hard to buy smokes in the rain, we'll be there

    You: It's frinday. What in Blue Blazes are you doing at home, anyway ?

    You: Friday...

    You: DAMN I'M HUNGRY...

    You: Do you like Pina Coladas ?

    Stranger: ok, pact made. what's your msn

    Stranger: no

    You: Getting caught in the rain ?

    Stranger: YES!

    You: If you're not into helath food, and you have half a brain ?

    You: I fyou like making love at midnight...Wait...

    You: My tooth is picking AM Radio signals...

    Stranger: I'm assuming you don't want to watch me

    Stranger: lol

    You: Yeah, I do...But why do I have to give you my MSN ? Why can't you give me yours ?

    Stranger: lol what's the diff. just giv eme your msn and I'll add you. aha why you so secretive? lol

    You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    You: The Warden is coming...

    You: wait...hide under the mattress...

    Stranger: you better hurry if you wanna see this, because I'm jerking while I'm talking to you, and I'm getting close to cumming

    You: Yes sir...No , no one is in here...Why are pulling out that gun ?

    You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: don't cum yet...

    You: Selfish

    Stranger: msn?

    You: brwngirl4u@hotmail.com*

    You: You Happy ?

    You: Now they are lining up to start the friday night gangrape, and I wasn't invited...

    You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Forien Objects...

    You have disconnected.

    *P.S. There is no email addy like that. I made it up..

  6. #156
    bluebird14 Guest
    I always end up talking to people from South Korea.

    I want to talk to someone in Austrialia

  7. #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by djdeath-hag View Post
    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: جحد دا داجك كجس كجد

    You: english

    Stranger: no its not

    You: but it sure is pretty

    Stranger: it looks like snakes

    Stranger: and a fence

    You: kinda....it does now that you mention it

    Stranger: everyone else disconnects when I say it

    Stranger: so be happy in the knowledge that you are not a biggot

    You: I guess that I'm just not to easilty run off

    You: No, not at all. I love everyone.

    Stranger: even jews?

    You: Even everyone

    Stranger: but... really even jews?

    You: sure, why not? we are all human beings who deserve respect

    Stranger: jews are the devil

    Stranger: my mum was killed by the israelis

    You: I'm sorry for your loss....yet I wouldn't blame an entire race of people

    Stranger: they hate us

    Stranger: I don't see why it shouldn't be reciprocated

    You: I suppose that they probably don't all hate you but if it makes you feel better to hate, who am I to say?

    Stranger: actually I prefer to eat cheese cake than hate

    Stranger: but who doesn't

    You: perhaps those who are lactose intolerant. I'm glad that we found some common ground. cheesecake is great.

    Stranger: I think it could be the key to peace in the middle east

    You: Would you allow all to have cheesecake, even Jews?

    Stranger: as long as they didn't try to jew us

    You: Well, if they are too busy enjoying their cheesecake, I doubt that they'd do that.

    Stranger: except the ones that are lactose intollerant

    Stranger: maybe they would be more hate filled

    Stranger: seeing everyone enjoying their cheesecake

    You: we could offer them some sort of dessert alternative.

    Stranger: there is no alternative to cheesecake!

    You: maybe they could have jello instead....it is not cheesecake but it is dessert

    Stranger: its dissapointing though, it looks much nicer than it is

    You: true or we could offer a dish of fresh fruit

    Stranger: have you ever been to oman? we have a special delicacy cheesecake made from goats cheese and powdered clam

    You: Never been to Oman.....goat cheese sounds great. I'm allergic to powdered clams

    Stranger: well its not very nice anyway

    You: Maybe if it were dressed up with powdered pork rinds

    Stranger: are you crazy

    You: possibly

    Stranger: you say you respect all people yet suggest we have PORK

    You: no, I suggested that we offer the lactose intolerant jews pork

    Stranger: well that would not create peace

    Stranger: the dirty jews cannot eat pork either

    Stranger: I suppose we agree on somethings

    You: see there, you have some common ground already!

    Stranger: common pork-free ground

    You: it is a good starting point!

    You: next step, you could go out & hug a Jew

    You: or marry one

    You: for Jesus
    Awesome! Dennis is The Queen of Omegle!
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

  8. #158
    TallulahDahling Guest
    Too damned funny, dahling---Thanks--was having a hard time waking up! LOL
    Chunky peanut butter--LMAO!


    Quote Originally Posted by dovescry1999 View Post
    Either this guy was really lonely, or I really have no life...

    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi
    You: SHHHHHHHH!!!!

    Stranger: asl

    You: they can hear you...

    Stranger: *whispers* ok, sorry

    Stranger: I'll try to keep my clicking down

    You: What you wearing ?

    Stranger: not much. what are you wearing

    You: sweaty overalls...

    Stranger: why are they sweaty?

    You: just had an intense workout...

    Stranger: in overalls

    You: it takes a lot out of me to walk up 6 stairs...

    Stranger: are you a big person?

    You: had to go to the Ice Cream shop...

    You: No, I'm not big...

    Stranger: ahah ice cream shop

    You: just under 420 pounds

    Stranger: thta's not big

    You: I know. That's what I keep telling the people who replace my toilet...

    Stranger: hahah

    You: Ever had to have cracked porcelin picked from your backside ?

    You: Most interesting sexual experience I have ever had...

    Stranger: haha

    Stranger: you're funnt

    Stranger: funny too

    You: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!THEY CAN HEAR YOU!!!

    You: ICH?

    You: yep...

    You: is that you, Ich ?

    Stranger: yes, it is myself

    You: . Prove it. Where did I meet you ?

    You: Who is Scott ?

    You: How many loaf=ves of bread can I benchpress ?

    Stranger: we met on the moon and scott is our alien daughter that has been birthed by a cow. you can bench press 0 loaves of bread because you eat them

    You: Can I spread Chunky Peanut Butter on you ?

    Stranger: sure, you can do whatever you like with your peanut butter

    You: Then, slow roast you over an open fire, until you are just crispy enough to crunch when I bite into you ?

    You: Damn, I'm hungry...

    Stranger: as long as you put mustard on my carred remains

    You: I love mustard !

    You: I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack of Slim Fast...

    You: Now I have the trots...

    You: Be right back...

    You: I'm back...

    Stranger: welcome back

    You: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight ?

    Stranger: nope

    You: Why can't I quit you Ennis ?

    Stranger: but I'l be right back, I gotta make myself cum

    You: Can I watch?

    You: Cum numbs my lips, so I don't swallow...

    You: Inless it taste like Chicken...

    You: Damn I'm hungry...

    Stranger: cum taht tastes like chicken? now that is cum taht I couild stmach

    Stranger: seriously, brb, gotta make myself cum

    You: I ask you if I could watch...

    You: Can I ?

    Stranger: asl first

    You: What color is your toilet paper ?

    You: 29/f/Texas

    Stranger: msn adress?

    You: www.tocatchapredator.com/msnbc

    Stranger: that's a website goofy

    You: I know...you're gonna get me thrownin jail...

    You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Jail............

    Stranger: they have good pancakes in tehre

    You: Damnit to Hell...I'm Hungry!!!!

    You: How do you know this ?

    Stranger: my uncle

    You: Pirst, you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...

    Stranger: if you really want to watch me cum, then I need your msn adress so I can add you

    You: NEALY O'HARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: O.k. Why not just give me yours ?

    You: I'll bring my pink panties...

    Stranger: you want to see or not? lol

    You: You and I must make a pact,,,We must bring Salvation back, where there is love...I'll be there...

    Stranger: where there is a couple trying hard to buy smokes in the rain, we'll be there

    You: It's frinday. What in Blue Blazes are you doing at home, anyway ?

    You: Friday...

    You: DAMN I'M HUNGRY...

    You: Do you like Pina Coladas ?

    Stranger: ok, pact made. what's your msn

    Stranger: no

    You: Getting caught in the rain ?

    Stranger: YES!

    You: If you're not into helath food, and you have half a brain ?

    You: I fyou like making love at midnight...Wait...

    You: My tooth is picking AM Radio signals...

    Stranger: I'm assuming you don't want to watch me

    Stranger: lol

    You: Yeah, I do...But why do I have to give you my MSN ? Why can't you give me yours ?

    Stranger: lol what's the diff. just giv eme your msn and I'll add you. aha why you so secretive? lol

    You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    You: The Warden is coming...

    You: wait...hide under the mattress...

    Stranger: you better hurry if you wanna see this, because I'm jerking while I'm talking to you, and I'm getting close to cumming

    You: Yes sir...No , no one is in here...Why are pulling out that gun ?

    You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You: don't cum yet...

    You: Selfish

    Stranger: msn?

    You: brwngirl4u@hotmail.com*

    You: You Happy ?

    You: Now they are lining up to start the friday night gangrape, and I wasn't invited...

    You: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Forien Objects...

    You have disconnected.

    *P.S. There is no email addy like that. I made it up..

  9. #159
    TallulahDahling Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by dovescry1999 View Post
    Leave it to FAD to start me on a laugh tangent that won't stop...
    Took me 15 minutes to get this out of my head long enough to type. You are a truly twisted Friend of Mine, Honey !!!
    Smooches!!
    Thanks dahling--I like to make people smile and spew liquids on to their screens. It's a subtle talent that I don't advertise very often

  10. #160
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    I'm addicted to that chat thing now thanks itch!!! lol

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  13. #161
    Lita Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by dovescry1999 View Post
    *P.S. There is no email addy like that. I made it up..
    Some poor random shmo is getting emails from this person asking to be added to MSN so they can watch him cum lol.

  14. #162
    DisneyStacy Guest
    Okay, this is kinda fun. I am not much into chatting, but I gave it a shot and here are the results:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: Hey.

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Minnesota USA

    You: You?

    Stranger: im aussie

    You: Cool beans.

    Stranger: did u know that in australia we eat poo?

    You: No I didn't but that sounds pretty gross.

    Stranger: no, its delicious

    You: Do you saute it or add any seasoning first, or just pop it in as is.

    Stranger: i like to add anul juice dressing

    You: That sounds kind of redudant.

    Stranger: no way! u should try it before u make judgements

    You: Like pouring orange juice on an orange, ya know?

    Stranger: nah

    Stranger: it adds extra flavour

    Stranger: what thinks do u americans eat?

    Stranger: things*

    You: Typically not shit, but then again thanks to the interwebs I have seen some crazy stuff.

    You: Burgers, pizza, mexican food.

    Stranger: ewww!

    Stranger: poo is much better

    You: Yeah, I'll bet.

    Stranger: maybe if u added some anul juice to the pizza it would taste nicer...

    You: Pizza tends to cause excess anal juice.

    Stranger: i wear fart perfume

    You: So is this a hobby of yours? Making up random bullshit?

    Stranger: yes lol

    You: lol

    You: At least you're honest

    You: Sort of

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  15. #163
    bluebird14 Guest
    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: TELL THEM THEIR PILLAR OF FAITH HAS ASCENDED

    Stranger: IT'S TIME NOW

    You: fantastic

    Stranger: MY TIME NOW

    You: I'll get right on it

    Stranger: give me my

    Stranger: give me my wings

    You: who am I telling this to?

    Stranger: HEY

    Stranger: Don't end your sentences with prepositions.

    You: Arent your wings at the dry cleaners this week?

    Stranger: "To whom am I telling this"

    You: I should leave you a reminder to pick them up sometime on monday

    Stranger: That would be the correct way to say it.

    You: Oh, I thought we were rambling on about faith

    Stranger: naw

    You: so whats up?

    You: you're a little nutty arent you? Its cool. I'm nutty too

    Stranger: Nutter butter

    Stranger: kinda disgusting shit

    You: I think the cookies are quite good actually

    Stranger: you can gfu

    You: what is gfu?

    Stranger: Gfu.

    You: that doesnt sound pleasant

    Stranger: Some indian god, I think

    You: last I checked, I wasnt an indian god

    Stranger: You should look into checking mroe frequently.

    Stranger: more*

    You: I just checked like five minutes ago

    Stranger: Yeah

    Stranger: No.

    You: I'm just a girl

    Stranger: More often.

    You: not an indian god

    Stranger: MORE.

    Stranger: OFTEN.

    You: just checked

    You: still not an indian god

    Stranger: You totally expected me to be like: "OMG GIRL ON THE INTERNET I WANTS HER VAGINA"

    Stranger: but I didn't

    Stranger: gfu

    You: LMAO

    You: no i really didnt

    Stranger: Uh huh

    Stranger: They never do.

    Stranger: Bitch.

    Stranger: Maybe I'm a girl.

    Stranger: Maybe I'm gay.

    You: whoa, why are you calling me a bitch

    Stranger: Maybe I'm a lesbian.

    Stranger: With a penis

    You: whatever you are, thats cool

    Stranger: To make things interesting.

    You: I dont have issues against anyone

    Stranger: No one ever does.

    Stranger: KKK

    Stranger: Misunderstood

    You: and if you were a lesbian with a penis, you'd be transgender

    You: silly

    Stranger: They're just trying to preserve their "natural heritage"

    You: now you scare me with the kkk stuff

    Stranger: Why?

    Stranger: You black?

    You: I'm Puerto Rican

    Stranger: Jew?

    Stranger: Hah

    Stranger: even worse

    Stranger: they would eat you

    Stranger: and your future children

    You: I could cut them first

    Stranger: or present children

    Stranger: Hell if I know

    You: I dont have kids

    Stranger: YET

    You: but if anyone ever messed with them, I would totally cut a bitch

    Stranger: Some body tried to break into my truck the other day.

    You: I'm sorry to hear that

    Stranger: It was a long-legged, pissed-off Puerto Rican.

    You: you stole that from tourettes guy

    Stranger: fuck

    Stranger: nope

    You: yes

    Stranger: They stole that shit from me

    Stranger: When I first saw that video

    You: no, the tourettes guy is dead

    Stranger: I was like:

    Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK

    Stranger: HEY

    Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

    Stranger: HEY

    Stranger: MOM

    Stranger: COME IN HERE

    Stranger: LOOK AT THIS SHIT

    Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

    Stranger: Oh, hold on

    You: You live with your mom? Thats funny

    Stranger: lemme rewind it

    Stranger: just

    Stranger: just a sec

    Stranger: fuck

    Stranger: this fucking computer is so slow

    Stranger: ok

    Stranger: watch

    Stranger: riiiiight

    Stranger: right now

    Stranger: RIGHT THERE

    Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK

    Stranger: DID YOU HEAR THAT SHIT

    You: well that is some reaction

    Stranger: THIS IS BULLSHIT

    Stranger: What?

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: They stole that

    Stranger: NO!

    You: so are you really a racist?

    Stranger: They stole that from me

    Stranger: I was fucking-

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: fuck mom

    Stranger: just go away

    Stranger: fuck

    Stranger: No!

    You: well that guy is dead, so I guess you win in the long run

    Stranger: It's nothing

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: just go

    Stranger: NEVERMIND

    Stranger: FUCK

    You: I think your mom needs to give you a hug

    Stranger: That's what I was like

    Stranger: hugs are for lesbians

    Stranger: kind of

    Stranger: Moreso for the cameramen

    You: then what is left for bisexuals to do?

    Stranger: Be awkward at coed gatherings.

    You: Thats a good answer

    Stranger: I know.

    You: so, are you really racist?

    Stranger: Hah

    You: that KKK stuff made me want to cry

    Stranger: maybe

    Stranger: maybe not

    Stranger: god bless anonymity

    Stranger: except maybe I don't believe in god

    Stranger: maybe I do

    Stranger: maybe I'm just a machine

    You: maybe you are god

    Stranger: maybe I'm an FBI agent

    If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

    Stranger: IT MAY HAVE SAID

    Stranger: That I didn't report you

    Stranger: But I did

    You: LMAO for what?

    Stranger: Being

    Stranger: Too damn Puerto Rican

    You: you just cant report a person for being puerto rican

    Stranger: I can hear your accent through the text

    Stranger: it's silly

    You: LOL thats cold

    Stranger: I SCOFF AT THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT CHANGE

    You: I dont have an accent

    You: but my parents do.

    Stranger: lies

    You: its cute

    Stranger: lies

    Stranger: It's infuriating.

    Stranger: Admit it.

    You: I dont have to lie

    Stranger: You know it to be truths.

    You: for serious

    You: I dont have an accent

    Stranger: Sure

    Stranger: No one does

    You: do you have an accent?

    Stranger: accents are a myth

    Stranger: I'm Americans.

    You: so am I

    Stranger: Conviniently the only race without an accent.

    You: LMAO

    You: americans isnt a race

    Stranger: No

    Stranger: It is

    Stranger: They come from America

    You: I like you

    Stranger: The real america

    You: you're funny

    Stranger: not that fake central or southern shit

    Stranger: Whoever told them they were in America was drunk.

    Stranger: America told Canada where it was.

    Stranger: In Canada.

    You: Canada is fun

    Stranger: Not Upper America or some shit.

    Stranger: Canada.

    You: its a fun place

    You: Toronto has snow

    Stranger: Until it gets taken over by the first country who finds a feasable use for it.

    You: we both know canada is useless

    Stranger: Everyone knows that.

    Stranger: Common knowledge.

    You: exactly

    Stranger: Canadians know that.

    Stranger: But they're too stoned off their asses to care.

    You: really? I just thought they were nice people

    You: I didnt know they were stoned

    Stranger: 24/7

    You: See, with you I learn new things

    Stranger: That was a very Jewish way of saying that.

    Stranger: Puerto-Jew

    Stranger: You must look ridiculous with that afro.

    You: nope, I'm totally catholic

    You: and I dont have an afro

    Stranger: Yet.

    Stranger: And that beard.

    Stranger: Ew

    You: Nah, I have awesome hair

    Stranger: And the curly sideburn-esque deals

    You: I dont do that

    Stranger: And the cheap looks-like-grandma-made-it drink coaster hat thing.

    You: you are nutty

    You: its called a yamica or something

    Stranger: You watch your damn mouth.

    You: you shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

    You: lol just kidding

    Stranger: Damn right you are.

    Stranger: I'll get the belt.

    You: what for?

    You: I dont do the whole autoerotic exphiciation thing

  16. #164
    TallulahDahling Guest
    Whoah, Bluebird--that was intense. I need a xanax after reading that one, dahling!
    Bravo!

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    I think some people take the random part too seriously.
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    These conversations are hilarious!

  20. #167
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Trim View Post
    I think some people take the random part too seriously.

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    Video chat with a random stranger: http://serendipitouschat.com/
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    Here's another one for random Video chat. Be careful though. You get connected with a lot guys with there manhood in their hands.

    http://chatroulette.com/

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  23. #170
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    Will never chat with a stranger...but I can see the kicks you are all getting. My luck: Serial Killer Male Rapist on the other end...

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    Was it something I said???

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Looking for a young girl with huge boobs

    You: I'm an old girl with huge boobs

    You: Welll.. is 37 old?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Many years ago I was in Manhattan and I struck up a conversation with a stranger and she was so nice.
    We started talking about the Mayor (Kotch) and I asked her where Gracie Mansion was and this really kind and gentle woman looks at me and screams "WHAT ARE YOU FROM FUCKIN ALASKA?" And she just stormed off leaving me with my mouth wide open.
    Ah yes wlecome to the city.
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  26. #173
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    Made my day (night, actually, but who cares?)

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I'm the Muffin man. fear my powers
    You: wow
    You: I'm scared
    Stranger: yeah, you are.
    Stranger: you better be.
    You: don't hurt me with your mighty muffin
    Stranger: I won't.
    Stranger: I just wanted u to be scared
    Stranger: of me.
    Stranger: I'm not that agressive.
    You: you like girls scared?
    Stranger: are u a girl? .. I like scared people. just that.
    You: wait, I'll take a look
    Stranger: but actually I'm a peacefull muffin man. don't tell anyone.
    You: yes, I am a girl
    Stranger: OH
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: you'r cool.
    You: I love muffin men
    Stranger: really? that's nice.
    You: but your secret is safe in my hands
    Stranger: thanks. I appreciate it.
    You: you're welcome
    Stranger: how old r u stange girl?
    Stranger: *strange
    You: a quarter of the century has passed since I've seen this world for the fist time
    You: oh, s*it, fiRst time
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: so.. I'll tell u one more secret
    Stranger: I'm actually Nick Jonas' muffin man.
    You: noooooo, don't scare me so much!
    Stranger: I'm not scaring u.. I'm just saying the truth.. TRUTH HURTS.
    You: ouch
    Stranger: yeah.
    Stranger: so .. as I see u don't like Nicholas Jonas.
    You: I don't like any Jonas
    Stranger: why not.
    You: I like muffins
    Stranger: I already know that. but why you don't like any Jonas.. not even the little one? not even the dad? not even the bodyguard?
    You: Jonas are so sweet it makes my teeth hurt
    Stranger: u like agressive muffins?
    You: but u r not agressive, r u?
    Stranger: no, I'm not.
    You: that's goog
    You: good
    Stranger: but I can be if u want. rawr. LOL
    Stranger: JK.
    You: wow, u make me longing for some BIG BIG BIG muffin
    Stranger: I'm a big muffin.
    Stranger: wait, have u already met me?
    You: why do you think so?
    Stranger: cuz u'r kinda describing myself.
    Stranger: u know I'm big.
    Stranger: u know I'm not agressive.
    You: I'm psychic. Call me Sybilla...
    You: jk
    You: :_D
    Stranger: wow. THAT IS SO COOL.
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: dammit. I almost believe u
    You: yeah, I'm pretty convincing
    Stranger: yeaah. so.. I'm gonna be direct. do u wanna be my muffin girl or what?
    Stranger: u know what they say.. I know u want me.. you know I wantcha
    You: wow, this is an offer that cannot be turned down
    Stranger: just answer.
    You: yeah, I wanna be your muffin girl
    Stranger: great.
    You: will we spend all night making muffins?
    Stranger: YEEEAH of course we will.
    You: omg my dreams are coming true!
    Stranger: so u better bring everything u need.
    Stranger: dreams DO come true muffin girl.. if they don't, disney wouldn't exist.
    You: I have a pretty hot oven to bake in, should I bring?
    Stranger: yeeah.. it better be really hot.
    Stranger: so.. I'll be direct again. I want u, muffing girl, in my kitchen.. with ur hot oven.. in 5 minutes. k? I'll be waiting.

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    Man, why do you get the cool people? I always get the pervs wanting to see my boobs and wanting to know if I like cock.*

    *I told them that roosters were awesome and that I decorated my kitchen with them. He disconnected after that...
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    I sure have a way with the guys...


    You: Hey

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: you look great

    You: er..thanks

    Stranger: no problem

    Stranger: wanna make out?

    You: That depends

    Stranger: on what exactly?

    You: I only like chickens

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    I've tried the http://chatroulette.com/ thing a few times. About 99% of the people I get connected to are guys with their dicks in their hands. Most of the women click off as soon as my face comes up.
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    These were funny. I tried it again just now and it just seems boring.
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    Since this thread started I've checked out some of these sites. Chatroulett seems to have a lot less naked guys but Omegle is full of them. almost never see women there, so all the guy may be masturbating to each other.
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  33. #180
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    Well, I tried the chatroulette but I disconnected my webcam (i'm not comfortable showing myself) so I just watched as my screen switched from person to person. It was all quite entertaining, but the best was watching someone snort a line of coke.

  34. #181
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    WOW! Tried the Omegle site. Nothing but a bunch of horny males on there. I clicked off the site after 5 of them. Yeesh!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CORONERGAL View Post
    WOW! Tried the Omegle site. Nothing but a bunch of horny males on there. I clicked off the site after 5 of them. Yeesh!!
    That's what Chatroulette use to be like.
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  36. #183
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    I kept getting 19 year old virgins with really atrocious grammar. I'm a grammar nazi so that turned me off

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hii 18, jess.female and you??? =)

    Stranger: bleeh omegle is gettin pretty boring...

    You:
    50/male

    Stranger:
    hmmph, do you want to talk on webcam?

    You: I don't have a webcam

    Stranger:
    ok, so hmmm this might sound a bit weird for you but

    Stranger: I would like if you can verify for me first

    You:
    my age or my sex?

    Stranger:
    just hop on here and age verify http://wowurl.com/11r0t
    it's free. you don't seem like lying, but I can't be too careful. but, when you get done, my webcam and my fb/skype is there.

    Stranger: I need you to as we might get the itch and I won't strip to someone i don't trust

    You: It says talk to strangers, not strip to strangers

    You: Again don't have a cam anyway

    Stranger: done?

    You: Medium rare

    Stranger: did you verify?

    You:
    Verify what?

    Stranger: as u'll get my webcam info. after verify, just message me... i g2g now, byeeee!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: 50/male

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  39. #186
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    ger: HiYou: hi

    You: asl

    Stranger: 18 Male USa

    You: 37 f usa

    Stranger: Really 37?

    You: yes

    Stranger: I can't say that I've met many people over the age of 20 on here

    You: haha

    You: really?

    Stranger: Yep

    Stranger: Usually they say 20 and what not

    You: just for fun

    Stranger: Then again they could be lying

    You: no, 37

    Stranger: I wasn't saying you were lying :P

    You: 1974

    You: haha

    Stranger: So what drove you to get on omegle?

    You: saw it on one of my websites i go on and thought i'd cheack it out for fun, what do people do on here?

    Stranger: Um alot of people here use it for cyber sex to put it bluntly

    You: lol,i'm not looking for that

    Stranger: Alot not everyone

    Stranger: Really I'm just trying to find someone to talk to

    You: so what do you do?

    Stranger: For a job?

    You: sure

    Stranger: I'm just cashier for now

    You: i'm a roofer and a widow w/ children

    Stranger: Roofer?

    You: roofing company

    Stranger: Ah

    Stranger: that sounds hard

    You: it is but it pays the bills

    Stranger: Mmm I see

    Stranger: Currently I'm in college

    You: what are you going for?

    Stranger: Studying Film

    You: ahhh good

    Stranger: I love it

    Stranger: Oh so much

    You: sounds good

    You: my name is lisa, i g2g, up @ 4 am.... i was nice talking to you

    Stranger: Do you have to?

    You: yeah kids get up early for school'

    Stranger: Lisa keep on truckin

    Stranger: Also

    Stranger: You're probably hot

    Stranger: Cause instantly we would assume you are a milf

    You: lol, google olivia newton john, i look like a younger version of her

    Stranger: That is indeed what we call a milf

    You: like from grease

    You: haha i've been called a milf before

    Stranger: Are you aware of it is?

    You: yes lol

    Stranger: How do you feel about that?

    You: mmmm i dunno, flattered

    You: i see your getting turned on

    Stranger: Haha well yeah

    You: i'm sorry but i have to call it a night

    Stranger: Well I'll be thinking of milfs tonight :P

    You: haha, good night

    Stranger: Night Milf Lisa


    this was mine lol xanax is kicking in i didn't know what was getting into!! lmao.....dumb blond

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddyhollylover View Post
    ger: HiYou: hi

    You: asl

    Stranger: 18 Male USa

    You: 37 f usa

    Stranger: Really 37?

    You: yes

    Stranger: I can't say that I've met many people over the age of 20 on here

    You: haha

    You: really?

    Stranger: Yep

    Stranger: Usually they say 20 and what not

    You: just for fun

    Stranger: Then again they could be lying

    You: no, 37

    Stranger: I wasn't saying you were lying :P

    You: 1974

    You: haha

    Stranger: So what drove you to get on omegle?

    You: saw it on one of my websites i go on and thought i'd cheack it out for fun, what do people do on here?

    Stranger: Um alot of people here use it for cyber sex to put it bluntly

    You: lol,i'm not looking for that

    Stranger: Alot not everyone

    Stranger: Really I'm just trying to find someone to talk to

    You: so what do you do?

    Stranger: For a job?

    You: sure

    Stranger: I'm just cashier for now

    You: i'm a roofer and a widow w/ children

    Stranger: Roofer?

    You: roofing company

    Stranger: Ah

    Stranger: that sounds hard

    You: it is but it pays the bills

    Stranger: Mmm I see

    Stranger: Currently I'm in college

    You: what are you going for?

    Stranger: Studying Film

    You: ahhh good

    Stranger: I love it

    Stranger: Oh so much

    You: sounds good

    You: my name is lisa, i g2g, up @ 4 am.... i was nice talking to you

    Stranger: Do you have to?

    You: yeah kids get up early for school'

    Stranger: Lisa keep on truckin

    Stranger: Also

    Stranger: You're probably hot

    Stranger: Cause instantly we would assume you are a milf

    You: lol, google olivia newton john, i look like a younger version of her

    Stranger: That is indeed what we call a milf

    You: like from grease

    You: haha i've been called a milf before

    Stranger: Are you aware of it is?

    You: yes lol

    Stranger: How do you feel about that?

    You: mmmm i dunno, flattered

    You: i see your getting turned on

    Stranger: Haha well yeah

    You: i'm sorry but i have to call it a night

    Stranger: Well I'll be thinking of milfs tonight :P

    You: haha, good night

    Stranger: Night Milf Lisa


    this was mine lol xanax is kicking in i didn't know what was getting into!! lmao.....dumb blond
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: im a dude 32

    You: i'm a chick 26

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: what kind of work do you do

    You: I'm a drug dealer

    Stranger: woah

    You: I count pills and get yelled at by old people

    Stranger: well you must be rich

    Stranger: oh youre a pharmacist

    Stranger: well again you must be rich

    Stranger: good job

    Stranger: are you happy

    You: sometimes

    Stranger: married?

    You: nah

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





    ETA: If when you click on the link, you choose to watch in on somebody elses conversation, they allow you to type in a question, and then two strangers answer your questions while you watch.... I am amused
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  42. #189
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: 36/female

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    well ok then!

  43. #190
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Trim View Post
    You really a roofer? My oldest brother was a roofer from the time he got out of the Navy in the mid 50's until he retired.
    i do more tare off and ground work. it sucks but it pays the bills. when i divorced my ex, my typing job flew out the door along w/ him and his mother, gee thanks assholes, had a nice job working from my home for a docter till they done fucked that up. with jobs hard to find, i took a job with my friend who owns his own company, so it works out good. i'm damn sore on days i work though. but i got kids, so what can you do ya know? bust ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddyhollylover View Post
    i do more tare off and ground work. it sucks but it pays the bills. when i divorced my ex, my typing job flew out the door along w/ him and his mother, gee thanks assholes, had a nice job working from my home for a docter till they done fucked that up. with jobs hard to find, i took a job with my friend who owns his own company, so it works out good. i'm damn sore on days i work though. but i got kids, so what can you do ya know? bust ass...
    Good honorable work. You put your kids first. I commend you.
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: howdy

    You: Hellooooooooooooooooo????

    You: Is anyone out there???

    You: OK...I'm leaving...you guys are no fun!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I guess I was boring????
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