You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Minnesota USA
You: You?
Stranger: im aussie
You: Cool beans.
Stranger: did u know that in australia we eat poo?
You: No I didn't but that sounds pretty gross.
Stranger: no, its delicious
You: Do you saute it or add any seasoning first, or just pop it in as is.
Stranger: i like to add anul juice dressing
You: That sounds kind of redudant.
Stranger: no way! u should try it before u make judgements
You: Like pouring orange juice on an orange, ya know?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: it adds extra flavour
Stranger: what thinks do u americans eat?
Stranger: things*
You: Typically not shit, but then again thanks to the interwebs I have seen some crazy stuff.
You: Burgers, pizza, mexican food.
Stranger: ewww!
Stranger: poo is much better
You: Yeah, I'll bet.
Stranger: maybe if u added some anul juice to the pizza it would taste nicer...
You: Pizza tends to cause excess anal juice.
Stranger: i wear fart perfume
You: So is this a hobby of yours? Making up random bullshit?
Stranger: yes lol
You: lol
You: At least you're honest
You: Sort of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.