http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-en...to-orgasm.html
Check out the slideshow at the bottom.
Heres the tv clip.
http://www.afhakers.nl/media.asp?x=11141#afhurl
Death Hag of Legend
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-en...to-orgasm.html
Check out the slideshow at the bottom.
Heres the tv clip.
http://www.afhakers.nl/media.asp?x=11141#afhurl
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Death Hag of Legend
The video shows him fingerfucking his chickens. I wonder if its fingerlicken good?
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
I wonder how he knows chickens even have orgasms? There's no perv like an old perv.
Bet they're happy little cluckers!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That is sooo disgusting but funny. I like the caption under his ex wife who divorced him when he found out he went to nudy beaches...
"My wife was such a prude, wouldn't do the gardening topless even once and drank too much."
Renowned Death Hag
I have now seen it all. Fucking perv ass. He can't finger his wife???? Gnarly dude!!
Renowned Death Hag
This is the Colonel's brother
Omfg! Just the title of the thread had me laughing. Oh I have soooo many dirty comments going thro my head...I just can't pick 1!!!!
Death Hag of Legend
Post em all!Originally Posted by jenna_VonDoom
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Death Hag of Legend
I already said that.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Death Hag of Legend
Looks like hes a vagina man to me. Chicken vagina.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Death Hag of Legend
I wonder what made him think to do this. I wonder why a news show did a segment on him. Regarless of the reasoning we are all better people for it.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
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Set this guy up with Big Bird.
Death Hag Extraordinaire
He has a lot of chooks, wonder if he has a favourite? You know, 'Miss Wednesday Night' or similar.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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I have to admit, this made me sick. Imagine being a chicken, minding your own chicken business and this old fuck comes up and diddles you til you "O". How can he tell if they're in the mood? Does he know if they have a headache or not? What if it's their time of the month or whatever chickens do for that?
I must say, I'm with PETA on this one.
Don't even get me started on that man's shriveled little wrinkled dingleberry. UGH! If I was that bride-to-be, I would not have stopped long enough to pack my bags.
Please, in front of the kids we call him the chicken lover.
Death Hag Extraordinaire
The chooks all want it, just some more than others.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
oooooohhhh myyyyy Gooooddddddd!!!!!!!
Hey, at least he cares enough to give them an O! Chickens get really angry if you just take them to the edge and...uh...so I've read...never mind.
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Yeah, you build up expectation with the chook and you can't get a finger up.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Chicken, the other pink meat.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
THAT should be on a t-shirt!
That is so disgusting! Why would you even do that,omg I don't even know what to say!
Death Hag of Legend
A random finger up the ass or twat never hurt anyone. I'd rather it be Gerard Butler but hey if your a goddamned chicken whats the fucking difference?
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Thats hot!
SPEWWWWWWWWWW......LMFAOOOOOOO....OK, first off I lost it on the thread title.....then when I calmed down enough, I opened the first link and didn`t get any further than the first paragraph before I spewed again......I`m hoping to make it through the whole article and slide-show before the end of the day........best birthday present I could have gotten............
Renowned Death Hag
well...some people have to have a hobby.....
"Go to Heaven for the climate - Hell for the company" - Mark Twain
I gotta stay out of here.......* giggle *
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Does a Brazilian wax work on feathers?
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
........HOLY CHIT.........LMFAOOOOOOO.....* wiping tears from eyes....stay away Molls.....stay away *
Death Hag of Legend
What does a possessed chicken say?
"Pluck Me! Pluck Me!"
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Well, I watched the video, but I really couldn't tell what he was doing... talk about a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am!
Guess I thought there would be more to it.. you know, dinner, candles, rose petals, soft music... lol
Next time my kid orders chicken fingers at a restaurant, I'll probably lose it.
Death Hag of Legend
Use it or lose it.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
And always abuse it.....
Death Hag of Legend
snooze choose blues dues excuse muse news screws ooze
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
That's just all kinds of wrong right there...
WTF?!?!? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Senior Death Hag
Cockadoodle-do-do
or Cockadoodle NO-NO
Renowned Death Hag
Does Buckethead know about this?
Gives a new meaning to the word "henpecked"?
More like cock-a-doodle-DON'T
What a motherclucker!
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Cockadoodle do, any cock 'll do,
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
Renowned Death Hag
Wonder what a chicken would do if it got "the shocker?"
T-shirt gold
PETA Attempts To Make Fish More Adorable
"Sea kittens" is the new term being used by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, for the creatures they believe are in dire need of an image makeover: fish."PETA thought that by renaming fish sea kittens, compassionate people who would never dream of hurting a dog or a cat might extend that sympathy to fish, or sea kittens," PETA campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne says.
Byrne says that rebranding fish as sea kittens was obvious.
"Fish not only have the same ability to feel pain as a dog or a cat, but they also communicate with one another," she says. "They have complex social interactions; they form bonds; they express affection by gently rubbing against one another."
The PETA campaign boasts a colorful, interactive Web site aimed at children and their parents. It offers sea kitten bedtime stories and a design-your-own sea kitten in hopes it will build compassion in families.
"Most parents would never dream of spending a weekend torturing kittens for fun with their families, but hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car," Byrne says.
Alaskan Resistance
PETA has so far only promoted the campaign in North Carolina but plans to take it nationwide, even to Alaska ?? a state where fishing is both a source of recreation and many families' livelihoods.
In the small fishing town of Unalaska, population just under 4,000, some people see the campaign differently.
"I don't see fish as sea kittens; I see them as food," says 12-year-old Chastity Haskins.
Haskins is looking at the PETA site with her friend, Harmony Wayner, 11.
"It just doesn't look right," Harmony says. Harmony, the fourth generation of a commercial fishing family, looks at the cartoon fish and reads through the information on the site. "They say that they're intelligent, but they're not really," Harmony says. "They have tiny, tiny little brains. Very miniature."
The girls also take issue with the claims that sea kittens are unhealthy to eat.
"They only talk about farm fish ?? it's not wild Alaskan, which is very good for you," Harmony says.
Sea-Kitten-Friendly Environments
"I don't understand how it makes sense," says fisheries observer Mary Powers, who works on fishing boats to collect data on the catches. She thinks the campaign, which encourages people to petition the Fish and Wildlife Service to stop the hunting of sea kittens, is misguided. "It seems like it's discouraging Americans to buy our product, which I think is unpatriotic."
But Byrne says that even if people lose jobs in the fishing industry through the success of the campaign, they could find work in more sea-kitten-friendly environments.
"So as there is less of a demand for foods like fish, there is more of a demand for other foods, and jobs open up in those industries," Byrne says.
National Marine Fisheries Service management biologist Brian Dixon doesn't see the change coming anytime soon.
"Well, it may raise some money for PETA, but I don't think it'll change the way we manage the fisheries," Dixon says. "I think I may eat some sea kittens tonight."
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