This isn't so much not safe for work. It's just not safe for anything really.
My apologies in advance.
What the fuck!?
Renowned Death Hag
This isn't so much not safe for work. It's just not safe for anything really.
My apologies in advance.
What the fuck!?
Wow ... I don't know what hurts more, my ears or my eyes!!!
Renowned Death Hag
Who r they?? Please get rid of that noise and them.......yuck!!!
Wow, think I'll buy it at the closest Shit-Mart!
Renowned Death Hag
Eyes down, legs together for a full house. Wanna share something that makes you laugh?
The World's greatest magician
Oh, all right:Originally Posted by W Axl Rose
http://bl.net/forwards/cybersex.html
So-called "Cybersex" gone horribly awry: "I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart..."
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is hilarious to me. My brother showed me this and it's a classic! Weird, scary, and funny!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNktI3AF4Q
Haha.
I know the guy who makes those cartoons, he lives near me in Hull.
His name is David Firth and you can find his website here...
Regardé : http://www.fat-pie.com/
Senior Death Hag
I always loved this...
http://www.youtube.com/v/6exm2Hi28Xw&rel=1"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ~smoochies~
I love this:
http://www.fat-pie.com/salad7.htm
hahahaha OMG that was so funny!!!!!
"OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing."
"my weiner all floppy"
Thanks for the link!! This guy has a great dark humor!
As long as we're sharing fun faves....check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grGrN_nuWg8
hahah this is good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sLdvL7X_BQ
I loooooove this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUWLpWVeI5Q
Not a video but if you have ever been drunk very funny.
5 Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
Renowned Death Hag
i should've known a vid posted by you would require age verification
in the meantime.....here's Hitler busting some moves
Renowned Death Hag
This is pretty cool too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEWx_a4M298
Renowned Death Hag
Would you rather be in the cold or the heat?
COLD!
Heat all the way!
I like colder climates....one can always add more layers of clothes. But here in "God's Waiting Room", the land of the over-fed & mostly dead....during our 8 months of summer, you can only remove so much before you find yourself house-bound, sweating & praying that the electric bill will be less than the mortgage. BUT...we don't have to shovel snow or drive on ice.
heat
Freeeze baby!
-Morbid1
Senior Death Hag
Cold!
â??If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.â? - Michael Jackson
cold! i like to be freezing and have a million blankets when i'm sleeping. i always open my window just the tiniest bit in the winter. and, you can only take so much off in the heat. i can take about 15 minutes of heat and i've had enough. i hate being sweaty and gross. i also would hate being freezing if i didnt have blankets or a few layers of clothes. but i like all the cool jackets and scarves and all the other contraptions people have come up with to keep warm!
Heat!
Death Hag Extraordinaire
heat
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
Renowned Death Hag
Cold.
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
Cold, I can put layers on by I can only take so many off.
I would have to say heat but not too hot, I like 70 degrees just fine, my brother lives in Florida and I am from Minnesota the first time I went to see him in Orlando it was in the month of March the temp there was around 69 to 72 degrees I wore shorts outside and Floridians looked at me like I was nuts! Walking past some people I heard them say "Oh look she must be a yankee she is wearing shorts and has no tan!" HA HA!
Now that I no longer have to wear pantyhose, either cold or heat is fine by me. This is Wisconsin anyway. Our motto is "if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes."
As a side note, I was pawing through some of my things the other day, gathering items for a rummage sale in May (I like to plan ahead,) and when I opened my pantyhose drawer, a moth flew out.
The hotter the better....
Cold, heat gives me migraines!!!
heat. I hate the cold.
cold
i can put more on but who the hell would wanna see me take it off
Heat! I love it when it's hot and muggy.
There are only two senseless anythings. A senseless death and a senseless child abuse
Death can make sense, but child abuse is forever senseless.
I have to politely disagree with you Harry. Here in Alabama, we quite a few senseless deaths. They are usually preceeded by the statements:
"Here, Hold my beer"
"Hey Ya'all watch this!"
Oh yes, death can be senseless, as you say, but it can also make sense. The cancer patient, in the last stages, being quietly allowed to pass.
Both are not true of child abuse.
Renowned Death Hag
Heat..I miss Phoenix!!!! Wahhhh!!!!! It snowed here today!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
Death Hag Extraordinaire
COLD!
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Phoenix rules! Give me that 115 for 4 months. One look outside at this ice and that's all it takes.
I hate when you cut a fart and come up mud
I perfer the cold I guess.Well not really cold 50 degree's is comfortable.
Renowned Death Hag
heat
Heat! Can't tolerate being cold. Love Chicago..but the whole 40 below with the wind chill factor off the lake almost made my nose freeze off and drop off my face.
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