Shit or go Blind! Wood alcohol and prune juice.
Shit or go Blind! Wood alcohol and prune juice.
Hmm how about Long Island Iced Tea Totaller?
vodka, rum, tequila, gin, triple sec, a dash of cola, a twist of lime, & a hint of arsenic.
Sex in the Morgue:
Vodka
Peach Schnapps
Cranberry Juice
Antifreeze
A Revenge
Swimmers - Sperm
Cup
Joe - Coffee
to heck with the coffee, if the bartender is hot......I'll get it myself! LOL
Cyanide and grape Flavor aid......ooops sorry.......a certain Reverend JJ has already tried that one.
grapefruit juice, merishino cherrys, sprite, and a squirt of liquid insecticide
The Politician
Bull shit
Ben Gay
Old Crow
That has got to be the most wretched looking Tater Salad... even I found it vile. Glad I could make you puke though... sorry for the mess
This is about death and gore but there has to be a line. To quote a line from the Hollywood Knights "This shit is wayyyyy ota line". That is beyond gore.
Perhaps potato salad just doesn't photograph well? LET'S MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT!!!
Crash Landing
Two pilots
4 Flight attendants
1 bottle of jack Daniels
7 up
2 cubes sugar
Warning you may come down kind a fast
Last edited by onehunglow; 11-01-2007 at 07:51 AM.
The drink: Blow hard
2 Ounces of Coffee
2 Ounces kahlua
1 Mouthful of swimmers
1 tablespoon Mouth wash
My favorite, a nice Riesling with a shot of blackcherry vodka in it!
The Blow Torch
[SIZE=3]2 ounces of Tabasco sauce[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2 ounces of Ever clear (200 proof alcohol)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Served in one can of baked beans[/SIZE]
Tummy Full
1 cup of jizz
A sprinkle of cinnamon
Add whipped creme (optional)
Top with a cherry
Does anyone give a cup anymore?
THE MEXICAN STAND OFF
1 ounce prune juice
1 ounce Teqkilla
2 ounces Petobismo
[SIZE=3]THE MOMMAS BOY[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2 breasts [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Best served at 98.6[/SIZE]
Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster
Vodka
Rum
Boone's Farm strawberry wine
The contents of two glow sticks
1. Ted Kennedy.
2. Booze.
3. A car.
White Light:
equal parts grain alcohol & bleach.....shaken, not stirred & garnished with a lime-powdered with D-con
THE BACK FIRE
1 ounce diesel fuel
1 ounce white lightning
2 ounce black powder
[SIZE=4]A BLOODY AWFUL[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]1 ounce ketchup[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]2 ounces Vodka [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Served at room temperature [/SIZE]
The Pipe Cleaner
Equal parts of Vodka and Draino