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  1. 11-11-2008, 09:51 AM #1
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    Woman dies after being hit by husband's coffin on the way to cemetery

    SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

    Police say 67-year old Marciana Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

    Barcelos died instantly.

    Her 76-year-old husband Josi Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

    The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0...in_kills_widow
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  2. 11-11-2008, 09:53 AM #2
    Nosgothic Guest
    Wow, how unfortunate.
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  3. 11-11-2008, 09:53 AM #3
    RubySlippers Guest
    what the HELL?! what kind of freak accident...
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  4. 11-11-2008, 09:55 AM #4
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    certainly dying while dancing at a party at 76 is not bad.
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  5. 11-11-2008, 09:56 AM #5
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    I guess the hubby wanted her to come with him
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  6. 11-11-2008, 09:56 AM #6
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    I guess you can take them with you.
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  7. 11-11-2008, 09:57 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    I guess the hubby wanted her to come with him
    yeah... "Judo CHOP!" to the back of the neck.
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  8. 11-11-2008, 09:59 AM #8
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    "Here, you bitch! That's for burying me in a pine coffin instead of oak!"
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  9. 11-11-2008, 10:00 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    I guess the hubby wanted her to come with him
    Yeah, and in a hurry.
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    I guess you can take them with you.
    You think, maybe, yeah?!?!? I know I sure as heck would NOT be wanting my ex coming with me when I die. He made my life miserable during the last few years of our marriage whilst I walked among the living, I sure as heck don't want him anywhere near me when I die. Besides, I'm too stubborn to die. Heaven isn't ready for me, and Hell sure as hell doesn't want me because they're afraid I will take over. I'm just that ornery.
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  10. 11-11-2008, 10:03 AM #10
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    I wonder if they put her in the same casket as him afterward...I mean you have the necessary items and you're already going to the cemetery...just saves some time and money.
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  11. 11-11-2008, 10:03 AM #11
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    bitch i TOLD YOU you are coming with me
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  12. 11-11-2008, 10:05 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShatteredMirror View Post
    "Here, you bitch! That's for burying me in a pine coffin instead of oak!"
    LMAO!!!! Good call...
    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    I wonder if they put her in the same casket as him afterward...I mean you have the necessary items and you're already going to the cemetery...just saves some time and money.
    They might as well. It's a 2 for 1 deal. And it saves cemetary space when you can bury 2 together in the same casket/plot spot. It's where the whole 6 feet under concept came from to begin with ages ago. They're trying to resurrect the plan. In more ways than one apparently.

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    bitch i TOLD YOU you are coming with me
    you guys are hysterical...
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  13. 11-11-2008, 10:17 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Armcast View Post
    I wonder if they put her in the same casket as him afterward...I mean you have the necessary items and you're already going to the cemetery...just saves some time and money.

    You're right. This is just good economics.
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  14. 11-11-2008, 10:22 AM #14
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    damn---
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  15. 11-11-2008, 10:37 AM #15
    Jazbabee Guest
    OMG.....what cruel irony
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  16. 11-11-2008, 12:53 PM #16
    guardmom2008 Guest
    She took him under for so many years, now he says I'm taking you under with me.
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  17. 11-11-2008, 12:56 PM #17
    Tracyb24 Guest
    Now that sounds like some of my luck. Finally get rid of the husband and POWEE! Just kidding I reaaaally Love my husband
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  18. 11-11-2008, 12:59 PM #18
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    That's just my luck...I am all ready to be the merry widow and I'll prolly get hit by a freak ass bolt of lightnin at his funeral...Poor lady...She prolly had a SEXAY pool boy waitin fer her...CRAP!
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  19. 11-11-2008, 01:01 PM #19
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    Now that's what you call a freak accident, shame for the son losing both parents within days
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  20. 11-11-2008, 02:39 PM #20
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    That's the funniest story I've read for ages!
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  21. 11-11-2008, 02:41 PM #21
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    I`m trying sooooooo hard not to giggle......* giggle *
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  22. 11-11-2008, 02:42 PM #22
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    aint life a Bitch!
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  23. 11-11-2008, 05:32 PM #23
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    OMG! What a story! ROFL
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  24. 11-11-2008, 05:38 PM #24
    leeny994 Guest
    ummm oopsies....
    imagine that traffic accident report
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  25. 11-11-2008, 05:47 PM #25
    stranger_than_strange Guest
    I guess seatbelts for coffins will be next on the motor safety list.
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  26. 11-11-2008, 07:28 PM #26
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    Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

    SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

    Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

    Barcelos died instantly.

    Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.


    The driver of the hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.
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  27. 11-11-2008, 08:08 PM #27
    stinkythejokedog Guest
    they should have secured the coffin with Vicks
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  28. 11-11-2008, 08:28 PM #28
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    I have tears in my eyes!

    That's one of those stories which will have me laughing in bed, in the dark, all alone tonight.
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  29. 11-11-2008, 08:36 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by jay View Post
    SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

    Police say 67-year old Marciana Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

    Barcelos died instantly.

    Her 76-year-old husband Josi Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

    The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.


    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0...in_kills_widow
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  30. 11-11-2008, 08:44 PM #30
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    Whoa!
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  31. 11-11-2008, 09:16 PM #31
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    I'm going to hell for laughing
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  32. 11-11-2008, 10:52 PM #32
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    I didn't find it funny but very freaky!
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  33. 11-11-2008, 10:58 PM #33
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    When it's your time to go.......
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  34. 11-12-2008, 06:06 AM #34
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    Wow...
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  35. 11-13-2008, 12:16 AM #35
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    im sorry for the family and i tried hard not to but i gigled
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  36. 11-13-2008, 12:32 AM #36
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    Fate
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  37. 11-14-2008, 02:50 PM #37
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  38. 11-14-2008, 10:06 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by jay View Post
    SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

    Police say 67-year old Marciana Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.

    Barcelos died instantly.

    Her 76-year-old husband Josi Coimbra died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

    The driver of hearse and Barcelos' son suffered minor injuries.

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/0...in_kills_widow
    Don't ya just hate it when that happens?
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  39. 11-15-2008, 04:43 PM #39
    SinKittyVixen Guest
    That just sucks! What a way to go!
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  40. 11-16-2008, 10:15 AM #40
    fultondyke Guest
    Yet another argument for cremation!
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