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Thread: potato salad

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    onehunglow Guest

    potato salad

    I for one say it all the time, but as far as I know I have never eaten shit. Well one time. My Aunt forced potato salad in my mouth and made we swallow it. I chunked her right back.

    Tastes like piss! Well, I got some wet hair sandwich a time or two. I'll take the piss over the potato salad.

    I guess anyone who's been in jail knows what shit taste like. You hear a whole bunch of people all saying "damn! tastes like shit!".

    For the easy listening crowd that is "crap".

    Tune in at 6 for the full story where we will also cover swimmers in the coffee. Fire in the hole! OK before I have to explain go to You Tube and seach fire in the hole. I love it. Some of those assholes deserve it.

    FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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    I believe your hell, Onehung, will be a room and all the potato salad you can eat.


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    SlippyInvader Guest
    MMMMMMM just had a creamy potato salad for lunch.

  4. #4
    onehunglow Guest

    There went breakfast.

    Quote Originally Posted by SlippyInvader View Post
    MMMMMMM just had a creamy potato salad for lunch.
    Damn! And I went to IHOP which is 9 miles away. If I was POW forget the snakes, burning coals, bring that shit near me and you got your intel. I'll even give out your home phone for telemarketers.

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    magblax Guest
    Reminds me of a scene from Pink Flamingos.
    Here's a remake tribute to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKBOdzlsqhI

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    dirttrackdemon3 Guest

    Attack Of The Potato Salad

    LOOK OUT!!! man, u are turning me off the stuff!!! thanks!!

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    Guest Guest
    Why do you pick on me so? LOL what did I do to you? Atleast it wasn't your cup of Joe.

  8. #8
    onehunglow Guest

    If it was you wouldn't warm me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweetsumthin View Post
    Why do you pick on me so? LOL what did I do to you? Atleast it wasn't your cup of Joe.
    Seems like I am getting a anti potato salad club going. Hold the cream

  9. #9
    Guest Guest
    Naw just given ya shit. Continue.

  10. #10
    MorbidMolly Guest
    You are toooooo much....LMAO.....was it German or regular tater salad... .......German tater salad is way too crunchy.....

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    Harry in Connecticut Guest
    I read an interview with a shit eater. They call it 'scat' for some reason.

    He said it tasted like mud.

    Well, you dump shit on a field, next year it's dirt. It rains, you got mud.

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    Dutchess Guest

    Smile Tastes Like Shit

    More potato salad please.
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    Kathyf Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by magblax View Post
    Reminds me of a scene from Pink Flamingos.
    Here's a remake tribute to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKBOdzlsqhI
    One of my all time favorites Mag

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    onehunglow Guest

    That way over the top...............ugh

    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchess View Post
    More potato salad please.
    My God! Have you no remorse! chucks..........

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    Dutchess Guest

    Talking Tastes Like Shit

    Much better with gooey dressing.
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    disco Guest
    I like home made potato salad made by my mama. But that crap they make at the supermarket makes me barf. I saw a lady make it once. She put some nasty half cooked potato cubes in a bowl then poured some nasty yellow sugar sauce from a carton over it. Basically, I stay away from supermarket deli tato macaroni anything.

  17. #17
    Cathy J. Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry in Connecticut View Post
    I read an interview with a shit eater. They call it 'scat' for some reason.

    He said it tasted like mud.

    Well, you dump shit on a field, next year it's dirt. It rains, you got mud.
    For a number of years my sister used to run a video store. For a brief time in their "adult" department they offered scat videos but they were never rented. Piss videos on the other hand were something else.

    BTW..Scat is also a name of a popular carnival ride. A stand-up'er, kind of like the old Round-Up.

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    onehunglow Guest

    Gee I wonder why

    Quote Originally Posted by Cathy J. View Post
    For a number of years my sister used to run a video store. For a brief time in their "adult" department they offered scat videos but they were never rented. Piss videos on the other hand were something else.

    BTW..Scat is also a name of a popular carnival ride. A stand-up'er, kind of like the old Round-Up.
    Not what I'd want to rent. But hey it's their cup of mud.

  19. #19
    onehunglow Guest

    Mud!

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry in Connecticut View Post
    I read an interview with a shit eater. They call it 'scat' for some reason.

    He said it tasted like mud.

    Well, you dump shit on a field, next year it's dirt. It rains, you got mud.
    [SIZE=3]Playing football, Iā??ve tasted a lot of mud. I also changed diapers on all 4 of my kids and 4 grandkids. There is no mud in there. Thatā??s shit and there is no better word to sum it up. Call it poop or poo or a rose but it is still shit. [/SIZE]

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