lol@bigfoot
Well they say love is blind. I am thinking four quarts of Jack Daniels blind in this case.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
Jesus, you guys are funny. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! Even my husband had to come in here to see this thread because he was curious as to why I was braying like a mule. Oh, wait.......................
I just think Annie has a thing for carrots!
I'm hot for big gums, actually.
And fat cheeks.
the happily married couple in a few years...
Chaka LMFAO she does look like him!
They just said on the radio that he was supposedly a VIRGIN!!!
Not really that big a secret if you know where to look...
http://www.accessclarkcounty.com/rec...arch_aspx.html
A lot of celebs get married here, so you can look 'em up. It says a Gary Wayne Coleman married Laronda something-or-other back in 1994. I wonder if this is the same Gary.
I am having midgit porn w/ animals running threw my brain right now.
Aaaaw I missed them on GMA this morning. I agree with whoever said there's a reality show coming. "Old MacDonald" or something?
E-i-e-i-no!!!!
Um, yeah, I'm predicting they will divorce soon.
The D word? Never! Whatchoo talkin bout MJD?? They are in love!
Is Danny gay?
......or just desperate?
Everytime i see Pinyon's name I can't help but giggle. Made his place in history at the end of a horses dong. Who knows, maybe Gary's nickname is tripod.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
O yeah, that's a given I agree. In the past couple of days, I've been getting the Herve Villachaize's wife-vibe from her. Man I hope there was a prenup. I think Gary was finally coming up for air after all the financial woes, he's been hitting the reality VH1 shows often. I'd like to see him hang on to what little he's got left. And no, I'm not talking about his pee-pee (Or Danny Bonaduce's )
Now when Corey Feldmen asked for a prenup with his wife whatsherface on VH1, that shit had me LOLROFLMFAO and all that other web speak.
And this?
Exquisite .Just because she can eat an apple through a picket fence.
Gary is a 40 year old virgin. Now I just wish someone would rip that darn moustache off his face.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23607
Highlights:
They have never done it.
She proposed to him when she thought he was dying.
They fight all the time.
They look miserable.
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Oh no, those videos at DListed are horrible. They are so miserable. Why did he do this, for the company? And he clearly being the meal ticket for this girl while she thought he was dying. I'll bet she never thought he'd make it this far. Guaranteed.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Oh, and if they haven't done the deed by now, they ain't gonna.
I don't mean this wrong, but if you haven't had sex since you got married then why the fuck you got married for?!?!? so if she dies he can inherit a couple bucks?!?!?! That is sad, very, very sad!
Here's my big question: was it really in secret or is it more like nobody noticed or cared? Why are they all over tv & the talk shows if it was such a secret?
Heeeey Elizabeth! Guess what? Your dreams are coming true:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/bonadu...guy-in-hiding/
March issue of Penthouse
Bonaduce
Live & in color
Heeeey Elizabeth! Guess what? Your dreams are coming true:
On the first day of ChristMas my true love sent to me,http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/bonadu...guy-in-hiding/
March issue of Penthouse
Bonaduce
Live & in color
a tiny cock in a red bush.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.