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    Name a single example of an evolved great ape...

    Name a single example of an evolved great ape with a tail, I challenge you.
    There's not one, I contend.

    But yeah, Trump's probably got a tail.
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    My guess is that his anti-immigrant, "build a...

    My guess is that his anti-immigrant, "build a wall" rhetoric creates public\media awareness of all things immigration and makes easy associating negative aspects of the matter with him even when they...
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    You can't keep an ex-con, white, Native American...

    You can't keep an ex-con, white, Native American Medicine Man down.
    It's a fact - bonafide.
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    Too young, RIP. Could have been the next US...

    Too young, RIP.
    Could have been the next US President, that one.
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    Maybe Trump is just anticipating a future movie...

    Maybe Trump is just anticipating a future movie to tie it in with.
    The one sure to be made about him.

    Oh, wait - they've already done Dr. Strangelove.
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    I think he'll be back. That's how Turtle Winds...

    I think he'll be back.
    That's how Turtle Winds rolls.
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    Thanks for that perspective - everyone should...

    Thanks for that perspective - everyone should always consider the other side of the coin.
    I still suspect that when it comes to Trump, it's all about Trump to Trump.

    I'm OK, pleased even; that a...
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    I think he was an art fan. Those art festivals...

    I think he was an art fan.
    Those art festivals can be fatal.
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    Well, golf's pretty exciting too. I mean, if...

    Well, golf's pretty exciting too.
    I mean, if there's no baseball on.
  10. Thread: Billy Graham

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    All lawyers are crooked, all politicians are...

    All lawyers are crooked, all politicians are lawyers, all Germans are...
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    When they solve this one, we'll finally know how...

    When they solve this one, we'll finally know how NASA faked the moon landings, and what Elvis has been up to all these years.
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    Yeah. Most of us here in North America prefer to...

    Yeah.
    Most of us here in North America prefer to watch something exciting.
    Something like a bunch of cars going around and around and around a track, over and over again for hours.
  13. I hear they have some killer mushrooms in Iowa.

    I hear they have some killer mushrooms in Iowa.
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    Bigfoot did it. Word.

    Bigfoot did it.

    Word.
  15. Some of the old TV shows are real gems. They...

    Some of the old TV shows are real gems.
    They wrote the book on what was a new medium.

    Watch The Honeymooners, Get Smart, Man From Uncle - The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits just to name a...
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    I'm not embarrassed or ashamed by him - he's...

    I'm not embarrassed or ashamed by him - he's acting just as I would have expected him too.
    Those of us who didn't vote for him only need to be embarrassed or ashamed or apologetic for the fact that...
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    I did see that. They probably looked that way...

    I did see that.
    They probably looked that way because they were ready to jump the table and strangle him.

    Where's that pragmatic German efficiency when it's really needed?

    He looked like an...
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    Probably more than sane people can imagine. ...

    Probably more than sane people can imagine.

    Which planet?
    Yeah - he should buy some planet somewhere and open a cosmic golf course and resort there.
    He could travel back and forth a lot -...
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    Scary, as of late? Oh - I guess maybe you mean...

    Scary, as of late?
    Oh - I guess maybe you mean scarier as he gets more and more unhinged.

    And I have to say that for him to get even more unhinged requires remarkable psychological gymnastics....
  20. Thread: Judy Garland

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    Happy Birthday, Cindy and Judy.

    Happy Birthday, Cindy and Judy.
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    All fake. I don't think for an instant that...

    All fake.
    I don't think for an instant that Trump would approve of anyone anywhere worshiping any God other than the only one that he believes in - himself.

    And I call BS on the school buses too...
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    Yeah. In a safe and prosperous society like in...

    Yeah.
    In a safe and prosperous society like in the US, it seems every kind of wrong for people to be without sufficient food or safe shelter, and for people to be deciding whether to buy their...
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    RIP, Jerry.

    RIP, Jerry.
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    Yeah. They should use all of the tools in the...

    Yeah.
    They should use all of the tools in the scientific arsenal against crime fighting.
    Lie detectors, zodiac predispositions and phrenology come to mind.

    Better yet, heal the victim with...
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    It sounds like blood splatter analysis is a real...

    It sounds like blood splatter analysis is a real crock, at least as it is generally practiced.
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    OK, I'll do it right away, thanks for the advice.

    OK, I'll do it right away, thanks for the advice.
  27. Thread: Kate Spade

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    Dang - and with a 13 year old daughter.

    Dang - and with a 13 year old daughter.
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    Excellent suggestion - I'm giving it a try for...

    Excellent suggestion - I'm giving it a try for sure!
    I've never had that grape Jello crawfish - I'm going to try that too.
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    Damn. Fascinating still, and on it goes.

    Damn.
    Fascinating still, and on it goes.
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    Great article, I suspect that guy knows what he's...

    Great article, I suspect that guy knows what he's talking about.
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    OK - so now I can't get images to upload unless I...

    OK - so now I can't get images to upload unless I select them from a URL.
    Anything I select directly from my computer fails - I've tried it with Chrome, Firefox and IE.

    No big deal, I've just...
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    I wonder if those toys come now with little...

    I wonder if those toys come now with little laminated cards so the kid cops can Mirandize people before they cuff them?
    There should also be play sets for the kids who don't have the cop uniforms...
  33. Thread: Alan Sues

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    I thought this kind of stuff only happens at...

    I thought this kind of stuff only happens at Walmart.
    In which case, there should be pictures...
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    Great - now I'm sitting here trying to figure out...

    Great - now I'm sitting here trying to figure out how to incorporate "cunt" and "ape" into polite conversation.
    I just got, "Move away, you feckless fucker" figured out, I thought maybe I could take...
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    I think she may be planning to run for office....

    I think she may be planning to run for office.
    That would explain her acting all Presidential and such.
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    The makers of Ambien have responded to Roseanne's...

    The makers of Ambien have responded to Roseanne's suggestion that the drug might have contributed to her Tweet:

    "Racism is not a known side effect..."...
  37. Well on a plus note - he probably didn't give a...

    Well on a plus note - he probably didn't give a damn or feel anything.
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    I have a suspicion that Kim is probably kind of a...

    I have a suspicion that Kim is probably kind of a fun, OK guy to hang out with.
    Unless he decides that you need to be killed for some reason.
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    ;) Vast cosmetic improvements all the way around.

    ;)
    Vast cosmetic improvements all the way around.
  40. Thread: Carrie Fisher

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    We gots to have our priorities. At least they...

    We gots to have our priorities.
    At least they aren't getting paid for sitting around watching low budget Sci-Fi like on MST3K.

    That would just be lame and make me think they're just slackers....
  41. Thread: Yvonne Staples

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    Their old man wasn't too bad either.

    Their old man wasn't too bad either.
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    My feelings as well. I've been tempted to search...

    My feelings as well.
    I've been tempted to search for more info but I don't want to detract from the quality\enjoyment of the next article by advance knowledge.
    The writing is too good for that.
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    Damn. I read the first stuff and couldn't stop....

    Damn.
    I read the first stuff and couldn't stop.

    Fascinating indeed.
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    Same here. Got to say though that I want one of...

    Same here.
    Got to say though that I want one of those "Always the pallbearer, never the corpse" t-shirts.
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    Wonderful write up and pictures! Thanks for...

    Wonderful write up and pictures!
    Thanks for sharing - I've never heard of this before.
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    You can take heart: Most people (NRA supporters...

    You can take heart:
    Most people (NRA supporters and non) do care; they just don't blame the hammer for driving the crooked nail.
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    Trade you a rational thought and a clue for a...

    Trade you a rational thought and a clue for a chromosome or two.
    Thank God he didn't have an AR-15 or we'd all be dead right now.

    I was thinking that it must be a bit disheartening to the "anti...
  48. Damn. She must have been super annoying or...

    Damn.

    She must have been super annoying or something to elicit that kind of behavior.
    Either that, or maybe the guy had just watched a couple of Popeye or Tom and Jerry cartoons and can't really...
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    I hope they'll be happy together. They maybe...

    I hope they'll be happy together.

    They maybe should have just eloped; gotten one of those quickie deals in Vegas and avoided all this scrutiny.
    And hey, it's Vegas - people there probably...
  50. Thread: Harry Anderson

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    A big, bloody hat pin, one of his hats, or maybe...

    A big, bloody hat pin, one of his hats, or maybe a tooth would be perfect, P. ;)
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