mandee1005
- 02-28-2009, 09:15 AM
Redneck Medical Terms
Benign-What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria-Back door to cafeteria.
Barium-What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section-A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan-Searching for the cat.
Cauterize-Made eye contact with her.
Colic-A sheep dog.
Coma-A punctuation mark.
D&C-Where Washington is.
Dilate-To live longer than your kids do.
Enema-Not a friend.
Fester-Quicker than someone else.
Fibula-A small lie.
G.I.Series-World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail-What you hang your coat on.
Impotent-Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain-Getting hurt at work.
Morbid-A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates-Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff-A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node-I knew it.
Outpatient-A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear-A fatherhood test.
Pelvis-Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative-A letter carrier.
Recovery Room-Place to do upholstery.
Secretion-Hiding something
Tablet-A small table to change babies on.
Seizure-Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness-Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor-More than one.
Urine-Opposite of mine.
Varicose-Near by
Hospital-The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill
moutaindigit
- 03-14-2009, 12:37 PM
Hi,
I am fairly new to this whole thing. I am a Respiratory Therapist. I work in hospital and travel to all 3 that they own. I have decided that this is the most physically & mentally challenging job that I have ever had. As I am sure you would all agree with!? I have been doing this for about 4 years and we are right in our busy time of the year here in the midwest! I am ready for spring & some time off!!! 
Meli
- 03-15-2009, 05:35 PM
LMFAO Mandee TOOOO funny!
Welcome Mountain! 
Tenn55
- 03-17-2009, 03:25 PM
Hi Y'all!
I'm Tenn and I am an RN. I work In a State Mental Hospital. It is over 120 yrs old, and the administration building looks like an old haunted castle! Anyone ever see the movie Session 9? The hospital I work at was designed by the same
architect who designed Danvers Mental Hospital in Mass. Thats where the movie was filmed. The hospital is closed down now. I love psych nursing. I'm glad I found this group!
A Death Hag nurse's dream come true!
Gorey
- 03-18-2009, 05:32 PM
Evening everyone! Most of you know that I've been out of CCU nursing for a long time, well I am now taking the class for First Responders and I joined the Fire Dept.
