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    DionysianSpirit Guest

    You know you're a death hag when...

    1) you open wikipedia front page and click the "recent deaths" link first and at some time have just scrolled through the years reading about various people who passed on.

    2) you have read every article in the findadeath.com "directory"; some, more than once.

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    you know when your a death hag when: When you hear about a death and immediately think...I wonder what they look like?
    That is me. morbid. but, I always want to see the scene. Kinda skeert, but yeah...I always picture in my mind what the body or bodies
    that were found looked like.

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    You know your a death hag when your husband comes home from work and instead of saying Hi Honey, he says, "Who died today? Did they catch anyone today? ...lol....I just ask him, have a good day building trucks?...lol...I mean really whats more exciting to talk about, Death Hags or Building Trucks.

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    You know that you're a death hag when People come to you to ask about how and when celebrities died. I can show people this site and at first they are like "Ewww" but then its like "oh, so, um, how did so and so die?" Or "What's the name of that web site you were showing me?"

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    You know you're a Death Hag when you...

    1. hear about a celebs death and immediately think "Any dead pics yet?" and start googling for their corpse pics.
    2. keep checking to see if the autopsy report is available.
    3. wish you could be there during the autopsy.
    4. want to see a coffin shot.
    5. make a pilgrimage to the death spot.
    6. keep a memento from the death spot.
    7. snap a pic of the dead celebs gravestone with the death hag sticker.
    8. want to see the deceased's mailbox.

    For me it's ALL of the above. Especially #3, 6, & 7. LOL!
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    When you know what "wanna see his mailbox?" means.

    When you love telling people about Albert Dekkar, just to see the look on their faces.

    When you've taken pics with your sticker and squeal with delight after seeing them published in the Fun Stuff section of the main site.

    When you realize wearing the t-shirt to a funeral could be considered in bad taste, so you wear it under another shirt.

    When you know the cheeseballs story.

    When you know Scott Michaels is a popular moniker for male porn stars. What? He said it so you know it's true!

    When you say Yay! out loud upon seeing there are new posts in the Pinyan, Poak Chops and Glory Hole threads on the same day. Trifecta, baby! (Could be the PedEgg, Sponge Bob and I Bang the Worst Dudes threads. Pick 3. You know you can!)

    When your memory has a section reserved just for FAD, filled with stuff from the main site and here. In that section also resides an avatar/sig/thread museum filled with memorabilia from death hags 'round the world. 11 avatars from ichabodius and two for neilmpenny. Four from RaRa, five from me. Six from JefeStone. And on it goes... Why do I remember that shit? Because you're my fellow death hags, ofcourse.

    While other people save their money and dream of Disneyland vacations, you save and dream of taking the tour, a stay at the Chateau Marmont and possibly drinks by the Beverly Hills Hotel's pool.
    Last edited by SomeChick; 03-17-2012 at 12:09 PM. Reason: This phone keeps eating my sig. Damned thing!
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    You know your a death hag when: You just don't get why people think looking at photos of the desceased or crime scenes is morbid, sick, wierd, disgusting, disturbing or taboo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilkiefan View Post
    You know your a death hag when: You just don't get why people think looking at photos of the desceased or crime scenes is morbid, sick, wierd, disgusting, disturbing or taboo.
    A-freakin-men!
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    How about when a celebrity dies and you yell "YES!!!" in front of your co-workers because said celebrity put you in first place on the death hag pool?
    Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...

    RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013

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    You know you are a death hag when you hear people discussing a death or crime and aren't shy to hop in and correct them if they get some of the details wrong or someone at work will start discussing a specific crime, even if I'm not around at the time, and can't remember a name or some detail about the crime and will say "Go ask, Angie, she'll know." One of my long term co-workers told a new hire (in a joking way) to watch out for me because I was obsessed with serial killers. My reply to her? "I like mass murderers way more than serial killers, so if you're going to tell it, get it right!"

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    Red Leary Guest
    You know you are a death hag when you know more than the so called experts on tv.

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    Rosebud666 Guest
    You may be a death hag if:

    family members refuse to watch old movies with you because you invariably begin lecturing about how all of the featured actors died

    you can recite from memory the manner and cause of death of actors whose work you have, to the best of your knowledge, never seen

    you know that Rip Taylor is still alive (has anyone checked his apartment recently? )

    you know roughly how many times you can stab an average sized person with an average-sized blade without repeating yourself

    you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow

    you know the amount of time you have to dodge a bullet fired from over a mile away (which you will never see or hear)

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    They flew some girl whose a master interior designer in from Los Angeles for a meeting and to help to a set up at my work. I had to pick her up at the airport. I met her and on the drive the very first thing I asked was if shed taken the dearly departed tour scott michaels gives in Hollywood ? She said she hasn't. Then if shed been to the beverly hills hilton hotel to scoop out the whitney houston bathtub of death? Nope she hasn't. If shed ever been to the Highland Garden Hotel where Janis Joplin died in room 105, or if she's ever been to forest lawn cemetary .... nope nope nope. We finally got to my work and she told me I was the most death consumed person shed ever met and I was morbid. Told her thanks for the flattery but that's just the death hag in me coming out. I always try to somehow bring scotts tiireless work into my conservations. Scotts got a great thing going on down there in Hollywood.

    She asked for someone else to take her back to the airport Friday.
    Death I guess isn't for everybody
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    havoc Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    When you know what "wanna see his mailbox?" means.

    When you love telling people about Albert Dekkar, just to see the look on their faces.

    When you've taken pics with your sticker and squeal with delight after seeing them published in the Fun Stuff section of the main site.

    When you realize wearing the t-shirt to a funeral could be considered in bad taste, so you wear it under another shirt.

    When you know the cheeseballs story.

    When you know Scott Michaels is a popular moniker for male porn stars. What? He said it so you know it's true!

    When you say Yay! out loud upon seeing there are new posts in the Pinyan, Poak Chops and Glory Hole threads on the same day. Trifecta, baby! (Could be the PedEgg, Sponge Bob and I Bang the Worst Dudes threads. Pick 3. You know you can!)

    When your memory has a section reserved just for FAD, filled with stuff from the main site and here. In that section also resides an avatar/sig/thread museum filled with memorabilia from death hags 'round the world. 11 avatars from ichabodius and two for neilmpenny. Four from RaRa, five from me. Six from JefeStone. And on it goes... Why do I remember that shit? Because you're my fellow death hags, ofcourse.

    While other people save their money and dream of Disneyland vacations, you save and dream of taking the tour, a stay at the Chateau Marmont and possibly drinks by the Beverly Hills Hotel's pool.
    Love it! All of the above!

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    I think this thread could become an idea for a new Death Hag T-shirt....... "101 ways you know you are a Death Hag".....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DietCokeofEvil View Post
    How about when a celebrity dies and you yell "YES!!!" in front of your co-workers because said celebrity put you in first place on the death hag pool?
    Haaaa! I was merely going to say, you know you're a death hag when you hear someone has died, and your first response without thinking is to ask, "How'd they die?!" Or, if every time a Boston song plays on the radio, you can almost smell a charcoal grill burning

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    Strawberry girl Guest
    You know you're a Death Hag when you are reading "Forever-27"'s post and thinking, "Man! I wish he'd (I am assuming it is a "HE" ) pick ME up from the airport! That'd be a dream come true".

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    DionysianSpirit Guest
    Scott you can send me 1% of your total earnings for the clothing sales with this catchphrase. I am an idea man, and I thought lowering my usual fare of 10% to 1% was only fair for the hours of time I have wasted on your free website.

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    You know you're a Death Hag when a celebrity dies and your first thought is "I wonder if Scott has this posted on FAD yet?" Then you repeatedly check FAD to see if their story has been posted.
    Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.

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    Forever-27 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Strawberry girl View Post
    You know you're a Death Hag when you are reading "Forever-27"'s post and thinking, "Man! I wish he'd (I am assuming it is a "HE" ) pick ME up from the airport! That'd be a dream come true".
    Yea its a he.

    Made me cough on my cigarette as I read this.

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    mandee1005 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglander View Post
    You know you're a Death Hag when a celebrity dies and your first thought is "I wonder if Scott has this posted on FAD yet?" Then you repeatedly check FAD to see if their story has been posted.
    Or check FAD as soon as you see that someone died to confirm it!

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    Pryncis Guest
    You know you're a death hag when you've cited FAD in a research paper.

    You know you're a death hag when you come here to get the truth about a situation because a few of us have someone somewhere who has the inside scoop.

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    wilkiefan Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglander View Post
    You know you're a Death Hag when a celebrity dies and your first thought is "I wonder if Scott has this posted on FAD yet?" Then you repeatedly check FAD to see if their story has been posted.
    Holy hell, I so do this! Every time! ROFL

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    melody Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by MirrorDimly View Post
    Haaaa! I was merely going to say, you know you're a death hag when you hear someone has died, and your first response without thinking is to ask, "How'd they die?!" Or, if every time a Boston song plays on the radio, you can almost smell a charcoal grill burning
    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglander View Post
    You know you're a Death Hag when a celebrity dies and your first thought is "I wonder if Scott has this posted on FAD yet?" Then you repeatedly check FAD to see if their story has been posted.
    Quote Originally Posted by mandee1005 View Post
    Or check FAD as soon as you see that someone died to confirm it!
    GUILTY OF ALL!!!

    Or...U used to look at obituaries since u were little and wished they said how they died...

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    You are accused of dwelling on Brandon Lee's death more than his life.
    GOD IS NOT DEAD





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    When you hear that a celeb has died and you spend 20 mins cussing that you didn't put THEM on your death pool list!!!

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    MetalHeadBettie Guest
    When you are convinced Kurt Cobain's death was not a suicide, but in fact an evil murder plot carried out by Courtney Love.

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    YuukaK Guest
    You know you're a Hag when you post a thread in the forum about a celeb's death before anyone else. Also, when you post a link on Scott's wall so he can see something about that celeb he might not have caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalHeadBettie View Post
    When you are convinced Kurt Cobain's death was not a suicide, but in fact an evil murder plot carried out by Courtney Love.
    You may be a death hag if you know that "Courtney Love" is an anagram for . . .


    LOOK AWAY NOW IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!





    "Very oleo c*nt"
    Last edited by Rosebud666; 03-20-2012 at 03:21 PM.

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    Pryncis Guest
    You know you're a death hag when you race to the site to be the first person to post a new thread about a recent death only to find out once you hit enter, three other people all beat you to it!

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    When you hear your husband say to his friends 'If you want to know how your favourite stars died ask my wife'.

    When your pillow talk conversations start with, 'I read about this lady who killed her husband in *insert way here* while he slept.' and continue to the point your husband says he is sleeping with one eye open and a machete under his pillow.

    Conversations start with friends who say "*such and such* is dead, car accident." and you chime in with explicit details and descriptions of photos.

    You say odd things about death and autopsies and upon hearing a news story say 'I'd like to read the autospy/see crime scene photos'.

    Husband shakes head, "she's a death hag."

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    BLUNTFORCETRAUMA Guest
    ...when you check the forums even before you've had your morning coffee.
    *light bulb*

    Get your FAD Fix On!
    Last edited by BLUNTFORCETRAUMA; 03-21-2012 at 06:36 AM.

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    MetalHeadBettie Guest
    @ Rosebud--Buahahahahaha! Oh I love it when the "c" word gets busted out. Hallowbones, I love yours! Hahaha. My boyfriend and I have very death-haggish pillow talk and I LOVE it. Just the other night he came in from work and gave me a kiss and asked if I'd read anything interesting today, and I told him all about Diane Schuler and he even watched the doc with me. Love that man. We paused her death photos on screen and analyzed everything.

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    Mammy Guest
    I saved Diane's death pic in my favorites and then my computer crashed and I can't find it again. I was so pissed!

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    Rosebud666 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    I saved Diane's death pic in my favorites and then my computer crashed and I can't find it again. I was so pissed!
    I hate to be the one to have to break it to you, but you may be a death hag.

    Also, you may be a death hag if you can name your favorite type of industrial accident.
    Last edited by Rosebud666; 03-22-2012 at 01:27 AM.

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    MetalHeadBettie Guest
    Falling into wood-chippers, definitely.

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    Mammy Guest
    Would suffocating under a pile of pinto beans be an industrial accident? There was a local guy who died a few years ago after a forklift fell on his head. He was a forklift mechanic and had it jacked up to work on and the jack shifted and the lift fell on him. No pictures, of course, but that would have to be an extra gruesome industrial accident. One of the guys who saw it happen said his head exploded like a watermelon being dropped from a roof onto concrete. It grosses me out just to think about it.

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    Yeah, I think the pinto bean guy qualifies.

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    Rosebud666 Guest
    If you know that John Holmes has a Milton Berle number of 3

    ... you may be a death hag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    Yeah, I think the pinto bean guy qualifies.
    Yeah, most definitely.

    All of my favorite industrial accidents are food-based. I think I may have some nutrition issues. Maybe I played with my food too much as a kid.

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    you know you are a death hag when you read this thread saying yes to everything lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewEnglander View Post
    You know you're a Death Hag when a celebrity dies and your first thought is "I wonder if Scott has this posted on FAD yet?" Then you repeatedly check FAD to see if their story has been posted.
    And, of course, it HAS been (we Death Hags are nothing if not prompt!)

    I have one: You know you're a Death Hag when you read about Lindsay Lohan being sentenced to morgue duty and you wonder what you'd have to steal to get a gig like that!

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    Mammy Guest
    LIKE

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    Djen Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Oogie Boogie View Post
    And, of course, it HAS been (we Death Hags are nothing if not prompt!)

    I have one: You know you're a Death Hag when you read about Lindsay Lohan being sentenced to morgue duty and you wonder what you'd have to steal to get a gig like that!
    Ba ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    I've taken the homeschool group to tour the county morgue. Twice. I'm just doing my part to help the Death Hags of the next generation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djen View Post
    Ba ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

    I've taken the homeschool group to tour the county morgue. Twice. I'm just doing my part to help the Death Hags of the next generation...
    LOL! The little kids are probably like...."The morgue? Again??????"

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    You walk through the airport looking at newscreepers primarily to see if anyone famous died. I am only in an airport a few times a year but it always seems someone famous dies while I'm in one.

    My main death hag habbit it trying to locate the last picture or video of a celebrity right before they died. I also have a sub section in my DVD collection of last films of famous actors. Say, there's a thread.
    "Everybody is born, and everybody dies. Being born wasn't so bad , was it?"
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    ...when you read the obituaries before the rest of the newspaper.

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    Mammy Guest
    I have all of the local funeral homes in four surrounding counties saved in my favorites and look at them everyday when I get home from work. It was a pain in the ass when my computer crashed and I had to find them all again when I had to start from scratch. It didn't help matters when my search engine had a redirect on it and I couldn't go directly to any site. I think it's finally lined out now. The only one of my favorites that isn't death related is The Weather Channel.

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    DionysianSpirit Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    ...when you read the obituaries before the rest of the newspaper.
    I am guilty of this. The thing I dislike about obits though is the omission of the cause of death. For all the people 60+ that are expected to die of something it is not needed but you find the odd one for people 0-35 and it would be nice to know what happened. Basically just suicides, accidents and murders really I guess so that is probably why they do not disclose the info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DionysianSpirit View Post
    I am guilty of this. The thing I dislike about obits though is the omission of the cause of death. For all the people 60+ that are expected to die of something it is not needed but you find the odd one for people 0-35 and it would be nice to know what happened. Basically just suicides, accidents and murders really I guess so that is probably why they do not disclose the info.
    yeah. gotta hate "suddenly" or "at home"
    that doesn't tell us anything good lol
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