How about the Worst song you ever heard?

[Kyouya Ohtori Ouran Host]

Achy breaky heart or any other country song

I hate that song, too. Every party that friends of my dad have ALWAYS has this song. They even dance to it every time!

[Boxofpandoraz]

Somebody already mentioned the song "Summer Girls" by LFO in this thread, but I don't remember what page it was on...Anyhow...That song has always been my favorite example of CLASSY lyrics. */sarcasm*

"I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese. Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees..."

I loved making fun of Rich "Couldn't RAP a Christmas Present" Cronin, who is the lead singer of LFO, but sadly, he's suffering from Cancer now. He was on a reality show called "Mission: Man Band" with a few other "boyband" members. Poor guy.

I did have to laugh hysterically though on the episode of the show where Rich says "Summer Girls" was autobiographical.

Apparently...Chinese food really DOES make him sick. LOL!

[More Cheese Please]

Feelings. Excuse me while I barf.

That song is a straight up piece of shit!

[Hidium]

Somebody already mentioned the song "Summer Girls" by LFO in this thread, but I don't remember what page it was on...Anyhow...That song has always been my favorite example of CLASSY lyrics. */sarcasm*

"I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese. Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees..."

!

You have to be making that shit up!!!!

[Boxofpandoraz]

Would I LIE to you, Hid!? LOL!

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
I like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Hidium]

Would I LIE to you, Hid!? LOL!

wow... I don't know what to say, you have the winner here... I didn't think anyone could write anything so awful... so many non sequitors, and weird references, what is that person talking about and why? I'm gonna bug, cause I wanna dis it.

[cracksumskullz]

blue by effile 55...

"im blue dobble dee dobble di" that song

[stinkythejokedog]

Jesus Take The Wheel...I think it's Evil on many levels

[smellslikealmonds]

Any song by Fleetwood Mac.

[lulubaines]

Jesus Take The Wheel...I think it's Evil on many levels

OH I HATE THAT SONG!!! Sorry about the shouting..but it is just the hokeist(sp) stupidist, most moronic song I ever heard. And I go to church! I actually gag and my eyes water when I hear it. I'm going to go take some meds.....

[simon69]

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=irgJPq...eature=related



I don't know Magnus... it's hard to beat this ass hat....

OMG!!!! I 'm afraid to admit this but................ I had it on 45rpm when it first came out??? I;m so ashamed

[simon69]

I guess I just dated myself there too, HUH? I'm so OLD!!!! But still a sexy MO FO!!!

[Hidium]

Any song by Fleetwood Mac.

THANK YOU!!! I thought I was the only one who felt that way!!!! I hate those creepy people.

[More Cheese Please]

THANK YOU!!! I thought I was the only one who felt that way!!!! I hate those creepy people.

ME TOO! I always get shit for that. Glad to know there are others out there that feel like I do! Stevie Nicks is a major wear out.

[More Cheese Please]

OMG!!!! I 'm afraid to admit this but................ I had it on 45rpm when it first came out??? I;m so ashamed

LMAO! Admitting it is the first step to recovery!

[simon69]

LOL< Yes so true, I can't believe some of the crappy music I listened too as a wee lad!!

[Nessa]

i dispise MOST rap songs, i know that a common misconception is that they are the same, hip hop on the cantrary is a lifestyle, and music comes from the likes ok RUN DMC, common, mos def, tablib qweli, dead prez, concious rappers with more organic beats, ect. people dont take it into consideration or are just brainwashed to think they are the same, when they are not. IMO, of course. i know that some rap songs are rediculously out of control, but there are some good ones.

You forgot Arrested Development and Michael Franti!

[Nessa]

'Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy', 'Honky Tonk Bedonk-a-donk', Khia's 'My Neck, My Back' (gross), and Atreyu's cover of Faith No More's 'Epic'. I could go on for daaaays.

[Hidium]

ME TOO! I always get shit for that. Glad to know there are others out there that feel like I do! Stevie Nicks is a major wear out.

Plus, they all slept with each other taking turns being lovers... a yeast infection in that band would spread like wild fire.

[smellslikealmonds]

ME TOO! I always get shit for that. Glad to know there are others out there that feel like I do! Stevie Nicks is a major wear out.

Her voice makes me wanna slit my wrists. She is the worst.

[Cathy J.]

OMG!!!! I 'm afraid to admit this but................ I had it on 45rpm when it first came out??? I;m so ashamed

Dont feel to bad..I did too !!

I also had Dees follow up called Disco Gorillia LOL
and those "bargain priced" Irwin the Disco Duck LPs too.

I think there were 3 of those. Full of then popular 70s tunes like "Love Will Keep Us Together" "Moonlight Feels Right" "You Make Me Feel Like Dancning" even "Torn Between Two Lovers and " I like Dreaming" ( anybody remember those last two?)

Of course they were NOT done by the originial artists and between the songs you heard Irwin the duck playing disc jockey..oh duck jockey.

and yes the albums ended with Irwin doing HIS version of Disco Duck.

l was such a stupid little girl back then

[HeyJude]

Never heard of it, but hearing about it makes me think of DOA by Bloodrock. Not so much horrible as just creepy, it's about a plane crash.

WOW!!! I haven't thought of this song in years! I was about 7 when it came out, and it used to make me cry my eyes out.

I remember
we were flying along
and we hit somthing in the air

[Hidium]

WOW!!! I haven't thought of this song in years! I was about 7 when it came out, and it used to make me cry my eyes out.

I remember
we were flying along
and we hit somthing in the air

Wow, I never heard that one... wish I had.

[heaven can wait]

Billy Don't Be A Hero - can't remember who did it back in the 70's

Don't know if anybody's replied to this, I was ready to slash my wrists by the time I got to the bottom of the first page.

In the U.K. it was a band called 'Paper Lace' Not sure if they released it in U.S.

Regards

HCW

[smellslikealmonds]

The Night Chicago Died, ugh.

[Queen_Death_Hag]

I don't know who sings it but "Havin' My Baby" Ugh AWFUL!

[smellslikealmonds]

I don't know who sings it but "Havin' My Baby" Ugh AWFUL!

I think it's Paul Anka.

[xoxojessicaxoxo]

anything by shania twain, and HOLLA BACK GIRL. i hate that fucking song.

[Zeus]

Take Me Home Country Roads by John Denver

[Auntie Vi]

Take Me Home Country Roads by John Denver

My daughter loves me to sing that to her, she is almost 12, but when she can't sleep, she invades my bed and begs me to sing it

[Bidmor]

"Feelings" and "People Who Need People".

Enough to gag a maggot.

[Bidmor]

Jesus Take The Wheel...I think it's Evil on many levels

Aw, that's just one more "white-washed gospel" song.

Reminds me of the pic that's circulated around the web of a church sign that says "laying in bed Sunday and screaming Oh God! does not constitute going to church".

[**Jenna**]

anything by shania twain, and HOLLA BACK GIRL. i hate that fucking song.

Me too!

[Lucy Furr]

The first one that comes to mind is Mariah Carey's Touch My Body...honestly, how has she made from that pile of poop?

[Queen_Death_Hag]

anything by shania twain, and HOLLA BACK GIRL. i hate that fucking song.

Praise the lord someone else who dislikes Shania. I also am not a fan of Hollaback girl. But I do like bananas.

[Hidium]

Don't know if anybody's replied to this, I was ready to slash my wrists by the time I got to the bottom of the first page.

Slitting my wrist is still an option for me, the more of this I read...

[Chevyheaven]

Easy Ride - Madonna. The worst song I have ever heard in my life.

[Pinknoelle]

I hate those rap songs that rap about sexual innuendoes using lollipops and candy shops and dirty stuff like that. I just want to punch myself in the face when I hear those.

[Lisa:)]

R Kelly-In the closet or some crap like that.

[Linnythepooh]

This must be the worst!

http://www.vkmag.com/magazine/daar_zijn_vrienden_voor/

[**Jenna**]

LOL that is pretty bad

[More Cheese Please]

Paul Nicholas- Dancing with the Captain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUGLUBOeU4

[stinkythejokedog]

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus

My Humps - Blackeyed Peas

Honey was so bad it makes me laugh..."kind of dumb and kinda smart"...a priceless line

[stinkythejokedog]

Do you mean that song "Honey" where that guy comes home and finds his wife dead? I was just getting ready to post that one when I saw your post. Oh.My.God. That is the worst ever.

I wonder what wife died from...possibly embarrassment from being married to such a silly twit

[Hidium]

I wonder what wife died from...possibly embarrassment from being married to such a silly twit

Was it something like this?

See the tree how big it's grown, but friends it hasn't been so long,
it wasn't big

and I surprized her with a puppy kept us up all Christmas Eve
2 years ago

And it was in the early spring ... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

And honey, I miss you. and I'm being good,
And I'd love to be with you, if only I could.

[Fool Moon]

I've got you all beat: PLAYGROUND IN MY MIND by Clint Holmes. EEEEEEEYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUU.

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Took 6 pages to get to it, but the worst song ever recorded has finally been named.

Playground in My Mind by Clint Holmes.

A song that will make you puncture your eardrums with a ballpoint pen while simultaneously kicking the radio out of the dashboard of your car.

[More Cheese Please]

Was it something like this?

See the tree how big it's grown, but friends it hasn't been so long,
it wasn't big

and I surprized her with a puppy kept us up all Christmas Eve
2 years ago

And it was in the early spring ... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

And honey, I miss you. and I'm being good,
And I'd love to be with you, if only I could.

OH MY! I had to YouTube this song and I forgot how truly horrific it is! Bobby's hair is a close second....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BZxgohr9g

[More Cheese Please]

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Took 6 pages to get to it, but the worst song ever recorded has finally been named.

Playground in My Mind by Clint Holmes.

A song that will make you puncture your eardrums with a ballpoint pen while simultaneously kicking the radio out of the dashboard of your car.

While I will concede that however melodically bankrupt and annoying "Playground"is... "Honey" has to win the photo finish.... barf... both good choices though!

[Auntie Vi]

I always kinda liked "Honey". When I was 7 my mother took me to see Bonnie and Clyde and for years all i could remember about that movie was Faye dunaway all slumpoed over dead, and her hair reminded Lil' Vi of a mop, What does this have to do with the song?
Well..the song and the movie came out about the same time I guess and my mother played the radio instead of watching tv and Honey played alot cos it was a big hit and somehow the two memories are intertwined.

[royorbisonisdead]

"Captain of Her Heart" - Double.