Every time I hear "My Heart Will Go On" I want to stab something/someone perhaps my ears.Originally Posted by Lush
Every time I hear "My Heart Will Go On" I want to stab something/someone perhaps my ears.
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I don't blame Kate Winslet for hating that song.
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Celine Dion has admitted she's sick of it now. I liked it for about a week. The rest of the soundtrack was good.
Daphne and Celeste released some horrors. Have you heard Metallica covering Whisky In The Jar? Wrong! Aqua's Barbie Girl which is a shame as they released a cracking ballad a few months later from the Sliding Doors soundtrack and it was largely ignored.
Mind you this thread will have a life of it's own soon as Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/WHATEVER is releasing a new album.
I was recently introduced to something called a kesha. Very strange creature. Brushes her teeth with whiskey and likes to have sex in the back of cars. Worst of all, she sounds like someone got drunk behind the sound board and pushed all the buttons. Teenage daughter loves her. Go figure.
Another reason why I don't listen to music radio anymore.
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Sounds like a type of monster you would find in a D&D or WoW type of game.
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Ah yes one is familiar with this Thing. Child liked one song and one duet and proclaimed her 'so over' and moved onto GnR
Your child is wise. My child is loud.
When I was maybe 3 or 4 my dad had to learn to play Achy Breaky Heart for some event so it ended up getting played around the house a few times while he was practicing. It became one of my toddler favorites and I would make my parents play it all the time, I'm surprised they don't hate me now haha.
Here's a gem from Scott Stapp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fof40yqaW1U
First of all his voice always pisses me off. Second of all...the lyrics. Seriously?
OK, you can forget about Celine, Bryan Adams, or even Rebecca Black, THIS is the worst song you will EVER hear....
If you aren't drinking yet, you will be
That's gotta be a spoof right? Right? She can't really think she can sing can she?
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Those guys in the cowboy outfits SO don't wanna be there.
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I hope they were paid well,..I don't think it's a spoof,..Having lived in Nashville, I can assure you there's many more like her
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OK. That wins for me....blech
I have the Same CD..I love Crocodile Rock..to each his/her own.
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That's definitely horrible. I had to research her to find out if she's for real:
http://www.dfw.com/2012/05/01/615245...out-viral.html
Some of the comments support the idea that the song itself actually isn't *that* bad, it's her singing that's awful. But she ain't no Bob Dylan neither.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
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She looks just like Linda Hogan (Hulk's ex). *cringe*
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The oldies station just played "I Think I Love You" by the Partridge Family. I think I liked it when it came out--I was maybe 9 years old? But wow, is it BAD!!!!!
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I love Voice of the Beehive's cover of it though.
That 3 Second Rule is horrible. I wouldn't doubt it's real though, like Vandelay said. Wouldn't surprise me at all that she really thinks she can sing and is sexy. She's probably proud of herself for not using autotune.
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Awww, I still love "I Think I Love You!" I was a real Partridge family fan back in the day. Still have a soft spot for them. Still remember the songs!! And I am still the one who loves the "uncool" songs.
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I love my bf, but sometimes his musical taste is questionable. I cannot STAND "Afternoon Delight," and he loves it. Sorry, honey, that song is the definition of SUXXOR.
OMG, Don't marry him....that song is one of my two most hated songs, just reading the name makes my ears bleed....the other one being Muskrat Love....lol..but that other one, your BF likes.....omg, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...lol....I'd say run for the hills...lol I can't even say the name, it will probably be stuck in my head now.....better put something on the headphones and go to bed.....ewwwwwyuck.
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He was brought up in a really strict Christian family, so he didn't get to listen to too much music, or watch tv. I'm TOTALLY using that as his defense, since I have NO IDEA why he likes that song. Bless his heart, when we first met, he made me a CD, and you should've heard all the bad tunes. I love it, though, because he put a lot of work into it, but WHEW! stinky musical taste!
Voice of the Beehive were superb full stop!
Firework. Katy effing Perry. Have I ever felt like a plastic bag? First time I heard that I nearly put my foot through the car stereo. And that's not easy to do
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I feel your pain. If it's any Katy Perry song I despite the most, it's "Firework." I'm not going against her message, but the song is just...grating at best.
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I liked Christina Agriculture's Beautiful. Same message yes? So why do an inferior song? Dear me......
Nothing infuriates me more than a bad lyric
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True; sometimes, even one bad lyric CAN be enough to completely ruin a song.
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I DETEST anything by Taylor Swift. Honestly, what ruins her music for me is the fact that I've seen her on live shows, and she can't sing her way out of a paper bag. Also, she's always singing about being rejected. Get creative, girl! Just get some tips from your gf, Bieber!
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Agreed. I also dislike how she supposedly writes songs about (against?) the latest guy to break up with her. Making a song that disses the other person doesn't really make you any better than them.
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Yes I cannot stand her! All the same crap and sound.
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Anyone remember that earworm "Hooked On a Feeling"?
I rate right up there on the nausea meter with the Partridge Family
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I can't stand Walking on Sunshine, by Katrina and the Waves. That song sucks so bad!
What about "Don't Give Up On Us Baby" by David Soul? A person could go into diabetic shock from all of the syrupy sweet bullshit in that song. It's dreadful.
I don't like Taylor Swift either and have no idea how she got popular. She always has her face scrunched up like she smells a fart.
Ugh me too. Whenever I hear it I have to leave the room
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The year it came out, it got airplay about 1-3 times per hour. Hearing that song actually gave me a migraine. When I hear it now, though, it's just annoying...thankfully no headache! I think my main beefs with the song are: only three chords, and she shouts "Ahm walkin' on sunshine, WHOA" about seven hundred and fifty-three times.
The only other song that got beaten to death more than this one on my local rock radio station at the time was...and I hesitate to type it out loud for fear it will come back a la Candyman, Candyman, Candyman...
"Sussudio" by Phil Collins. Just say the word, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, Su-Sussudio!
Is it stuck in your head yet?
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
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One of my college professors was a good friend of David Soul. Not sure if that is still case since I haven't talked to him since college and that was 21 years ago but anyway I can remember one day in class when this song was brought up. Not only did the professor say he didn't care for it but if memory serves I believe he said David Soul didn't like it either from day one. Now I know singers just like actors may change their taste over the years and regret doing something they felt was cool the first time around but to cut a song they don't even like at all right off the bat, I guess the money must had been just too good to pass up.
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I'm a mushy, sentimental person and that song is just too much. It is on YouTube and some of his pained expressions along with the syrupy lyrics just nauseate me. I agree that the money had to be good to sing a song that you can't stand knowing you will be linked to it forever. It's horrible.
Google The Passenger by Elton John. Keeps coming up on Song Pop. Dreadful. Like the worst kind of nursery rhyme
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This one may have been mentioned before, but is so bad and at the same time very funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
Some people just need a high five.... in the face.... with a chair...
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This. Is. Freaking. AWESOME. Poor Jesus is seated at the right hand of the Father, using His own right hand to face-palm...
I used to play at a summer Christian-music festival, and many genres were represented: I played with an alt-rock praise band and also with a Christian jazz combo whose singer would read Scriptures in between tunes. There was even death-metal-type music: "JESUS IS LORD! JESUS IS LORD! ARR-AR-AR-ARRRR! RUH-RUH-RUH!!!"...(or that's what the lyrics sounded like when growled over the speed-metal drumming)...and in front of that band was the most polite mosh pit you ever saw: guys slamming into one another repeatedly, but asking Hey Brother, are you okay? Nifty!
*HOWEVER*...there was ... ... ... NO ... ... ... SKA. This is my very first time hearing ska praise music. Something about that is even more hilarious than the Jesus-speed-death-mosh.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
I;ve changed my list some
- The Christmas Shoes
- Pound on My Muffin
- Spectacular
- Stupid Hoe
- Break Up
- Deuces
- The Sprout and the Bean
- Birthday Sex
- Barbie Girl
- A Milli
- Diva
- I Can Transform Ya
- Oxygen
- Tonight (I’m F*ckin’ You)
- Doctor in Distress
- Crank Dat
- Jam (Turn It Up)
- Hot Problems
- Lollipop
- What’s Up
- Mistletoe
- Love You Like A Love Song
- Look at Me Now
- Bedrock
- Down On Me
- If Everyone Cared
- You’re Having My Baby
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- Shave ‘Em Dry
- One Time
I'm going to be a grumpy old fart (even though I'm only 33) and say anything considered music today in the pop category as well as dubstep.
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I find Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat" to be so long and boring, it could've been used at Gitmo in place of waterboarding or whatever they did down there...
I wouldn't hate on that song so much if it wasn't for the contractual stipulation that one of the Sirius/XM radio stations has, of playing it twice a day forever. I hear it all the time.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
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Ouch. I've actually heard half the songs on your list and I guess it's safe to assume that I'm better off not knowing about the rest.
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Dick In A Box
Horse With No Name
MacArthur Park (The "Someone left the cake out in the rain" song)
Afternoon Delight (Though, I have to sing along with it...Because it's funny. Same goes with Dick In A Box)
That's all I can think of right now.
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Ahh, we had a quote for those songs "K-Tel Hell" .. examples Seasons In The Sun, Kung-Fu Fighting, ahh and personal fav, oh heck.. "Daddy Please Don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me" "Daddy Please Don't, We're gonna get Married, Just you wait and See!" - Run, Joey Run By David Geddes. That part sticks in my head, lol..
But Song I hated the worst was from Popeye: The Movie, with Robin Williams... Shelley Duvall singing about Bluto, can't think of the name, but the phrase "But He's Large" keeps sticking in my mind! Quick search turned up the fact that it's name is "He's Large" But really, there are always some old ones and new ones that come to mind when you aren't thinking about them, that's the worst part of it!
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Oh my..POPEYE..THE MOVIE !!!A
But Song I hated the worst was from Popeye: The Movie, with Robin Williams... Shelley Duvall singing about Bluto, can't think of the name, but the phrase "But He's Large" keeps sticking in my mind! Quick search turned up the fact that it's name is "He's Large" But really, there are always some old ones and new ones that come to mind when you aren't thinking about them, that's the worst part of it!
Back in the early 80's my uncle and aunt ( sadly both are now deceased ) tried and tried for years to get our local cable company to expand service to their community. Well to make a long story short they succeeded and in 1982 they finally were able to get cable at their house. of course they signed up for HBO ( Showtime wasn't even on the radar then )..and the first movie they saw on this thing called HBO ?? POPEYE !! The hated the movie so much that they had HBO ( and cable ) disconnected soon afterward and they went back to using that good ol'fashioned antenna. They never did went back to cable.
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Welcome, Porkyrinds! Excellent blast from the past with the K-Tel reference. I always wondered who in their right mind would buy that crap! Seasons in the Sun...blerf!
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
Actually, I'm rather partial to Seasons in the Sun, although Jacques Brel certainly wrote much better songs.
If "Seasons in the Sun" turns your stomach, then "The Old Folks" will positively make you wretch. A little lyrics sample:
The old folks dream no more
The books have gone to sleep, the piano's out of tune
The little cat is dead and no more do they sing
On a Sunday afternoon
The old folks move no more, their world's become too small
Their bodies feel like lead
They might look out the window or else sit in a chair
Or else they stay in bed
I like this song too, but the bit about the little cat being dead does kind of seem like overkill. The original French version is even sadder.
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"Want U Back" by Cher Lloyd, that the stations around here seems OBSESSED with playing, is downright awful.
She sounds totally obnoxious, especially when she says 'Remember all the things that you and I did first?', like she's trying to sound all cutesy and failing. There are those random 'UGH!'s peppered in there, and the message of the song? She breaks up with the guy, expecting him to come crawling back to stroke her ego, but he gets with another girl and isn't all hung up and crying over her! GASP! How dare he?! Now she wants him back, not 'cause she actually cares, but because someone else has him and she's jealous and all 'I had you first!'. Like a two-year-old that wants a toy just because another kid has it. Shitty, shitty song. I can't change the station fast enough when it comes on.
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