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    onehunglow Guest

    Jack Nicholson

    Is a real work of art. I've seen him act like such a tuff guy with his goon squade around him. I just relized why I love FAD so much. It is pure pleasure I get from seeing "Der Bingle In The Box" and enjoying almost to sexual stimulation how these mean old bastards etc. Bit it. I never liked Jack Cassidy. He burned up. So many of these snobs got just what they asked for. Now when Jack goes toes up YES!!!!!!!!!

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    I've never liked Jack much either. I hate when the Academy Awards are on, and there is old Jack sitting front and centre with his sunglasses on, mugging it up for the camera. The MC always includes him in his monologue. What makes him so special?

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    Mavros Guest
    In The Kid Stays in the Picture movie, Bob Evans says that Nicholson saved his ass when he needed it. If that matters any...

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    Jack Nicholson's threesome pill




    Jack Nicholson has confessed he has to take Viagra to have threesomes now he has turned 70.


    Jack Nicholson has to take Viagra to have threesomes.
    The 70-year-old actor - who boasts he has slept with over 2,000 women - confessed he needs help in the bedroom when he is pleasuring more than one woman.
    He said: "I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one."
    Jack, who jokingly claims his life has been "one long sexual fantasy", also revealed he is considering writing his memoirs, but is worried it might get in the way of his day-to-day existence.
    He added: "Sometimes I think to myself, 'Well, Jack, you have met a lot of people over the years, there might just be some interest out there in you recalling some of them.'
    'But it would be a bit like taking a picture of the Grand Canyon, it would get in the way of being there."

    (C) BANG Media International

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    PvN73 Guest
    Jack is awesome. I just love his eyebrows.

    Dont know if I would do him now, earlier for sure!

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    I like him as an actor, but I really can't see why all these women want to do him. I certainly would not, but then again, he wouldn't want to do me either.
    Some people just need a high five.... in the face.... with a chair...


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    Jack's the man!
    I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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    what unmitigated conceit....hmmm two thousand women, yah right, anyone can say anything these days...
    pull the string!

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    Ceci Guest
    Jack's got to be lying. He's not Wilt Chamberlain.

    Last edited by Ceci; 02-06-2008 at 03:49 AM.

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    Fighter Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ceci View Post
    Jack's got to be lying. He's not Wilt Chamberlain.

    Or Gene Simmons...

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    poppie Guest
    Old Jack is now a tiresome old pervert. When he was younger, his antics were interesting and cute. Now is is just a dirty old man.

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    ew.
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    Ghoulie Girl Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by poppie View Post
    Old Jack is now a tiresome old pervert. When he was younger, his antics were interesting and cute. Now is is just a dirty old man.
    Agreed!

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    smellslikealmonds Guest
    Doesn't he have a pill that'll turn him in to someone attractive.

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    Henry Kissinger nailed it with the "Power Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac" quote and Jack is a force to be reckoned with in hollyweird. Same reason Hef gets laid.
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    Katie Guest
    There is an old saying that "those who have sex need not talk about it. Those who can't get any, talk about it always"

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    Reecy Guest
    Well I for one would let Jack take his viagra if he could let me see the universe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katie View Post
    There is an old saying that "those who have sex need not talk about it. Those who can't get any, talk about it always"

    I absolutely agree with that.
    Some people just need a high five.... in the face.... with a chair...


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    TrueBlueAngel Guest
    I love Jack as an actor, but, christ, is he full of shite!

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    ScarletApparition Guest
    I'd love to read that book if he'd really tell it all. Morbid curiosity runs from celebrity death and celebrity doings. I wonder if he leaves the shades on....not that I'd want to be that creeped out to find out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletApparition View Post
    I'd love to read that book if he'd really tell it all. Morbid curiosity runs from celebrity death and celebrity doings. I wonder if he leaves the shades on....not that I'd want to be that creeped out to find out!
    LOL No shit huh?

    Back when he was young Jack had a whole bad boy thing going on. I still think he puts on a good show as an actor but no way jose on the bump and grind, thanks!
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    Bidmor Guest
    I think Jack merely likes to b.s. everybody...gives him a few grins. It's his way of telling a reporter who's dumb enough to ask Jack Nicholson about something that Jack Nicholson doesn't want to discuss that it's none of our g**d***** f****** business. That's his style.

    Nicholson is still one of the few big dogs on the porch and he knows it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by divaghosty View Post
    I'd do him. Just out of curiousity. He seems cool. LOL
    I've been known to create an air of mystery; and thus curiosity. Many consider me cool.

    Sooo...

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    NOVSTORM Guest
    Welllll years ago I would have done him LOL He was cute and trim and I liked him. Now? WEll I don't know if I could get drunk enough lol

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    Xtine Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Henry Kissinger nailed it with the "Power Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac" quote and Jack is a force to be reckoned with in hollyweird. Same reason Hef gets laid.
    i'd much rather do hef than jack nicholson, he gives me the creeps

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    Jack is so gross. He was old in the 1980's, now he's reached mummy status. I think anyone that would do him now, even out of morbid curiousity, has some serious issues with self respect. Maybe they have an unrequited need for attention, and will advertise their needs regardless of how they appear to others. Any attention, even negative, is fulfilling in their eyes. It's quite sad, actually.
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    Xtine Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    Jack is so gross. He was old in the 1980's, now he's reached mummy status. I think anyone that would do him now, even out of morbid curiousity, has some serious issues with self respect. Maybe they have an unrequited need for attention, and will advertise their needs regardless of how they appear to others. Any attention, even negative, is fulfilling in their eyes. It's quite sad, actually.
    wow ICH, i'm glad you don't have an opinion about the subject.

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    Jack-O-Lantern Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    Jack's the man!
    I'm with you, Gomez!!!

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    DoubleZ1013 Guest
    There's not enough money in the world that would get me into bed with Jack Nicholson.Allen Payne on the other hand...

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    Jack is my fav actor. That being said, I can't see how anyone would want to get it on with that human liver spot!

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    RaRaRamona Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by divaghosty View Post
    I'd do him. Just out of curiousity. He seems cool. LOL
    LOL morbid curiosity.

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    RoRo Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Henry Kissinger nailed it with the "Power Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac" quote and Jack is a force to be reckoned with in hollyweird. Same reason Hef gets laid.
    You nailed it on the head so to speak!

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    Tugboat25 Guest
    Jack always seemed creepy to me. There's something about him I don't care for.
    Maybe it's the arrogance? The conceit? The ego? The attitude? The pomposity? The bombast? The snobbishness?
    The fact that he isn't a good an actor as he (and others) portray him to be?
    Robert De Niro must drive old Jack insane. De Niro is everything Jack "thinks" he is.

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