Quite the Legacy this man left behind. RIP.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
I call no "crappy IKEA coffin" jokes.
RIP
Sincerely yours,
Upset
I was so overwhelmed, I almost fell off my IKEA chair-- no, wait! Forgot a couple of screws there....
Cause of death: Hitting his head on the coffee table while looking everywhere for a missing bookshelf bracket.
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A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
I call no "crappy IKEA coffin" jokes.
"Crappy " and "Ikea" in the same sentence is redundant.