GAWD I was in love with Barbara when she was on TV. That show would always piss me off when Jeanie would say "What is your wish master?" and he would say, "Say I'd like a new tie." And young horn dog me would yell at the TV "Bang her you idiot!" Then Jeanie's brunette cousin would visit and chase Hagman around the house for some lovin'. He would run from her screaming "Jeanie help me" and I would be yelling at the TV "Bang her her you fucking idiot!"
Thank de lawd for plastic surgeons, or Babs would have not had a TV career:
"Everybody is born, and everybody dies. Being born wasn't so bad , was it?"
Peter the Hermit