Go on...give us a qoute from your favorite tv show or movie!
I'll start:
"Your mother is here with us, Karras. Care to leave a message, I'll be sure that she gets it".
Know where that's from? You have five seconds!
The Exorcist.
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Go on...give us a qoute from your favorite tv show or movie!
I'll start:
"Your mother is here with us, Karras. Care to leave a message, I'll be sure that she gets it".
Know where that's from? You have five seconds!
The Exorcist.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
Renowned Death Hag
"You're kind of attractive... for a beautiful girl, with a great body."
Chevy Chase / "Ty"
Caddyshack
I can't believe that (a) I actually used that line in bars and pubs long ago and (b) that it actually was a pretty good ice breaker.
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
{Bette Davis as Margo Channing in All About Eve}
"I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
Ferris Bueller - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"I am wound up tighter than a Baptist mister’s wife’s girdle at an all you can eat pancake breakfast"
Blanche - The Golden Girls
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"Why did they find glass in the salad?"
"Because they ran out of croutons, Blanche".
or
"Why is there a toilet sitting in the living room?"
"Because a little girl came by selling Girl Scout toilets, Blanche"
I love the Golden Girls! Is Estelle Getty still with us? I know she's very sick with Alzheimers.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
"I Never drink Wine"
Bela Lugosi-Dracula
I am pretty sure Estelle is still alive. I know she is very sick. I love golden girls! I have all the seasons on DVD and watch them all the time! :0)
This is a great topic, in my opinion. I just can't stop posting!
Another good one is:
I can pick up a cig smoke it, put the pack in drawer and forget all about them - Dafney (Fansier)
Theres a word for people like you.... oh yes! BITCH (BeBe Fransier's agent)
"...I am convinced that I can walk through walls. Not just me, anyone. Cops. People. People in Nashville..."
--The Ninth Configuration
Criswell-Plan 9 from outer space
"and future events such as these will affect you in the future...My friend"
"And the ever beautiful flowers she had planted...with her own hands"
I love that line...how the hell else would she plant them?
"I say we let him gooooooooooo."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Senior Death Hag
"Aren't you a litle fat to be a stormtrooper?"
-Lois (As Princess Leia) to Chris (as Luke Skywalker) in the Family Guy season premire.
The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
"I'm a time bomb and I'm gonna explode all over you people" Nicky, Times Square
"Get busy living or get busy dying" - Andy - Shawshank Redemption
Clark! Clark! Clark you asshole
The Hollywood Knights
Chester, what type of man would dip somones face in hot melted lead?. (Brude Dern did it). Matt Dillion from Gunsmoke
Yeah, I got one. how you gonna get down that hill?
Paul Newman in Hombre
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"He's a real gentleman, I'll bet he take the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it" Ouiser
"I ain't as sweet as I used to be" Ouiser
"All gay men have track lighting and all gay men are named Mark, Rick or Steve" Claree
All from Steel Magnolias
From Fiddler on the Roof-
Perchik: "Money is the world's curse"
Tevye :"May the Lord smite me with it, and may I never recover"
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
That's Not a pillow!!!!!!....How 'bout those Bears?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
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"She has the face of a Buddha but the heart of a scorpion"-Raise the Red Lantern
"The words "I can't" aren't in her vocabulary"-Steve Martin
"I need you to do something for me"-Steve Martin
"I can't"-Veronica Lake
"She must have added them since I last saw her"-Steve Martin
That was from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
I love lamp!!!
Brick Tamlin--Anchorman
Renowned Death Hag
"Hey Andy..take a look at your pal...he's giving himself a public colonoscopy"
Jane Lynch-40 Year Old Virgin
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
Raineesha-"my body is forbidden fruit"
Jones-"Lets eat!"
Reno 911
Originally Posted by bluebear71
That was going to be mine! I love that quote.
Steve Carell is hilarious.
My other fav is from the Misfits with Marilyn and Clark Gable.
This quote has the very last lines either of them spoke in the theatre before they died.
[SIZE=3]Marilyn: "How do you find your way back in the dark?", [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Clark: "Just head for that big star straight on. The highway's under it. It'll take us right home. ""[/SIZE]
AHHHHH!!! Kelly Clarkson!!!
Steve Carell again this time in The 40 yr. Old Virgin
"Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas, but I'm not not sure how he got in my pajamas." Grouch Marx
Define irony.......bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. From Con Air - my favourite
"I have many skills" Xena:Warrior Princess
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight, if you stick a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond."
Ferris/Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
Bender/Breakfast Club
"His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"
Ducky/Pretty in Pink
"Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?"
" Ceremonial"
Gary and Wyatt/Weird Science
OK..I am done with the 80's revisted...
"on november 13, felix unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence" "that request came from his wife" "deep down he knew she was right""but he also knew that some day he would return to her" "with no where else to go he appeared at the home of his friend oscar madison" "several years earlier madison's wife had thrown him out requesting that he never return. "can 2 divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy??
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"Your whole life is cynacism and orgasm" Brenda Vacarro
"You know in Paris I could run on that slogan and win" Woody Allen
Deconstructing Harry
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]peek-a-boo!!
"Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assasination attempt?"
Bill Murry--Meatballs
"I suppose you think that's very funny Harold."
(If you're on FAD, you know which movie that's from.)
"Don't Fuck With Me Boys !!!!!" Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford
From the movie Mommie Dearest, when Joan inherits the Pepsi Board Chair after her husbands death
From Blazing Saddles
"Gentlemen please! Rest your sphincters!" - Hedley Lamar
"Excuse me while I whip this out" - Sheriff Bart
Blackadder: "Do you know what irony is Baldrick?"
Baldrick: "Yeah it sort of like goldy and bronzy only made out of iron."
Go the Bladders!
"I don't have to take that from you...you pig-eyed sack of shit!"
Wargames
LOL! Love that movie!
"Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana"
Sorry I got sidetracked by Blazing Saddles...Here is one of my favs!
Large Marge: On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building... And when they pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...
"Pee Wee's Big Adventure"
I love that movie!!
"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist." ~Tobias, Arrested Development
"Where's my 2 dollars" Paperboy, Better Off dead
Heard this one just today passing by the tube earlier.....
"He don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies!"
dont' know what movie.....
"Impatient boys sometimes miss dessert"......
Aurora (Shirley McLean) to the Astronaut (Jack Nicholson) in
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.........
"Just my panties. What more do I need?"
Mrs. Rogo (Stella Stevens) to the Revrend Scott (Gene Hackman) in
THE POSEIDEON ADVENTURE
"Can I bring the love birds Mitch? They haven't harmed anyone!"
little girl (Veronica Cartwright) to her brother Mitch (Name escapes me) in
ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S THE BIRDS
"YOU SPOONED ME AGAINST MY WILL!" - Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
(Any line he spits out is comedy gold. Love NPH!)
''Victims...aren't we all?'' - Eric Draven (Brandon Lee) ''The Crow'' my all-time favorite movie. RIP Brandon. Any line from that movie is brilliant.
drop the gun fat boy (thik russian accent)
snatch
"Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!"
(quoted by Xander from Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 5 "Dracula")
This scene made me laugh so hard soda came out my nose.
and oh course " Ray. What did you do Ray?"- Ghostbusters
"never rub another mans rhubarb"
-Jack Nicholson as Joker in batman.
-Morbid1
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