Oh this could be interesting! I've been lucky I guess but having read the article before, I'd be interested in your stories....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-storm.html
Oh this could be interesting! I've been lucky I guess but having read the article before, I'd be interested in your stories....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ter-storm.html
I had a first date where we went to see a movie. Maybe he didn't think I could see, but he was picking his nose and eating his boogers throughout the whole movie! OMG I was so disgusted. Then when we went to get something to eat, I just couldn't eat. I was so grossed out. And he had these dry, chapped lips that were peeling. Ugh. Then when he was taking me home, it started to snow a lot and it was the beginning of a blizzard. The streets weren't plowed yet and the snow was piling on. It was more time with him that I didn't want. It was a disaster. Needless to say, it was my first and last date with him.
I went out once with a girl, all she talked about the whole time was her ex bf. The dinner, in the car andwhen she sort of invited herrself into my place for drinks. It was all about her ex.
It was maddning so I made it a point to not see her again
I once dated (OK, just between you and me and the CIA/MI5/BND, "hooked up with" would be more acurate ) a woman many years my junior (i.e., not a cognisant life form in 1969) who insisted on spending the intervals trying to convince me that we never landed on the moon, it was all done on a Hollywood soundstage, and there is no Neil Armstrong - he was played by a series of identical actors.
Call me finicky, but even at my age and advanced state of deterioration, there are some things that I just will not put up with to get laid!
The next morning I told her that I know Neil Armstrong exists because my grandmother babysat for him when he was just a lad (true) and she would do well to forget where I live. For months I continued to get messages and e-mails from her about how she had fallen in love with me.
Yes, I am now more careful about the company I keep.
Better than getting burgled on your first date. heheheh
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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I had a first (and only) date where his opening line at dinner was
"My ex girlfriend is a witch and belongs to coven in San Rafael, she was able to put me in jail and made me lose my job, I think you should know these things"
No shit skippy, I walked home that night.
I love to tease my younger sister about a real prince of a guy that she dated in high school. On one date, he farted and shit his pants and was so drunk that he was laughing and telling everyone about it. He did something gross on nearly every date they ever had. She finally had enough of him when he burped in her mouth (beer burp) while they were kissing.
I once dated a guy who kept calling me by the wrong name. At first I thought it was just a speech impediment, but after I told him for the 4th time what my name was and he was still pronouncing it wrong, I just gave up. Seriously, my name is two syllables, four letters, two of which are the same letter...
Leasie, the crapping his pants thing would have been the end of the line for me too. To this day, she gets pissed every time his name comes up and that happened 24 years ago!
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
Thanks, Neil, I will remember that the next time I shit my pants. LOL
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
http://www.pinterest.com/neilmpenny
I was set up on a blind date with a friend of a friend. He rented a movie and bought a case of beer (it was 10 in the morning), invited his best friend over, and we watched the movie. He and his friend had several beers. After the movie, I said that I would like to be taken home. He said he'd lost his license, and I had to wait for his parents to get home, and they would drive me home. He and his friend had more beer. When I used the bathroom, one of them get into my purse and found the stun gun my brother had insisted I take with me. They were playing with it when I came out, and my date said "the guards at the jail had these!" That's how I found out he'd been behind bars. The guy's parents came home, and there was still beer left, so the guy tried to hide it... behind the toilet. When his sister found it, he told them it was mine. He and his parents were driving me home, and when we got to the town I lived in, I mentioned that my street was on the Pennsylvania side of the border. They said they couldn't drive me there because the guy wasn't allowed in the state of Pennsylvania. I found out later that he'd set fire to his ex's house after she broke up with him. The friend who set us up knew that, too.
Gee, thanks.
Did you BY ANY CHANCE do something bad to your friend before he/she set you up on a date with this gem? If not did you do something after? Cos I would. That's at least 5 years worth of revenge
Wow orionova, what a jerk. A friend of mine set me up on a blind date one time with a friend of her husdand's. All he did was complain about everything. We went to eat, he chose pizza. Then bitched about how he didn't like it. Then we went to a movie he chose. He bitched about that too. As soon as I got home I called my friend, and I bitched. That was the first and last time I let her hook me up.
See I thought it would be a good thing if friends set you up with one of their friends? They know you both well so could judge how yous would get on.....how wrong can I be?!
OMG it actually happened! The thread title came true again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ver-thief.html
I still laugh about it and tease her from time to time. She doesn't think it is funny and doesn't enjoy trips down memory lane about it either. Of course, that doesn't stop me or my other sister from bringing it up!
I went on a date with a guy when I was sixteen, he looked 13, we went to the carnival, they charged him half admission and thought he was my little brother. They even charged him the child's price for the games. He was 18 by the way. He would just laugh about it and say Right Sis, they would ask him his age and he would tell them he was 13.
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