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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    They outta just say...

    "There is a 100% chance of white shit fallin outta the sky"
    LMFAO...Howie it's MILD here in TO. Here's what most of the rest of the province is looking at tonight (and keep in mind most of the weather we get heads down into the US eventually):

    London - Parkhill - Eastern Middlesex County.
    Snow squall warning in effect.
    Tonight..Local snow squalls and flurries at times heavy. Local amount
    15 to 25 cm. Wind west 30 km/h becoming light overnight. Low minus 9.
    Saturday..Cloudy with 60 percent chance of flurries. High minus 3.
    Saturday night..Cloudy with 60 percent chance of flurries. Becoming
    cloudy periods overnight. Low minus 7.

    Lovely, eh?
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    And then there's Vancouver....

    Currently
    8 C
    Light Showers Rain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerak View Post
    And then there's Vancouver....

    Currently
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    Light Showers Rain

    You guys are soooooo lame out there . That's not winter. It's a rainy day.
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    YAY!!! I hate winter/cold... bla! LOL

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    Mainly clear skies. Cold. Low 24F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.

    and I am in the DEEP South.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redkatrampant View Post
    Mainly clear skies. Cold. Low 24F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.

    and I am in the DEEP South.

    OMG!!! really?? that is COLD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerak View Post
    OMG!!! really?? that is COLD!!
    It is for US!
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    Duster on summer vacation...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redkatrampant View Post
    It is for US!
    us too! we are sitting at 48F right now...and it is evening...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howdidyoubuyit? View Post


    duster on summer vacation...

    hahahhahahhaha lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post


    Duster on summer vacation...

    Ahahahaha! OMFG this is too funny - That's the pic I was trying to post on your profile page this aft! We have it up on our Canadian hags SG.
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    HA! That's on our page too - only the caption we use for it is "A Canadian Beer Fridge".
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    Well...This could go on for DAYS!!! I smell a merge monster...Do you smell it...It's that smell, that smelly smell....That smelly smell, that smells.......Smelly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redkatrampant View Post
    Don't you already have your tree?

    We had one last weekend. I am cooking another this weekend for the girls, and I will have one thursday with the Mr.
    yeah we are behind this year. Only one Christmas tree up & done. Number two is up, not decorated. Number three goes up tomorrow!

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    I gotta vaccum my tree...Yup, you heard it...No sence in needlessly murderin a perfectly good tree...

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    They prolly won't miind if we screw around a little bit. We've still got almost a week to get back on track. Right Howie?!?!?

    (BTW, I loved that "baking a dead bird" line)
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    Howie, hun...you KNOW where this thread will go....

    Will be merged into my hijacked thread....

    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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    The part I love about cookin a turkey the best...Shovin my whole hand up it's ass to pull out tha guts...I go all "Night of the Living Dead"...Bwahahahahahahah!!! Now, if ya wants some FINE ol south dressin...I can SO hook you up...

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    Well I got out the sweatshirts just in case.....it actually got down into the 50`s last night........brrrrrrrrr.......I`m not used to this cold weather

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    Well I got out the sweatshirts just in case.....it actually got down into the 50`s last night........brrrrrrrrr.......I`m not used to this cold weather


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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post


    SPEWWWWWWWWWW......LMFAOOOOOOOOO.....

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    Yeah...Ain't the holidays fun...You get together in ball freezin weather...Cook dead animals...Eat WAY too much...Fight with every in law you have...Go home and FIGHT with your better half...Eat COLD dead animal...And then pass the hell out until a month later and do it the hell all over again...WOOO HOOOOO!!! Count me the hell in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    yeah we are behind this year. Only one Christmas tree up & done. Number two is up, not decorated. Number three goes up tomorrow!
    I havent even thought about the trees.
    blondemafia is jealous of how hookery a hooker I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Yeah...Ain't the holidays fun...You get together in ball freezin weather...Cook dead animals...Eat WAY too much...Fight with every in law you have...Go home and FIGHT with your better half...Eat COLD dead animal...And then pass the hell out until a month later and do it the hell all over again...WOOO HOOOOO!!! Count me the hell in!

    We`re doing a picnic at the beach.....tradition can get so old, don`t ya think

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    Growing Up Buford

    I'm done giving people ammunition to gun me down with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    We`re doing a picnic at the beach.....tradition can get so old, don`t ya think


    OH and Molls...


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    Jules.....I`m starting to detect a slight tinge of hostility here......

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    Let's just put it this way...It's so frickin cold up here...If I were a dude...My balls would be so far up in my body that I would look like I was growin Mickey mouse ears...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Let's just put it this way...It's so frickin cold up here...If I were a dude...My balls would be so far up in my body that I would look like I was growin Mickey mouse ears...

    Here, I`m sending you some pics to warm you up....can you help me pick one that might be suitable for our picnic.........



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    I hate you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    I hate you...

    HAAAAAAAA......I made it your sig.......LMAOOOOOO....sorry sweetie, but I haven`t laughed that hard all frigging week....I truly am so...* cough *....sorry...* cough *




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    I hope you get a sunburn on yer dressin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    I hope you get a sunburn on yer dressin...
    lmfao
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    Miss Chunk wants to ...

    ...wish all of her American friends a very Happy Thanksgiving! Let's hope by Thanksgiving time next year, our world will be a better (even a bit!) place!
    "I guess every form of refuge has its price"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Chunk View Post
    ...wish all of her American friends a very Happy Thanksgiving! Let's hope by Thanksgiving time next year, our world will be a better (even a bit!) place!

    Your so sweet Miss C.....

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    It should be 85 on Thanksgiving day where I dwell...I've grilled a turkey before while wearing boxer shorts and a tank top in good ole AZ...it's not a pretty sight...imagine the hirsute Vic Tayback in this scenario

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    Your so sweet Miss C.....
    Why thank you MorbidMolly! I luv your pictures of Jean!
    "I guess every form of refuge has its price"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkythejokedog View Post
    It should be 85 on Thanksgiving day where I dwell...I've grilled a turkey before while wearing boxer shorts and a tank top in good ole AZ...it's not a pretty sight...imagine the hirsute Vic Tayback in this scenario

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    we break from ongoing transmission of poor Howie"s need for warmth for this newstory.


    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carry=
    ing a wild turkey under his arm.



    He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'



    The boy replied, 'What turkey?'



    The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'



    The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted unde=
    r my arm!'



    The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whate=
    ver you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.



    If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll=
    break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you g=
    onna do with him?'



    The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'



    May your stuffing be tasty
    May your turkey be plump,
    May your potatoes and gravy
    Have never a lump.
    May your yams be delicious
    And your pies take the prize,
    And may your Thanksgiving dinner
    Stay off your thighs!



    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
    blondemafia is jealous of how hookery a hooker I am.

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    And may your booties stay warm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    And may your booties stay warm...
    For YOU!
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    Howie I cannot BELIEVE you're complaining about the cold. It's about 15 degrees here now (Farenheit), and I've had to pull out my winter coat plus a fleece vest and a long sleeve teeshirt. All of which is happening two or three weeks early. You should be laughing
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    That dead frozen bird and I have alot in common...I don't have a high tolerance fer cold...For the first time...I am serious...

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