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    Happy Thanksgiving Death Hags!

    Hope everyone has a peaceful ,relaxing Holiday filled with Food,Fun and friends!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    Thanks Snoop!

    You and your family have a fun happy safe one!




    -Morbid1

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    Happy Thanksgiving, Snoopy and Morbid!

    Happy Thanksgiving, all you Death Hags!

    Off to make pumpkin pies. MMmmm!

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    I wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. It will be a normal day off for me, because we are celebrating on the Friday because of the kids and Grandkids.

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    Happy Thanksgiving All


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    Happy Thanksgiving!! to all my friends across the pond!!

    [I have never said that before ever and it feels kinda odd]

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    To everyone out there,

    Have a happy, healthy, and safe thanksgiving!

    Mike

    The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

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    Found a thanksgiving poem in my "travels" that I thought you would all like

    [SIZE=6] Black November
    [/SIZE][SIZE=6] A Turkey's Lament

    [/SIZE][SIZE=5] When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
    My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

    Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow,
    And he told me there was something that I had to know;

    His look and his tone I will always remember,
    When he told me of the horrors of ..... Black November;

    "Come about August, now listen to me,
    Each day you'll be thick, where once you were thin,
    And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin.

    "And then one morning, when you're warm in your bed,
    In'll burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head;

    "Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald'n pink,
    And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink,

    "And then comes the worst part" he said not bluffing,
    "She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing".

    Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat,
    I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat,

    And decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked,
    I'd have to lay low and remain overlooked;

    I began a new diet of nuts and granola,
    High-roughage salads, juice and diet cola,

    And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes,
    I stayed in my room doing Jane Fonda tapes,

    I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half,
    And tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed;

    But 'twas I who was laughing, under my breath,
    As they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death;

    And sure enough when Black November rolled around,
    I was the last turkey left in the entire compound;

    So now I'm a pet in the farmer's wife's lap;
    I haven't a worry, so I eat and I nap,

    She held me today, while sewing and humming,
    And smiled at me and said "Christmas is coming........"
    [/SIZE]
    The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

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    Nytkrew that's funny!!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    [SIZE=5]Happy Thanksgiving to all of you as well![/SIZE]


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    Happy Turkey Day everyone. It will be just me and the dogs here. Only good thing about it, I get a three night weekend. Wait, I dunno if that's good or not. lol Just more time to sit around the house and be bored.

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    Happy Thanksgiving peeps. Enjoy you're turkey and put your feet up and enjoy the holiday.
    Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.

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    Happy Thanksgiving all!
    At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
    Patrick Moore.

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    Happy Thanksgiving One and All-

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    Happy Thanksgiving to my extended family! I'm thankful for you all.


    "I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"



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    Happy Thanksgiving!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poizenvixenx View Post
    THAT'S funny!! LOL
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckMyKiss View Post
    Happy Thanksgiving!! to all my friends across the pond!!

    [I have never said that before ever and it feels kinda odd]

    THANK YOU!!


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    [SIZE=6]Happy Thanksgiving Death Hags![/SIZE]
    [SIZE=3]Death becomes her...[/SIZE]

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    Happy Thanksgiving y'all.
    “If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.” - Michael Jackson

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    if i didn't send you a T-Day greeting on your MySpace account, HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

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    [SIZE=3]...and thanks to those who left MySpace greetings. Most appreciated![/SIZE]
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    .........HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

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    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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    Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!!!

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    Sorry I had to.
    Happy Thanksgiving again. And remember, if it wasn't for the English....lololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayou Voodoo View Post
    Happy Turkey Day everyone. It will be just me and the dogs here. Only good thing about it, I get a three night weekend. Wait, I dunno if that's good or not. lol Just more time to sit around the house and be bored.
    ohhhh..Bayou I will think of you, I will spend it with my dog as well, people are always surprised I'm alone, but I will feed myself and OD on Andy Hardy movies...have a good Thanksgiving Day to all, dear friends.

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    Happy Thanksgiving to the Americans

    Hope you all have a great weekend...Eat lots, drink lots and remember everything we have to be thankful for
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    You too Duster - Happy Thanksgiving to the Canadians as well!

    ""It's a mop with a tongue! Can you imagine the dingleberries?" - Mammy


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    Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving as well Duster.
    Happy Thanksgiving to all the Canadians.

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    ((actually, our thanksgiving is the 2nd weekend of october. but thanks anyway ))
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    Actually ours isn't until next Thursday, but thanks anyway, because we're having our dinner tomorrow (Saturday) because the cop has to work on T Day.
    Cindy Tapia
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    In Loving Memory Brandon Lee

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    Oops. Blame Howie. She told me she was "baking a dead bird" this weekend.
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    bwaahahahahahahaa---- i just love ya Duster----

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Oops. Blame Howie. She told me she was "baking a dead bird" this weekend.
    Lots of people have the big dinner the weekend before, or the weekend after. Thanks to my wife's folks being divorced, I've already had one dinner. We'll have another on the actual day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickenbacker View Post
    Lots of people have the big dinner the weekend before, or the weekend after. Thanks to my wife's folks being divorced, I've already had one dinner. We'll have another on the actual day.
    Don't you already have your tree?

    We had one last weekend. I am cooking another this weekend for the girls, and I will have one thursday with the Mr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAdeathhag View Post
    bwaahahahahahahaa---- i just love ya Duster----
    Awww, shucks.
    Well let's look on the bright side: We now have almost a week to wish each other happy Thanksgiving!
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    Oh it all sounds so good...how many of you deep fry a turkey? Cause I am coming over if you do.I have always wanted to try it..
    hurt an animal and I will kill you

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Awww, shucks.
    Well let's look on the bright side: We now have almost a week to wish each other happy Thanksgiving!
    WOO HOO!!!
    blondemafia is jealous of how hookery a hooker I am.

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    Ya know...It is the goal of all Americans to fuck with the canooks heads...sorry bout that my man...It is next Thurday but we Mericans are silly...We have family dinners several days before the actual day...At least we do in the South...We are just plain WEIRD down here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post


    Ya know...It is the goal of all Americans to fuck with the canooks heads...sorry bout that my man...It is next Thurday but we Mericans are silly...We have family dinners several days before the actual day...At least we do in the South...We are just plain WEIRD down here...
    Lol...ya got me Howie. BTW, did you know we have our Christmas 6 weeks earlier than yours as well?
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    An early Happy Thanksgiving to ya'll !!!! A little tin foil and you can have one SEXY bird!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    Lol...ya got me Howie. BTW, did you know we have our Christmas 6 weeks earlier than yours as well?
    Yeah...But you guys is WEIRDER than we are...I mean...Who the hell would wanna live where its sa frickin cold all year that if you go outside to take a piss the stream freezes in mid August! Get your asses down here and we'll show ya how it's done...

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Yeah...But you guys is WEIRDER than we are...I mean...Who the hell would wanna live where its sa frickin cold all year that if you go outside to take a piss the stream freezes in mid August! Get your asses down here and we'll show ya how it's done...

    hahahaha Howie! I live in Vancouver and we haven't even seen snow in years!! just rain, lots and lots of rain LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Yeah...But you guys is WEIRDER than we are...I mean...Who the hell would wanna live where its sa frickin cold all year that if you go outside to take a piss the stream freezes in mid August! Get your asses down here and we'll show ya how it's done...
    Another thing all Canadian guys learn early in life that Southerners don't: How to write your name in the snow

    (I actually watched a woman try to do that once, after many cocktails. Friggin' hysterical )
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by howDIDyouBUYit? View Post
    Yeah...But you guys is WEIRDER than we are...I mean...Who the hell would wanna live where its sa frickin cold all year that if you go outside to take a piss the stream freezes in mid August! Get your asses down here and we'll show ya how it's done...
    Here's the forecast for tonight:

    City of Toronto.
    Tonight..Clear early this evening then cloudy periods with 40 percent
    chance of flurries later this evening. Low minus 11.
    Saturday..Sunny. Becoming a mix of sun and cloud in the afternoon.
    High minus 3.
    Saturday night..Cloudy periods. Low minus 7.
    Fuck Off. We're Full.

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    Hope you have a good thanksgiving

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    They outta just say...

    "There is a 100% chance of white shit fallin outta the sky"

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