"Awwww c'mon mom, sing Little Bar of Soap for the guys"O.K.
This has gone on long enough...
I even tried to cheat !
What is this ? We can't go on !!!!!!!
Ok Ok DovesCry.....it's from Lily Tomlin's "Incredible Shrinking Woman" One of my faves.
"Hey. Guess you don't mind if I smoke. It has not been a good day sister. And I blame YOU... You turn on a LIGHT when you go to the bathroom... If you are going to have affairs you have GOT to be more careful! Of course, this is all useless information for you now."
Hey. Guess you don't mind if I smoke. It has not been a good day sister. And I blame YOU... You turn on a LIGHT when you go to the bathroom... If you are going to have affairs you have GOT to be more careful! Of course, this is all useless information for you now." -- Sordid Lives
"You sho is ugly!"
This just in- Powersauce is Amazing!
Guest
Beetlejuice.
Well, with the war in Europe and new weapons being invented all the time, why, what if men were actually foolish enough to destroy themselves completely? Then, you see, the fish in the ocean would develop into a new race of men, and, well, this time they might turn out better, you see?
Survey says...
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING...That is the correct answer!
"...With this money I can get away from you. From you and your chickens and your pies and your kitchens and everything that smells of grease. I can get away from this shack with its cheap furniture. And this town and its dollar days, and its women that wear uniforms and its men that wear overalls..."
Oh, I think instead of a buzzer sound, I should be getting THIS:
http://www.the-earchives.com/wavs/M/mrlimp05.wav
Dr. Phibes
*Sniff* Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
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Total Recall.
Please Frieda, don't tell me what to do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.
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He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.
New rule, one quote per movie?
Here's a new one.......From one of my mostest fave comedies.
"And don't think I feel sorry for you 'cause your daddy died. My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus! They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more, he thought he was God. Which made me Jesus."
Sparkle (aretha Franklin)
Now I got a Barbie Doll crotch!
(Ed: this line was used in a movie long before Hedwig and the angry inch)
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Desperate Living.
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
In and Out.
"If only we were amongst friends - or sane persons".
Overboard.
"Rule number 76, no excuses! Play like a champion!"
Are you going to bring me my lemonade or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?
Overboard
"Oh, my God! Oh, Felicia. Where the Fuckawei?"
Guest
Beyond the Forest
"...I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
[pause]
My ass. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH..."
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Kung Pow.
I've been to the Great Wall of China and I've seen the pyramids in Eqypt, I've even seen a grown man satisfy a camel.
I've been to the Great Wall of China and I've seen the pyramids in Eqypt, I've even seen a grown man satisfy a camel.
Dodgeball.
You love this one-- How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus!
This just in- Powersauce is Amazing!
Goodfellas!
"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
Rocky Balboa (not really a sylvester stallone fan, but this was a funny line!
"...I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door...."
Under the Cherry Moon.
"I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil."
"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."